The Expert Determination Panel, otherwise known as Barry Paterson QC, a former New Zealand High Court judge, and David Kirk, former All Black captain, lived up to its grandiose title in allocating the fifth Australian Super Rugby to Melbourne.
The decision was a determined one, in that the madcap South African bid was rejected, and it was expert in that the rejection was based on the economics and shape of the Super Rugby format.
The three SANZAR countries – Australia, South Africa and New Zealand – now have five franchises, which allows plenty of local derbies in the new Super 15 format that comes into play in 2011, and at least two home matches in each country each week.
The EDP calculated that there would be a direct loss to SANZAR of at least $500,000 with the Southern Kings in the Super 15. On top of this, it would be impossible to conduct the second round of home and away local matches with South Africa having six teams and Australia with only four teams.
The EDP tried to massage the bruised egos of the South African rugby authorities by pointing out the excellence of its business model. But the harsh fact is that the Southern Kings, playing out of Port Elizabeth, are a political entity.
The team played well enough against the British and Irish Lions. But it does not compete in the top tier of the Currie Cup.
With the dismal performance of the weaker South African sides in Super Rugby, it made no sense to put another very weak South African side into the tournament.
If the ANC is so determined to have a rainbow coalition team in Super Rugby, it should have coerced SARU to take, say, the poorly performing Lions out of the tournament and replace it with a politically correct, if rugby inept, side.
The argument will be made that Australian teams have, in general, performed as poorly as some of the South African sides. This is true, to a certain extent.
But there are 100 Australians playing professional rugby out of Australia. A number of these players should be enticed back to Australia.
Moreover, the current Super Rugby squads in Australia are larger than the ones in South Africa and New Zealand. If, say, squad numbers in Australia were reduced to 27, the New Zealand number, then Melbourne could pick up up to 10 Super Rugby players immediately.
There are, too, a number of good rugby players in the Sydney premiership who can’t make the current squads.
Some of these players would be great for Melbourne, a city that is handy to Sydney, so that players going to it from NSW or Queensland would not have to cope with the oppression of distance that is inflicted with a shift to Perth and the Western Force.
John O’Neill has also foreshadowed the possibility of relaxing the restrictions on imported players to allow for ten rather than two imports. The imports would come from Argentina, Fiji, Samoa and Tonga, to develop their players closer to home than Europe.
Providing the Melbourne franchise gets a good coach, and Rod Macqueen who is involved in one of the bids should be used to ensure this, I think that the team could be a strong one, like its rugby league counterparts.
There is a healthy rugby union culture in Melbourne, where the game has been played for 100 years. Rugby union is played in a number of the elite schools.
There is a keen senior competition.
In the 1930s, in fact, Victoria defeated NSW with the great ‘Weary’ Dunlop, later a Wallaby, leading the way in the forwards. A game between the Western Force and Canterbury Crusaders, the Force’s first outing, drew a crowd of 12,000 plus at Olympic Park on a wet night.
And when the new rectangular stadium is built for football, rugby league and rugby union, I would expect large crowds for the Super Rugby matches.
This has been an annus horribilis for Australian rugby. But bad things, like good things, tend to come to an end.
The Wallabies have defeated England, which is always something to be savoured. Now the new Super Rugby tournament is in place, which will give Australian players (and supporters) the season-long they need, with the first round-robin Super Rugby matches to form one section of the season, then the June/July Tests, followed by the home and away local Super Rugby derbies, then the finals, with six teams and at least one from each country, and finishing with the European tour, except in Rugby World Cup year.
More and more rugby, in other words.
Meanwhile the name of the new Melbourne franchise needs to be created. Some Roarers have suggested the Melbourne Barbarians, a name that might run into copyright problems.
I like the idea of a Melbourne Harlequins. It is has an English resonance (as in the Harlequins playing in London) that should appeal to Melbourians.
So bring on the Melbourne Harlequins!
