Heads must roll in camp Wallaby
By ozxile, 24 Aug 2009 ozxile is a Roar Pro
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It was utter rubbish. Headlines that suggest anything else are risable. The referee was fine. The All Blacks were competent. The Wallabies were good in spots, and overall just rubbish. Simply put, they lack a consistent sense of urgency and it cost them dearly.
Among the ‘detached’ were several prominent examples, but with several exceptions the rest of the team was wandering close behind.
The 80 minute exception was Rocky Elsom who showed why he, not George Smith, Matt Giteau or any of the others often mentioned, should be captain. Now, not later.
The replacements Genia, Hynes and Palotu-Nau also showed why they belong in the run-on side.
After a flurry of aggressive play, the early points from penalties acted like tranquilizers and a fog settled in. By that time Giteau had already kicked the first of several of what has become his signature screw-up – a low kick into an opponent’s body.
The relief of seeing Baxter removed early was short lived when it became apparent that Alexander was not going to offer much of anything consistently around the park.
It was also becoming hard to overlook that Burgess’s incredibly poor judgment regarding when to get stuck in left us without a scrumhalf at critical moments – but, ironically not much worse off than when he was in position but dithering about with his picking up of the ball, soft passes, and time-wasting steps.
Both Barnes and O’Connor started well and provided some spark but finished early. After they left, the kickers all seemed obsessed with finding Sivivatu – a curiously counter intuitive strategy that they didn’t seem to notice wasn’t working.
To add detail to the comment the Wallabies were rubbish, by position I rate them as follows:
1. Robinson – 5/10 scrummaged OK; missed critical tackles; lacked intensity – no impact
2. Moore – 5/10 scrummaged OK; ran poorly with the ball from backs, spent too much time in backs and not enough in the tight; did not look for much work and it showed
3. Baxter – 2/10 useless and expensive in scrum; no impact – his last match?
4. Horwill – 5/10 provided someone for Sharpe to bind with – a journeyman effort, a pro was required
5. Sharpe – 8/10 up for the match; played well in set and loose; old but good on the day
6. Elsom – 8/10 rusty but committed. The match would have been gone before half without him
7. Smith –7/10 time is catching up. It also seems that captaincy weighs on him, no game breakers today
8. Brown – 4/10 that is 2 brainless yellow cards now and nothing to compensate for it
9. Burgess – 4/10 One good snipe toward the end did not make up for a generally lousy game. He thinks slowly, kicks aimlessly, runs sideways, passes delayed marshmallows, and frequently goes missing – where was he when Barnes/Sharpe nearly scored?
10. Giteau – 6/10 goal kicking aside, a very poor match. Kicking out of hand was ill-considered and ineffective. Not maturing as a 5/8. Comparisons to Carter are nonsense. Move to inside centre.
11. Mitchell – 4/10 kicked poorly and aimlessly, poor judgment created numerous problems, eg. non-catch of AB touch kick at the 12th minute
12. Barnes – 8/10 best back going into the half before being replaced
13. AAC – 7/10 fell off a few tackles, generally solid and useful, needs to play at 13 all of the time
14. Turner – 4/10 did not look for work or contribute much, another anonymous match
15. O’Connor – 7/10 Started well, took a knock and left early. He, Hynes and Ioane should be back three
16. Palotu-Nau – 6/10 far better in the tight and loose than Moore. Should have stayed after Moore’s first trip to BB
17. Alexander – 5/10 scrummaged competently, mostly but not completely missing in the loose
18. Mumm – 5/10 filled a spot, but made no impact
19. Pocock – 6/10 no mistakes, made nothing happen; no impact
20. Genia – 8/10 in a few minutes demonstrated that he has all the skills that Burgess lacks and intensity as well. Came close to pulling game out of his hat.
21. Cross – 6/1 journeyman performance. Not much opportunity. Did no harm.
22. Hynes – 8/10 worked hard, made an impact every minute he was on the pitch.
Coaches:
Just what do these guys think their jobs are? The selections are poor. The game plan seems to last about 20 minutes with no backup.
The mindset is soft and the team is about as intense as the U14 Bs. At this level the players should be able to do this well without coaches.
1. Deans – 4/10 needs to get a grip on his ‘professional’ players. No more Mr. nice guy. His job is on the line and both he and they need to feel it. They players are not supposed to have fun until they win. Anyone who left the pitch today without a frown should be flogged.
2. Williams – 2/10 how many forwards does he actually coach? They are not winning the collisions and when they do get the ball half of them think they are centres and slow everything down.
