Jimmy Bartel of Geelong & Chance Bateman of Hawthorn in action during the 2008 Toyota AFL Grand Final between the Geelong Cats and the Hawthorn Hawks at the MCG. GSP images

It’s time the AFL scrapped the pre-season kick and giggle event and ran a fair dinkum home-and-away competition.

For too many years the draw has been lopsided and unfair to clubs – some much more so than others – and, more particularly, the long-suffering fans of every team except the ones outside Victoria.

Sydney and Brisbane both get to play 11 games at home and 11 away, while Adelaide, Port Adelaide, West Coast and Subiaco all have 12 because they play each other in their local derbies, as well as their 11 games against visiting teams.

That’s as it should be – but that’s where the justice ends.

Collingwood play no fewer than 18 games in Melbourne, 14 of which are at their home ground, the MCG, even though five of those are classed as away fixtures.

The Magpies are “away” at the MCG to Geelong in round three, Essendon in round five, Melbourne in round 11, Carlton in round 17 and Richmond in round 20.

Historically the fixtures against Melbourne and Richmond can legitimately be classified as away, and one of the Magpies’ two games against those two teams would still have to be counted the same way in a pure home-and-away draw.

But the 14 games in Melbourne mean the Magpies play only once in Adelaide, Perth, Sydney and Brisbane, and they don’t set foot on Geelong’s home ground at all.

Nor do Carlton, Essendon, Hawthorn, St Kilda, West Coast and the Western Bulldogs.

Of the Cats’ eight home games, only three – against Melbourne, North Melbourne and Richmond – are against Victorian teams. There’s not even a local derby against the Western Bulldogs to give the Geelong fans something to get their teeth into.

Fremantle get to play at the MCG only twice, while West Coast and, amazingly, St Kilda, only once each.

The anomalies keep piling one on the top of the other, as Martin Windsor-Black, the indefatigable statistician on the Footystats website, http://footystats.freeservers.com, points out.

A few examples in Windsor-Black’s list: North Melbourne will be at home to Fremantle for the first time since 2004; Geelong will be classed as “at home” to Hawthorn for the first time since 2006, even though the game will be at the MCG; Hawthorn will have to travel twice to both Perth and Adelaide; all Brisbane’s games at the Gabba will be at night, prompting Windsor-Black to quip that Queensland should be renamed the Moonshine, rather than Sunshine, state; and, most interestingly to Tigers fans who are pinning their faith in Ben Cousins seeing out the season, Richmond have the luxury of seven straight games at the MCG from rounds 15 and 21.

The answer behind most of this lack of a level playing field in the fixturing is, of course, money. For example, Collingwood at Kardinia Park? What about the thousands they’d have to turn away?

And, you say, a true home-and-away draw would lengthen the season.

Yes, it would – by one week.

Last year the season stretched from the first NAB Cup game on February 9 until the grand final on September 27. This year the spread will be the same, from February 7 until September 26, although last year the pre-season competition occupied five weekends, and this year it will be six.

If you take away the weekend’s rest between the NAB Cup final and the first round and there’s only one extra week needed from start to finish for a true 30-week draw.

I’m sure there are plenty of coaches who’d welcome every weekend meaning as much as the other, rather than fronting up for what are essentially meaningless practice games once their teams have been knocked out in the pre-season.

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