AFL club songs speak truths

 

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It’s interesting how the various club songs say a fair bit about the clubs themselves. Carlton’s confidently announces itself to the world with the self-assuredness that only the nouveau-riche can possess.

Collingwood’s song harks back to a bygone era, long ago, a time when the premiership was indeed a cakewalk and the shoe factory workers had something to cheer about.

Essendon’s is full of the eternal optimism to be found amongst the manicured lawns and rose beds of Methodist Moonee Ponds.

Geelong’s carries the usual operatic theme of independence and autonomy.

Melbourne’s is straight out of the parade ground where vice-regals and the landed gentry stand alongside the officer class.

Hawthorn’s smacks of the sort of contentment and satisfaction that comes from being a well-paid professional living in the Eastern suburbs.

North’s comes straight to us from the picket lines of the old abattoirs, where workers once stood united demanding better working conditions.

Footscray’s carries a similar theme, more of the painters and dockers persuasion; the original words loudly proclaimed the fact that they were just as likely to lose as they were to win.

But the Sainters have the best fit of all.

Their jazzy blues-gospel number fits St Kilda like a glove, as if it’s come walking straight off the pier into one of the side alleys, home to vagabonds, penniless artistes, writers, philosophers, hopeless romantics and assorted castaways and fringe dwellers of modern society.

Is is a song of hope, of one day being delivered the ultimate prize.

Alas, this is St Kilda, one premiership since the founding of the Victorian colony; but around 25 wooden spoons to go with it, far too many for anyone to know with any accuracy.

A bit like one of those junior footy games where one team completely outclasses the opposition to such an extent that the goal umpires have trouble keeping an accurate tally.

But there is one thing I do know for sure, just as we are reminded by that gospel tune – it may pray for them, dream about them, but in reality St Kilda does not win premierships.

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