3. Graham – 2/10 defense isn’t just tackles. It is anticipating and getting into place for 80+ minutes. Too much of the time these players are watching and reacting – case in point the 77th minute confusion on the Wallabies 5m line and subsequent score.
This was a soft headed, self-inflicted loss. Based on my assessment (admittedly impressionistic) only about half of the Wallaby players deserved a paycheck. The coaching staff should be sued for fraud.
Today for the first time in my life I spent the last five minutes of a Wallaby match absolutely furious and actually screaming at the television.
Given the lack of urgency and general lackadaisical attitude toward every aspect of the match in the 2nd half it seemed inevitable that they would let it go – and they did.
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August 24th 2009 @ 8:44am
sheek said | August 24th 2009 @ 8:44am | Report comment
Ozxile,
Herein lies the dilemma….. if heads roll, who are the replacements???
Don’t blame the coaches on this one, I think they’ve done the best they can, with ordinary cattle. And that’s the problem, too much ordinary cattle.
I also think the players are trying as hard as they can, but collectively, they just aren’t good enough. You can only ask for players to do their best, I think they’re doing that.
If I can be bothered, & who knows, I might be, I would wax lyrical about Australian rugby’s problems – no national comp, abandonment of juniors, lack of incentive, narrow base, etc, etc.
I can’t see Australian rugby moving out of the doldrums until a majority of people acknowledge there are severe fault lines in our structures. Until that acknowledgement arrives, we’ll continue to meander along……….
August 25th 2009 @ 9:42pm
mcxd said | August 25th 2009 @ 9:42pm | Report comment
Move over O’Neill. Sheek for ARU CEO !
August 24th 2009 @ 8:59am
Benny said | August 24th 2009 @ 8:59am | Report comment
Oz, you are an absloute nuffie…genia did stuff all other than lead us away from the posts in the final 30 seconds (8/10 is ridiculous)…burgess pilfered more ball than any of our lazy @ss forwards…also laid on what should have been a try for hynes except he is slow/can’t kick (the key skill to make the wallabies backline apparently)
and elsom for captain? apparently being a dirty $hit taking out guys legs who are jumping for kicks is a quality leadership asset…
and have you ever seen a worse butchered try than sharpe’s effort from 3m out??? 6’6 vs a halfback…use your palm jack@ss
August 24th 2009 @ 9:05am
Bay35Pablo said | August 24th 2009 @ 9:05am | Report comment
That was one of the worst games of rugby I have seen for a while, and luckily I was there so I didn’t have to suffer through the replays. Apart from the odd flash of running rugby, it was like a gridiron game. Drive down field, get a penalty within range, pop the 3. Start again. I was thinking of pulling my own eyeballs out to stop the pain.
Point 1, the IRB laws have reduced the game to the point where the 2 greatest exponents of running rugby are playing Nh style penalty popping.
Point 2, having said that, the Wallabies were poor, and it is as much tactical as skills based. Some of the best bits were once it didn;t matter, I.e. at the end of each half. Suddenly with nothing to lose (rather than trying not to lose), we started running the ball, throwing it around, breaking the line, and threatening. Of course, the skills and nous let us down, but I couldn’t help wondering “what if?”.
We had a few other chances and butchered them, which cause me to think we can still come good. But by when, and how? The definition of idiocy (or madness?) is repeatedly trying the same thing and expecting a different outcome.
With hindsight, how did Deans expect this result to be different from the first 2 games?
August 24th 2009 @ 10:10am
pothale said | August 24th 2009 @ 10:10am | Report comment
“Point 1, the IRB laws have reduced the game to the point where the 2 greatest exponents of running rugby are playing Nh style penalty popping.”
When in doubt, reach for the cliche. I thought it was SA who were good at it.
Secondly, who says Australia are the greatest exponents of running rugby – since when? You’re living in the past.
August 24th 2009 @ 10:37pm
Ben C said | August 24th 2009 @ 10:37pm | Report comment
The best exponents of running rugby that I have seen this year were the B&I Lions. None of the SH teams have comes close to the quality of backline play seen in the Lions matches, particularly the third match.
August 24th 2009 @ 10:44pm
Darryl SA said | August 24th 2009 @ 10:44pm | Report comment
And that’s because the B&I Lions specifically selected a forward pack that could take on the Springboks up front. Once they nullified that area of dominance, it was game on.
It’s like a tennis match where one player has a terrific first serve. He’ll keep using that area to dominate until the other player learns how to return serve. Then he is forced to improve other aspects of his game. All we’re seeing right now is that SA has a very good first serve. Aus/NZ will soon figure out a way to counter it, then SA will have to ask their backline players to come to training sessions again and relearn how to run with the ball. And so the cycle continues.
