Super 14 finals or the no Australians zone
By Mr Sports, 30 Apr 2009 Mr Sports is a Roar Pro
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As the lights went out at North Harbour stadium during Saturday afternoon’s game between the Queensland Reds and Auckland Blues, I commented to Miss Sports that I had my opening joke for this week’s Super 14 column.
The joke I was going to make was that the Reds are so bad now that even the Gods don’t want to watch them.
Of course, then the Reds went ahead and ruined all that by actually winning, and wining pretty well at that. Typical Reds really, even when they win they find a way to be disappointing.
With eleven rounds complete and with every team now having had their bye, I decided that this was an excellent time to assess how the competition is shaping up and perhaps even engage in some reckless conjecture about where it is going.
The Super 14 has been extensively criticised this season (and not without some cause) for being dull and error strewn.
The irony is that even as the quality of play seems to have dropped, the intrigue of the competition seems to have increased. With three rounds remaining and with the competition’s perennial heavyweights, the Crusaders, laid low, there are five teams with a genuine chance to host a semi-final and a further four that could force their way into the finals.
However, before we get to the contenders we should spend a few moments with the pretenders. Or as they are also referred to – the Australian teams.
Barring some sort of unprecedented divine intervention we will not see an Australian team in the semi finals. Nor should we.
The Australian teams have been very poor this season.
The Waratahs started the season surprisingly well. Far better than any pundit predicted. But alas they were revealed to be an illusion. Their early successes were not the harbinger of success to follow that many Waratahs’ supporters dreamed of (myself included), but rather the product of good fortune.
The Reds have provided the most entertainment value of almost any team in the competition. Regrettably for Reds fans, much of that entertainment was in the Reds being crushed by superior teams.
Like the Blues and the Lions, though, the Reds should be congratulated for at least trying to use the width of the field to score trys.
Which brings me to …
The Brumbies fairytale was firmly extinguished in Wellington as the injury crisis and general lack of creativity in the backline came back to haunt them.
Hopefully the return of Matt Giteau next season will engender a backline that attempts to make use of the opportunities created by the excellent loose forwards rather than a backline intent on endlessly pursuing the mindless slant back inside runs.
As for the Force, despite the ‘grand slam’ over the other Australian teams, it is the choke jobs against the Crusaders and Hurricanes that will define their season.
This team faces grave peril over the next three seasons if they continue to haemorrhage quality players, and for the sake of Australian rugby depth, we can only hope they land a world class fly-half such as Peter Grant or Derrick Hougaard to complement James O’Connor and keep the boy wonder in Perth.
So with the chaff discarded, let us now consider the wheat.
Somehow the Hurricanes are actually top of the table after eleven rounds. To be honest, I actually had to check that and then double check it.
How is it possible that the Hurricanes, who are perennial disappointments, can be doing so well?
Remember, this is a team who have used ten different line-ups in ten games. A team that cannot decide whether Piri Weepu is a scrum-half, a fly-half, or a substitute. A team that has been down by thirteen or more with less than ten minutes remaining and still won the game – twice!
It is quite a remarkable season, and with great escapes against the Lions and Force, one would think ‘Canes fans could be forgiven for thinking everything is coming up Nonu.
But this is the Hurricanes. They will find a way to lose.
They have been pre-season favourites for many years and only have the failure in the fog in 2005 to show for it. That being said, get to a TV early this Friday afternoon because the Hurricanes game against the Blues at 5:30pm Australian time should be a cracker.
Despite being written off by many in the mainstream media as ‘kick chase frauds’, the Bulls have survived injuries and suspensions to key players to find themselves second on the table and with two games at Loftus remaining.
The win over the Chiefs was a key turning point for both teams.
For the Bulls it ensures that they have a chance to host a final at Lofus. It almost goes without saying that if the Bulls do host a final that they will win that final.
Loftus is the single most intimidating home field in the competition.
The Chiefs, meanwhile, have slipped to fourth after the loss in Pretoria.
The Chiefs are the toughest team to get a read on in the top half of the table. Even in defeat to the Bulls the Chiefs looked good, and with their final two games in Hamilton, the Chiefs should finish in the top four.
However, I still believe that the Sharks are the team to beat despite the faltering performances against the Cheetahs and Crusaders, which has dropped them back to third on the ladder.
With three home remaining and with key players Ruan Pienaar and Jean Deysel due to return from injury, the Sharks will be reasonably comfortable with their current position on the ladder.
Of the remaining contenders, only the Blues look like a genuine threat to make the finals and that is only based on their ability to score points.
The Waratahs are in the Republic and play two games on the Highveld.
The Brumbies have a slightly easier draw, with one home game remaining. However, the playing ranks are stretched very thin now and how do they shrug off the thrashing they received in the Cake Tin in Wellington?
As for the Force and the Crusaders, they are simply too many points behind at this stage (and neither team has an especially friendly draw either).
All things considered, I remain steadfast in my prediction that the Sharks will take home the Super Rugby crown.
I am confident that the Hurricanes will find a new, inventive way to choke and that the Chiefs will not have the will power for what is a likely semi-final in the Republic.
It will be a Sharks Vs Bulls final, and as with last season’s Currie Cup, it will be the Sharks in a thriller.
