
Maybe I’m just having a rotten week – divorce proceedings getting nasty, house sale falling through, general all-round misanthropy settling in – but I’ve yet to feel that speedball of adrenalin I’ve been expecting in the countdown to the November 27 Sydney FC vs Los Angeles Galaxy match at Telstra Stadium.
Fantastic that Channel Ten has made space in its dross-filled program schedule to promote the game to “middle Australia”, but make no mistake – its commitment to the sport begins and ends when David Beckham arrives in the country and when he leaves.
Though Goldenballs was something to behold, even treasure, in his prime, his unfathomable celebrity long ago eclipsed his contribution on the football field.
These days he’s used more to sell shirts than score goals. And, in Channel Ten’s case, to sell ad space.
The fixture has CYNICAL CASH-MAKING VENTURE written all over it, conspicuously so because there are contractual clauses that stipulate the match will be “postponed” should Goldenballs be injured.
Given the Englishman’s just-closed season in Major League Soccer in which he played all of five matches, this is a very distinct possibility.
(Certainly England coach Steve McLaren, who rescued his own career by bringing Becks back into the international football fold, saw fit to drop him this week for the crucial Euro 2008 qualifier against Croatia because of concerns over his fitness.)
So “postponed” for just how long? What are the chances of the Galaxy roadshow, least of all Beckham’s APEC-like entourage, coming back at all if the game doesn’t go ahead?
Remote is being generous.
My understanding of the deal is that Beckham must come on at some point to fulfil Galaxy’s side of the bargain, but there are no conditions in place to set down how many minutes he will play.
Which, if I were a betting man, should be 20 minutes to half an hour.
Galaxy would have rocks in their head to risk their $250 million-dollar man for an exhibition match with nothing at stake.
Coming off two consecutive league seasons in which the California “franchise” failed to make the playoffs and parted ways with two coaches, in USA coach Steve Sampson and Canadian Frank Yallop, the club’s owner, the huge Anschutz Entertainment Group, needs Galaxy to bounce back in a big way under new coach Ruud Gullit for the 2008 MLS campaign.
A fit and firing Beckham is absolutely fundamental to those plans, especially when Galaxy is asking its fans to cough up US$3300 for a premium season ticket for the privilege of seeing the 32-year-old midfielder in LA’s Real Madrid-inspired kit.
So expect to see him used sparingly on Tuesday night.
For me, the most interesting aspect of the match is how Sydney FC coach John Kosmina, an unreconstructed hardman schooled in the blood-and-gristle approach of Frank Arok and Eddie Thomson, chooses to handle Beckham.
If Kossie was on the pitch himself, you can bet he’d be giving Becks no love. He’d be trying to put the pretty boy in his place.
So does he dispatch his freshly returned Northern Irish hound, Terry McFlynn, to do a “negating” job on Becks or does he let the former England captain have his run of the pitch, which is precisely what the event organisers and the lion’s share of the crowd will be coming to see?
It will be fascinating to see what decision Kosmina makes – or, rather, is allowed to make.
My own hope, as crass as it sounds, is that he opts for the former. I hate to see gifted players clamped down by the so-called tradesmen of the game – McFlynn did as much, incidentally, with great aplomb against my favourite player Nicky Carle in the final weeks of Version 2.0 of the A-League – but equally I have a instinctive aversion to matches that are organised just so one player can “turn it on”.
I’d much rather see the match played in true competitive fashion with Beckham shut out by McFlynn than at half pace and with Sydney’s defensive line sitting back, letting the showy Englishman do what he likes.
In that scenario, football becomes panto.
But, as we all know, Becks has been playing a whole different game to the rest of them for some time now.
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Midfielder said | November 22nd 2007 @ 5:32am | Report comment
Jes, – Becks taken out, season ending knee job, Sydney sued for taking him out, Jessie Fink sued for suggestion of Becks take out.
There are at least some good points, the match is on free to air, should be a good crowd, and a fair TV audience. Which in the long run helps builds football’s profile.
As a match I am finding it hard to get excited about. However a client of mine phoned me up the other day with tickets on half way, so I am going.
As a Mariner fan the mear through of singing, Come on Sydney , aRRRRRRRR, sends a shudder down my spine.
Anyway I hope it is a good game, hope Flying Circus win, without to many players being hurt – from Galaxy that is.
Keep writing Jes the lawers will appericate it.
spiro zavos said | November 22nd 2007 @ 9:35am | Report comment
Midfielder
I’d be interested in your reaction to the match itself. The thing about exhibition matches like this is that they are essentially voyeuristic. The match itself is of no importance, a bit like a Harlem Globetrotters event. So Jesse notion of having David Beckham marked out of the game is against the spirit of the occasion. It’s not a match, it’s a celebrity event.
Most of the spectators will go because they feel impelled to be in the same arena as a famous football celebrity, in this case David Beckham. It’s like the way people used to get out early to ‘see’ the Queen. A car travelling slowly, a wave, a glimpse of a powered lady and her crusty-faced husband in the shadows of the back seat and then – it’s all over. The Galaxy experience will be the same. Beckham might bend a ball or two but the main buzz will just be in being knowing or thinking you know that for some minutes you are at the centre of the world of football.
It’s the feeling I think that people get all the time living in New York.
I’m curious, though, about what the magic is about Beckham. He’s not like Pele who was a phenomenal player. He is not interesting the way George Best with his personal devils was interesting. He is handsome. His voice is annoying and boring. Somehow, though, there is the aura of celebrity about him that better players, better-looking players and more interesting players have never been able to generate.
What is the Beckham secret?