August 24th 2009 @ 10:55pm
Knives Out said | August 24th 2009 @ 10:55pm | Report comment
Not necessarily. Look what happened in the 1st test. The British forwards were powerfully beaten back until the 50th minute but prior to that the Lions still ran the ball whenever possible, and made in-roads too, hence the two disallowed tries. This Wallaby side has never really shown a desire to take an opposition backline on.
August 24th 2009 @ 9:12am
BAS said | August 24th 2009 @ 9:12am | Report comment
Referee was competent…I like that one….
August 24th 2009 @ 9:24am
Jameswm said | August 24th 2009 @ 9:24am | Report comment
I’d ditch Baxter, Moore, Brown and Burgess from the run-on side. I’d ditch Sharpe if there was a decent replacement. He and Horwill didn’t help. Sharpe managed to NOT score from that position because he is soft – a tough forward like Rocky would have got there somehow. And wasn’t it Horwill who dropped the ball at the end?
TPN must come in and start and Alexander too. Give Palu a kick up the backside and start him at 8, because when he’s switched on he’s a monster. Give Genia a longer period on the park (ie start him) to see what he can do, but remember Burgess is very good under the high ball, tough and tackles very well. Bring Burgess on with 25 to go as this might suit him.
They just weren’t ruthless enough. If Kimlin is fit, stick him in for Sharpe. I’m just over Notso – let’s see if we give someone else a go if they can make it happen, because Kimlin has all the right ingredients.
August 24th 2009 @ 9:34am
van der Merwe said | August 24th 2009 @ 9:34am | Report comment
Deans’s selection philosophies are odd. He utters phrases like “w…e are… almost [there]…”, offers the usual ‘building for the WC’ excuse and complements this futuristic approach by selecting a younger player like Pocock over a much more experienced player in Waugh and yet contradicts it by continually picking someone like Baxter. There may be no other apparent “cattle” available, but if you were looking forward to the World Cup why would you persist with a player, who, besides letting down his team many, many times, in all likelihood, isn’t going to improve at all in the coming years? If Rob is going to experiment with a bunch of nobodies, should he not be doing so now?
August 24th 2009 @ 10:05am
Terry Kidd said | August 24th 2009 @ 10:05am | Report comment
Hynes 8/10? Do you get high ratings for bombing tries? Sharpe 8/10? Do you get high ratings for bombing tries? Elsom was our stand out forward in tight, in the open and in the lineouts … in fact everywhere. Face it guys we were outplayed and we should use the remaining tests to swap some positions, starting line ups and new bllod. Start TPN, start Genia, drop Sharpe, bring in Kimlin, swap Barnes and Giteau, drop Baxter, bring in Kepu.
August 24th 2009 @ 11:25am
Robbo said | August 24th 2009 @ 11:25am | Report comment
I agree – every time Hynes made a break he decided it was a good idea to grubber the ball over the sideline. He made a few great breaks – but bombed every single one.
August 24th 2009 @ 12:40pm
Who Needs Melon said | August 24th 2009 @ 12:40pm | Report comment
Perhaps he is a bit out of form having not played much recently?
Perhaps he looked around, found that (puzzlingly but all too predictably) there were no team-mates supporting him and tried to make the best of a bad situation by getting a few more metres with a kick rather than being tackled with it?
At least he made breaks and “bombed them” rather than not making breaks at all (Drew and Lachie). Hynes has earned a starting spot. Looks like Drew is starting the Waratah syndrome early.
August 24th 2009 @ 12:49pm
reds fan said | August 24th 2009 @ 12:49pm | Report comment
Couldn’t agree more Melon. Hynes and Sivi both showed how to run with the ball.
Hynes is probably quite rusty, and he was still better than the other two! Our back three is a real dilemma at the moment. I’d be happier with Hynes, Ioane, O’connor.
(and what i wouldn’t have given to have Gerrard at the back on Saturday clearing from our own 22 with his massive boot!)
August 24th 2009 @ 1:12pm
Justin said | August 24th 2009 @ 1:12pm | Report comment
Agree fellas. That back 3 has the potential to be great.
August 24th 2009 @ 10:09am
Sam Taulelei said | August 24th 2009 @ 10:09am | Report comment
Sheek, it’s taken me a while but I agree with all your points. In Spiro’s article I pointed out that perhaps the Wallabies are lacking in match fitness as some of them haven’t played competitive rugby of sufficient quality since Super 14 season ended. There is no Australia A programme this year and club rugby isn’t going to prepare players for the intensity of a test match against the Boks or All Blacks. Not every Wallaby is as tough or as resolute as Rocky Elsom and these long breaks between test matches must be impacting on their match fitness.