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ohtani's jacket said | April 30th 2009 @ 1:16am | Report comment
It’s all about home semis from here on out and I agree that the Sharks and Bulls are in the driver’s seat. It really does look like 2007 all over again. The only thing I can see bucking that is if the Hurricanes win their remaining games and scoop up some bonus points. They ought to blow the Blues out of the water this week, just don’t tell them that. The Chiefs really need to win this weekend to keep their fairytale season alive.
Hurricanes vs. Chiefs would be an interesting final. i have no idea who I’d go for in that one. I think I’d be more disappointed for the loser. I’d prefer it to be a semi.
Jerry said | April 30th 2009 @ 6:57am | Report comment
I wouldn’t say the Force choked against the Crusaders, more the reverse. The Crusaders gave up a healthy lead and Steven Brett missed a regulation penalty that would have won the match.
Jerry said | April 30th 2009 @ 7:00am | Report comment
Also, I don’t think the Canes have ever actually been favourites. Contenders yes, but rarely would you say they actually were favoured to win.
Harry said | April 30th 2009 @ 9:08am | Report comment
Excellent summation, particuarly of the Australian teams. Unpleasant but true, expect a plethora of self-justifying and excusing statements from the coaches and their apologists in the next few weeks (the admireable John Mitchell excepted) as we all watch the semi’s from Wellington, Durban and Pretoria.
My tip to win is the Bulls. I think we in Aus and NZ do the Bulls a disservice by branding them one dimensional forward bores, they have a backline brimming with class that plays as a unit (i.e. not like the Tahs!)- du Preez and Habana would make most world XVs. Olivier and the fullback are world class players and in great form, and the other 3 they pick aren’t shabby at all. They actually score some great backline tries.
I wouldn’t discount the Chiefs either, this week’s game against the Stormers will tell us a lot. But those first 3 narrow early season losses (to the Saders, Brumbies and Sharks from memory?) could haunt them.
katzilla said | April 30th 2009 @ 9:22am | Report comment
The final will be in Wellington, whichever of those other three teams that shows will win it.
The Canes are top of the table having only fired in one game, surely they can put together 3-4 more.
If they play at even 50% of what they did against the Brumbies they’ll beat anyone. Even the saffas in SA.
reds fan said | April 30th 2009 @ 10:16am | Report comment
Yes, the Australian teams have been awful this year.
The most well-rounded of the teams is the Force. Decent pack, decent backline. But decent only.
The Tahs have that great pack, and then some blokes in blue jerseys that trot behind them. I really question the coaching of that team.
The Reds…. weeell… what can I say? A bunch of morons really. One of the most dim-witted teams I have seen for some time. They are ADD in a rugby team. If you manage to get the energy focussed you get games like the Blues and Sharks games. But with drug testing and all, the Ritalin cant be used, and Mooney will struggle to get this team using its head. And yes, as some say, it is entertaining…. when they aren’t your kids.
And then the Brumbies… you look at that backline and it reminds me of the West Indian cricket team after its glory days. Some of the names are familiar from the great teams, but when you really think about they were the bit players. The real stars have moved on, or are getting old.
Finals. Well I think the current Top 4 will win all win at least 2 from their last three rounds, and will remain the top 4. Positioning on the table is all important. If, as was mentioned above, the Bulls get a home semi they will be finalists for sure.
However, the Canes and Chiefs are the more likely to pick up bonus points and they could ruin the home semi’s for teh african sides.
It is such a wonderfully close comp this year. The next 5 weeks should be fantastic viewing.
Harry said | April 30th 2009 @ 10:32am | Report comment
Love it Reds fan. To think I tipped the Brumbies this year. They have been pretty disappointing – they were shot ducks well before the tragedy.
Such a shame this weeks Queensland v ACT game is effectively meaningless. They will all carry on about pride and Walalby jerseys but the real character tests were weeks ago. I actually hope Qld loses so they get themselves fired up for the last 2 games v the Saders (away) and Canes (home).
Sam Taulelei said | April 30th 2009 @ 12:52pm | Report comment
Nice article and pretty accurate summation. There is going to be a lot more movement on the table with matches pitting those top 8 teams against each other in the next 3 weeks. Only the Hurricanes and Bulls have destiny in their hands to secure a home semifinal and local derbies between the Blues and Canes are generally high scoring affairs and entertaining to watch. Hoping the Canes get maximum points from this game and stay top of the table.
Brendo said | April 30th 2009 @ 1:15pm | Report comment
The Force have to be the pick of the Aus teams for a possible top 4 finish. They are level with the Waratahs on 28 points but have a much better for & against. It will be very hard for them to beat the Bulls this w/e but wins against the Stormers away and Highlighers at home should be achievable. A few bonus points will be needed also.
mother teresa said | April 30th 2009 @ 1:34pm | Report comment
great article;yes your comments about canes at top with various combos and the upsets by weaker teams made me consider once again the mediating variables in success.what is most important if you had to pick one factor;;Is it the teams individual abilities,,.culture or coaching?
how can you coach a team to perform like the blues,reds canes,cheetahs etc
rubbish the waratahs but they are at least consistently unipolar/boring
all of the above imo is guidance thru leadership;whats your view?