ANZ Stadium: The temple without a soul

 

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Hazem El Masri of the Bulldogs in action at ANZ Stadium - AAP Image/Action Photographics/Colin Whelan
ANZ Stadium is draining the lifeblood out of rugby league one game at a time.

There cannot be a worse venue to watch rugby league and in some perverse form of torture fans are being forced to turn up to the godless place with greater and greater frequency. To be precise it is 34 times this year.

34 times! I know just how Sisyphus felt when being told to get that boulder up that hill.

Okay, I know it is all about economics but as a shrewd accounting friend of mine once said “Give me a set of figures and I can show you anything you like.”

And that is the state fans find them in.

Apparently in today’s world of economics it is more profitable to have 15,000 fans turn up on the wrong side of the city to watch a local derby than it is to 25,000 turn up at the local ground which they had been for the last 100 years.

By that logic, we should play a game on Mars, have no show up and earn a gazillion dollars. I swear I should sell the club bosses the Sydney Harbour Bridge for 100 dollars.

But if you ask those in charge of herding people into ANZ Stadium and its characterless expanses, where all romance was taken out and drowned at the nearby aquatic centre, it isn’t just about the bottom line but about “game day” experience.

It might be worth pondering for a moment the question that has had economists stumped since the first bean counter crawled out of the swamp “what is the price of a sunrise?”

Now what is the cost of “game day” experience, and is the experience they are selling us the one we want?

I would wager a sheep station that if you asked the fans who turned up to Dragons v Sharks or the Roosters v Rabbitohs derbies at the ANZ Stadium what the sort of game day experience they were after I reckon they were a long way from getting it in Homebush. In fact so far away that the former group probably wanted their experience somewhere closer to either Kogarah or Shark Park and the latter in a ground in Eastern Sydney since they were afterall battling out the Eastern Sydney derby.

Ironically, all this is happening in a season where the NRL have played a bit of jiggery-pokery with the draw to give clubs more matches they think their fans want.

Not surprisingly the matches fans want are against local rivals, the sort of rivalries born on grass hills of suburban grounds, with no cover from the rain and no meat in your pie.

The sort of matches that you come home from freezing but with victory or revenge still burning inside.

Grounds like Belmore and Redfern might not have had great corporate facilities but they had heart.

Kogarah, Leichardt and Brookvale are the same, those grand old ladies might be a bit rough around the edges but they still have more dignity that this tarted up new hussy tempting the money men with her ample parking and flushing toilets.

But alas, more matches against the old enemy these days just means more trips out to Homebush, more staring at expanses of empty seats, more CCTV surveillance and more security guards to ensure you don’t act too much like fans of yesteryear.

Praise the lord, that the Tigers are looking at bucking the trend and shifting back to Campbelltown on a permanent basis.

Let’s all hope it works and the rest follow suit and we’ll leave the place to become the white elephant every post-Olympics stadium should be.

Sure it’s still better than watching it on the TV, but while rugby league at suburban grounds is pretty much better than anything, if all you can beat is TV you’ve got a fair way to go.

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