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I started off my column last week mentioning Michael Cockerill and his curious column urging the Socceroos to go all out and “entertain” us against Uzbekistan, and he deserves another mention this week for doing a complete 360-degree turn on that on national television, saying he was a “results first” person and that qualifying for South Africa is more important than playing with style.
Jeez, Mike, please make up your mind, will you?
But at least Cocko knows who Pim Verbeek is, unlike Ken Sutcliffe, Channel Nine’s face of sport, who called the Australian national-team manager “Tim” in the evening bulletin before the game.
Walkley Award-winning stuff from the Who’s Who of News.
Hardly award-winning football, either, from Verbeek’s side, and you could tell our Dutch boss wasn’t happy with what he was seeing, grimacing on the bench like he was suffering from wind and agitatedly pacing up and down the sideline.
I doubt there was anyone at Stadium Australia other than the most inebriated Fanatic who liked what they were seeing up until Josh Kennedy pulled a rabbit out of hat in the 66th minute and sent the crowd into paroxysms of delight and Harry Kewell made it two to the good with a penalty in the 73rd .
Yes, the conditions were awful but that was no excuse for Australia being outclipped for a large part of the match by a group of Central Asians with mullets who were suffering jetlag.
The fitness levels of the Socceroos have to be questioned – or at the very least what they are doing in training.
But Australia has the three points it wanted and, depending on the result of Bahrain vs Qatar today, we could be on our way to the World Cup in South Africa.
Congratulations to Verbeek, his assistants Henk Duut and Graham Arnold, and the entire playing group. To qualify for the World Cup with three games to spare is a tremendous achievement.
I’ve asked it before, though: How are we going to go when we get there?
What presents to me as the Socceroos’ most urgent problem is striking options. Scott McDonald just doesn’t seem to have what it takes at this level and last night appeared more effective when he trailed off to the wing than he was as a target man.
The Socceroos need a world-class striker, a Mark Viduka or identikit of one, badly.
In defence, too, the selection of Michael Beauchamp was a worry when it was announced – and he lived up to expectations. Not that the Aalborg defender is a bad player, but he just never plays well for the national team and he was caught out a number of times in the first half because of poor positioning, dereliction of effort and lack of pace. Other than his height, what does he offer the team? I’m not trying to be mean. It’s a legitimate question I think needs to be answered.
The habit of just picking a player because he’s getting game time with his club – something Verbeek favours with McDonald, Beauchamp and Hull’s Richard Garcia all being picked for the starting XI – clearly doesn’t always guarantee form or the attacking chemistry required to get that “result”.
It wasn’t until Kennedy came on (arguably the most out-of-form, out-of-favour player in the entire squad) that the Socceroos looked consistently dangerous and took the game to the tiring Uzbekis. So a lot of unanswered questions for the Socceroos.
We got the “result” but at the World Cup we’re going to need to get results with style to get beyond the first round.
Like everyone else, I’m just waiting for that elusive alchemy to come.
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April 2nd 2009 @ 9:33am
dasilva said | April 2nd 2009 @ 9:33am | Report comment
Come on Pip
what about that beautiful turn from Holman that beat the player
April 2nd 2009 @ 9:46am
onside said | April 2nd 2009 @ 9:46am | Report comment
Two concerns,
1. Australia as a team, lack genuine world class pace all over the park and
2. The squad has many players who will struggle in South Africa because of little recovery time .
April 2nd 2009 @ 9:51am
sledgeross said | April 2nd 2009 @ 9:51am | Report comment
But it was Mark Bresciano he beat Das!
April 2nd 2009 @ 9:59am
Captain Random said | April 2nd 2009 @ 9:59am | Report comment
I thought Holman was much better last night, and didn’t give the ball away that much (only once, I think). There was even some neat interplay between him and Bresciano down the left flank at one stage. But yes, his primary value is in disrupting the passing out from the back.
April 2nd 2009 @ 10:11am
True Tah said | April 2nd 2009 @ 10:11am | Report comment
Onside
on what basis do you reckon there are many Australian players who will struggle due to limited recovery time??
I would imagine Pim would have specific camps in mind to ensure that his boys have the required fitness – plus the majority are starring for their English/European sides which means many games, FA Cup, EPL, UEFA, etc. I dont think that would be an issue.
Re: pace, you might have a point there, and the problem is you cannot coach for raw speed/pace, but hey the team have been good enough so far, they havent lost a game.
April 2nd 2009 @ 10:12am
Millster said | April 2nd 2009 @ 10:12am | Report comment
Come on guys we all know that Holman was put on simply to show the world of football that Bruno Metsu has competition for “worst hair on the planet” award. Our Brett was even making some of the Uzbek mullets look trendy.
April 2nd 2009 @ 10:17am
StiflersMom said | April 2nd 2009 @ 10:17am | Report comment
I can’t believe people still watch nine news? They would’nt even report the football if 2006 Socceroos never happened.
I really loved what Mark Bosnich had to say about Qatar last night, clearly he can’t work out how they made it this far and clearly when he has something to say no one going to stop him.
I too notice Michael Beauchamp last night for the wrong reason, constanly out of position, WTF was Neil doing, as captian he should have let him know from the outset.
April 2nd 2009 @ 10:39am
Millster said | April 2nd 2009 @ 10:39am | Report comment
Hey anyone noticing how awesome the other side of the Asia draw is currently?
And last night the politically charged North vs South Korea match as one course of the banquet, decided in the 87th minute… on the other the Saudis coming from behind to beat UAE 3-2 and get themselves right up with the group leaders.
Brilliant spectacle in itself but also tells me that we’re definitely on the easier side of the Asia grouping, and also that we most certainly don’t want to be ending 3rd and playing off against any one of these countries…
God I love the whole World Cup thing…. almost 2 years of sheer magic that sweeps across the world…
April 2nd 2009 @ 10:47am
Robbos said | April 2nd 2009 @ 10:47am | Report comment
Pip,
You have never said any truer words. In Pim we have never lost the faith, but in Holman that faith is being servely tested.
Jesse,
Very harsh on comparing this side to 2006, we’ve gained alot more depth than in 2006 but we have no way the same quality.
While the likes of Wilshire & Kennedy have become better players than in 2006 & we have added depth in the Mcdonald, Garcia, Carney, Beachamp, Jedninak, & Valeri. We definately have stronger depth.
But 2006 we had Harry Kewell & Mark Viduka, who were world class skilful players & afew bubbling just beneath in Cahill, Emerton, Bresc, Neill, Moore, Grella, Swachzer & Chippers, who all had wonderful world cups. Added to that we had 1 of the top 5 coaches in the world.
The 2010 version lacks that world class skillfull players, our only world class player is Cahill & it’s more for his box to box play than his entertaining skill. We have lost the Dukes & while Harry is still class, but he is not Harry of 2006 & we also don’t currently have our 3rd most creative player in Brett Emerton. We still have the solid players like Neill, Chippers & Moore & will hold our own. Plus we do not have GUUS, remember he is on $7 mill a year while PIM is on $2 mill.
Yes, Nicky Carle, I for one back you in say give him a run, we needed to know was he good enough? Maybe now his time may come. But if Nicky Carle was world class, he would not be in the Championship league
April 2nd 2009 @ 10:56am
Millster said | April 2nd 2009 @ 10:56am | Report comment
…and while I’m looking at the bigger picture. Scoreline of the day is….. Poland-San Marino which ended 10-0. OUCH!
Overall, with still some games to go on this match day in the Americas, 82 goals from 29 games. What an awesome round!