Misi Taulapapa lines up a nice right cross at Anthony Quinn

Misi Taulapapa lines up a nice right cross at Anthony Quinn during the Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks vs Melbourne Storm Preliminary Final National Rugby League match at the Sydney Football Stadium, Friday, Sept. 26, 2008. (AAP Image/Action Photographics, Colin Whelan)

Oh what a fickle bunch we are! Three months ago the Sharks were everyone’s sneaky tip for the Grand Final now you are hard pressed to find anyone who reckons they deserve a place in the comp.

They become a punching bag for the press and if there is one thing that everyone seems to love it’s a bandwagon, or should that be lynch mob?

There is no doubt there are problems at the Sharks, of course most of the financial ones were there when everyone thought they might win the first title, but are they so terminal that you just cash them in and start again?

I don’t think so, I’d like to see a real fight to get things fixed. We might live in a disposable culture but football clubs of any flavour don’t come with a reset button.

There is a line of argument that they won’t be missed, I’m pretty sure that those who spout it haven’t asked any Sharks fans, but this is what I heard when they decided to boot the Bears, and the Rabbitohs were a laughing stock.

Have we learned nothing from these disasters? The game is still yet to reclaim the fans they lost in the aftermath from those two exclusions.

What is more, the removal of both of these teams left scars on the competition and isn’t something we should be rushing to repeat.

The reason for this is that football clubs aren’t just the group of 25 players currently contracted to the club and the back room staff.

They are made up of the blood and sweat of every player who has played for the club and the tears of every fan who has attended the matches.

So while the current group might be dogged by allegations of group sex from seven years ago and rumours of sex toys in the change room, the Sharks are much more than that.

And it would take a pretty cold heart to look any of their fans in the eye and tell them it is no more without having moved heaven and earth to keep them going.

Now I’m no Sharks fan, but for what it is worth this would be my plan for redemption.

First, forget any talk of a merger with a current NRL club. Given their financial state the word isn’t merger, it’s takeover.

And if you think it would work then tell me why any Sharks fan worth their salt would suddenly want to follow a Cronulla side joined with the Dragons (you know, the team that “merged” with the Steelers) or Bulldogs?

Honestly, it would make the Northern Eagles look like a match made in heaven.

The way it stands I think a partial relocation would probably be the way to go.

Not to the Central Coast, but perhaps to the new frontiers of either Rockhampton, Cairns, Perth and Adelaide.

However you need to be able to maintain a link with the area from which the club has come, like the way the Swans hark back to the Bloods whenever required.

I’d then argue that you need a big broom: big changes are certainly required but it isn’t impossible. The Bulldogs must provide hope for any club at the wrong end of the table, but you can also look at the way the Storm and Titans have in recent years put competitive teams together from scratch.

I’d argue the first player that needs to go is Paul Gallen. Yes he is the captain and probably their best player but must be very close to being more trouble than he is worth.

Honestly, the last thing the game needs is a race row and if it proves that Gallen did abuse the Dragons Mickey Paea then you must ask questions about a bloke who is considered captain material by his coach.

I’d also show Ricky Stuart the door. He is far too confrontational for a team looking to fix its image.

And image is everything. Look at the A-League. A name change, a set of new jerseys and hey presto a game that could once fit its fans in a phone booth is suddenly the elephant in the room.

While we are firing, goodbye to the recruitment and retention committee. The Sharks have a real track record for attracting the wrong type of player for a few years now.

Josh Hannay fell out in North Queensland so they gave him a run, Brett Seymour drank his way to an exit in Brisbane so the Sharks thought he’d be a good fit and then there’s Reni Maitua.

For too long the Sharks have bought players at the wrong end of their career or with the wrong attitude.

There is a long list of players on the open market and plenty of them would tick the boxes for a club looking for a clean cut image.

The problems don’t have easy fixes, but by putting them in the too hard basket and just pulling the pin the NRL would just be creating a whole new set of problems.

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