Kazama said | November 22nd 2007 @ 10:25am | Report comment
Some points:
1) I fully expect Channel 10, and most of the viewers, to never give a hoot about football ever again once this game is done. Let’s face it – this match is not going to be turning anyone from ‘middle Australia’ into football lovers.
2) Becks career as a full-time footballer ended a long time ago. Now it’s just something to do to kill time while Posh goes shopping.
3) If McFlynn doesn’t get Beckham, bet that Aloisi will when they take on the Phoenix. Ross has never been one to go by the script, and I’d expect that he’ll be wanting to welcome Becks to NZ with a double-footed challenge. If only Galaxy had signed on to face Melbourne Victory, giving Kevin Muscat another chance to be Aussie ambassador after doing a good job with the French in 2001.
4) I’d love nothing more than to see Sydney and Wellington take the “we don’t do friendlies” approach and send the yanks home with their tails between their legs.
5) I’d also love to never hear the phrase “I don’t like soccer but I like Beckham because he’s hot” ever again.
Sammy C of Brisbane said | November 22nd 2007 @ 10:49am | Report comment
I dont know what I’m more excited about Jes….
Seeing a lacklusture game of football where the possibility of Becks getting hurt could most definately exist…
or…
Seeing which monkey Channel 10 put in the commentary seat…
DaniE said | November 22nd 2007 @ 11:16am | Report comment
Beckham’s secret, I think, is PR PR PR. Basically a tapping into the public’s fascination with celebrities. Once a good football player, now a money-making machine playing on image not substance.
Sadly, I think of his recruitment by the Galaxy similarly to that of Tuqiri. One of the reasons behind Tuqiri’s multi-million dollar deal was that he could ‘bring the crowds’. But it seems to be more based on hype than what the player could actually bring to the team, on the field.
Midfielder said | November 22nd 2007 @ 12:32pm | Report comment
Spiro will post match report for you. But Spiro, can share with you some inside info into pre match stuff. This comes straight from Truthful Jones & we know Truthful never told a lie.
As Truthful put it there were two major mistakes made by FFA & Flying Circus. Truthful put FFA down to BB looking for a new coach and honeymoon in Paris. Flying Circus down to typical management practice of mishaps.
Anyway first mistake was a rugby league identify has not been appointed to explain a free to air football match, in Mexico its AFL but being Sydney it needs a league type OTEN not pleased. Then Galaxy find out about Kossie and get scared in case Kossie does the throat thing on BECKS.
Truthful says don’t worry mate it’s solved. Willy Mason is going to be the league guy to explain football.
This is were it is so clever, In the 90 mis or so Flying Circus are warming up, Willie is to kick footballs at Kossie when he finally hits Kossie run to get the ball and shoulder Kossie on the way.
Willie gets to have his fight, if he wins (very doubtful) he will be signed by the US boxing gut with funny hair.
However Kossie uses all his energy on Willie so Becks is safe.
Spiro you spoke about the queen in your post and was wondering which one you were referring to, i.e. the one going to Malta for holidays or the one on the pitch.
Anyway you reminded of another story Truthful told me about the Queen and Becks just after the world cup.
Out on her royal yacht the Queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow – clearly being menaced by a very large shark. Through her binoculars she could see it was Cristiano Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!
The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time. At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing England football shirts sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harthingy into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ……. It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.
On reaching the yacht the Queen saw that the three men were Beckham, Rooney & Crouch and went into raptures about the rescue and said, “I’ll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries.”
She knighted them and sailed away.
As she departed Rooney asked the others, “Who was that?!”
“That,” Beckham answered, “was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country.”
“Well,” Rooney replied, “she knows bugger all about shark fishing. How’s the bait holding up?” Galaxy
Slippery Jim said | November 22nd 2007 @ 4:35pm | Report comment
Sounds like a bad week Jesse, mind you your article is no more vitriolic than normal
What’s this fight-clubesque malarky about “taking out Beckham”? Come now, he may be a one-trick pony, but no one in the game can argue that he doesn’t have a great right foot. Personally I think this game ticks all the boxes for everyone involved:
Organizers – $$$
Spectators – A great day out with a touch of glamour.
SFC – finally get a decent crowd at home.
Galaxy – $$$ as well as a nice holiday.
Oz football fans – Austraian football get’s a shot in the arm from the publicity, and the A-League gets more vital exposure to a larger audience
Ladies – Eye candy (presumably)
I could go on, in fact, I can’t really think of a downside.
What is cynical, however, is your blatant mention of Nicky Carle for no apparent reason…
DJ of Sydney said | November 22nd 2007 @ 6:51pm | Report comment
I have been looking forward to this match for a while now.
Soccer is known by its proper name in USA. Hopefully David Beckham will reinforce the name usage in Australia as well. He is a soccer superstar, but not anywhere near being a football player.
Im glad i live in an area that doesnt receive channel 10 coverage. Noone will be complaining about missing out on their regular tv program because of a boring soccer match.
Australia is the only country in the world with football. There are a few countries major soccer leagues (no pun intended). Why the need to eradicate a beautiful indigenous game??
Midfielder said | November 23rd 2007 @ 5:49am | Report comment
DJ you must be scared ………………………….. “Why the need to eradicate a beautiful indigenous game” ……………… ………what has you so scared??
But DJ don’t worry even Becks cannot stop boomorang throwing.
DJ of Sydney said | November 23rd 2007 @ 6:41am | Report comment
Yeah i am scared. I am scared that Australian culture is going to be lost, and Aussies of the future are going to be wooses and little girls who cry each time they are even touched.
On the news about a week ago “And the goalie has been elbowed in the face, he is very close to coming off”.
Im also confident that FIFA is getting worried about football, as football has been growing very fast in the last 10 years.
Well yeah soccer is at the peak of the boomerang throw, pretty soon it will be back where it started in Australia…