August 24th 2009 @ 10:59am
Nashi said | August 24th 2009 @ 10:59am | Report comment
Hey Sam, I agree that we need another tier of rugby, but it needs to be dirt cheap to run. 3N will allways have this problem of big gaps between games and Australia is missing the tier of rugby that keeps everyone match fit.
If S15 goes to a 3 conference, 5 team system why can’t we do the same for an NPC equivalent, run 5 super club teams per state and then have a top 6 in the play offs. Surely we could run ACT, VIC (assuming they get the nod) and WA in one conference and fund WA to travel, whilst we have a QLD and NSW conference. So the travel costs would be severely reduced but we would still have a national comp. That would be the ideal conditioning program for the Wallabies.Question is how would the existing clubs accept the changes.
August 24th 2009 @ 11:20am
sheek said | August 24th 2009 @ 11:20am | Report comment
Sam,
It’s historical. You could almost always count on the Wallas to lose the opening test of a series, either home or away, simply because they weren’t up to the pace of of a test match, irrespective of the era.
Sometimes the Wallas would go into a home test without even having NSW & Qld play each other. Then & now, playing club rugby (premier rugby) simply wasn’t a tough enough environment to fine tune match fitness.
The Wallas began to win consistently at international level in the 70s & 80s, when Qld & NSW began playing regular matches against NZ provincial sides. This toughened up the leading Aussie players.
Nashi,
Bugger the cost of a national comp! It’s value is far too important to keep ignoring it.
August 24th 2009 @ 11:38am
Nashi said | August 24th 2009 @ 11:38am | Report comment
Sheek, I know what you and I would be prepared to pay. Right now I would just about sell my first born for an away win against the ABs. However it is JON that needs convincing and the only thing he keeps saying is that a Tier 3 option just isn’t sustainable financially. I think everyone accepts it is what we need but I don’t see the ARU putting up any options for discussion……..
August 24th 2009 @ 11:08am
Peter K said | August 24th 2009 @ 11:08am | Report comment
Jameswm – It was Alexander who dropped the last ball.
The biggest issue I see is we have no brains. We were leading when Barnes was on the field and directing. With him on Giteau has no idea. Aimless and poor kicks. Then does NOT go for a field goal when very close to it.
Obvious changes
Alexander for Baxter. Dunning on bench.
Chisholm for Sharpe, Kimlin is still out injured. How Sharpe could not break a half backs tackle! The lineout was saved by Elsom not Sharpe. Sharpe did play well in general play but was missing in tight yet again, seagulled in backs and got a lot of ball and stopped ball going wide. How was Sharpe MoM. Obviously Sivi was the best, Elsom best Aussie.
TPN for Moore. Moore is very lazy and soft, goes missing in tight.
Palu or Hoiles or Pocock for Brown, he has to go.
Genia for Burgess.
Swap Barnes to 10 and Giteau to 12. Giteau does have a good running game, a great 12 an average 10.
Hynes for Mitchell, made 2 critical errors. Ioane is still injured I believe.
I was correct in my prediction Kaplan would award a penalty for AB’s to win in the last minutes. I watched it closely and it was a 50/50 penalty BTW. The ball had been pushed back and had been released but was between his legs.
Mind you Kaplan gave a good display for once and was fair throughout the game, good to see the AB ruck killing caught and penalised.
August 24th 2009 @ 11:23am
sheek said | August 24th 2009 @ 11:23am | Report comment
PK/JWM,
Would these changes really help, or is it a bit like changing the deck chairs on the Titanic?
Deans really does appear hamstrung for alternatives.
August 26th 2009 @ 4:58am
Nick_KIA said | August 26th 2009 @ 4:58am | Report comment
You’ve got to be joking. That was the clearest penalty of the match. That and the one not awarded for Wallers not back 10 at the tap just prior to Cowan’s disallowed try.
August 24th 2009 @ 11:25am
Harry said | August 24th 2009 @ 11:25am | Report comment
Agree with most of this although not certain how you rated Sharpe so highly. Watch how we just didn’t ahve the numbers anywhere near the ball in the second half. I thought the scoreline flattered Australia and NZ were unlucky not to be further ahead – they played all the rugby throughout the match, save for a few odd moments (notably in the final minutes of the 1st half) from Australia.
Note Brown turn over the ball on at least two occassions as well as his silly yellow card. He has to go.