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Redb said | November 13th 2009 @ 8:00am | Report comment
We’re Australians not Poms – ‘Harlequins’ Pfffft!
fox said | November 13th 2009 @ 8:03am | Report comment
Personally I like the Melbourne Mexicans, but am resigned to it not getting up. Victorians seem inexplicably not to like Mexicans. I can already see the sombrero-wearing mascot coming out of the tunnel on a donkey shooting six guns – now that would be a hard act to follow, even for Tah-man!
I have another one that will probably gain wider acceptance: the Melbourne Underbellies.
vicrugbynut said | November 13th 2009 @ 8:14am | Report comment
Spiro,
I am born and bred Melburnian and rugby is my one true sporting love and I have played the game here for nearly two decades. I simply cannot endorse a name like Melbourne Harlequins. This is because there is already a Harlequins amateur side in the eastern suburbs with their own proud history. I am, however, not a current or past Quins club member and have opposed them bitterly for many years on the field. I agreed with JON that we do not use “The Rebels”. I think we need a name that is unique and with no legacy to past teams or a tie in to current amateur clubs, because that is where you will get the strong supporter base from.
As to a name….?
wallythefly said | November 13th 2009 @ 9:47am | Report comment
Let’s get the beginning of the team name right first ‘Victoria’ not ‘Melbourne’
pothale said | November 13th 2009 @ 10:01am | Report comment
How about the Melbourne Southern Kings – should go down well with the Saffas.
Brett McKay said | November 13th 2009 @ 11:32am | Report comment
exactly what I said yesterday Pots – I’m surprised Grand Emperor O’Neill hasn’t suggested it already!!
Also, something Spiro may have known but didn’t include, the decision to put Team 15 in Melbourne results in News Ltd/Fox Sports paying US$15-20 million more than they would have if the “other”
Southern Kings won the gig…
Tragic said | November 13th 2009 @ 5:26pm | Report comment
He He! Funny in so many ways
Rin said | November 13th 2009 @ 10:29am | Report comment
Harlequins…..you must be crazy…what a rubbish name for an Australian side
MickeyB said | November 13th 2009 @ 11:02am | Report comment
Personally, I think:
SOUTHERN STARS
1. It has a broader appeal as it’s not just Melbourne centric but focuses on the State of Victoria and maybe more broadly as the term ‘Southern’ dictates. It could be used to engage other ‘Southern States’ over time with trial and promotional games to grow rugby support in SA, TAS through schools and universities?
Quiz:
Q: What Super team in Australia is branded as a city team?
A: Zip, it’s about creating broader appeal.
Trying to appeal to one city smacks of desperation to the locals and should be avoided.
2. The name Rebels was created as part of the failed ARC competition. Why carry that baggage around when you’re starting a fresh?
3. Keep the current colours; Royal Blue jersey with silver (white) stars creates a strong symbol – looks good.
4. Essentially Australian. A good play on words incorporating the Southern Cross symbol with a Eureka styled brand (history lesson anyone?)
5. Not sure why the ‘Force’ was chosen? Freemantle Dr? But all the other Super teams have strong names Australian’s can identify with.
6. Rebels has to go. It brings up a Bikie brand with a Confederate’s style of font and logo design. Limited appeal for sponsors (bar Rebel sports) and families.
In essence, you need the strongest brand to attract sponsors, and to win over the community’s hearts and minds.
Rebels won’t do it.
New team. New players. New name.
SOUTHERN STARS
Nick (KIA) said | November 13th 2009 @ 12:14pm | Report comment
Er isn’t that the name of the Aus Women’s Cricket team?
And btw, we have the Southern Cross on our flag (NZ) too…
AndyS said | November 13th 2009 @ 2:45pm | Report comment
And which country actually gets regular hurricanes?
AC said | November 13th 2009 @ 4:25pm | Report comment
Neither — a hurricane is a northern hemisphere phenomenon!
Wally James said | November 13th 2009 @ 2:42pm | Report comment
Has a certain ring to it however I agree with our Kiwi friend. Australia appears to have hijacked the southern cross. It is not peculiarly Australian. The Samoan flag bears it for example. People from Terra del Fuego and the Falkland Islands have the same geographic claim to it as we do. It’s a bit like Soccer calling itself football. – all soccer is football but not all football is soccer.
It would be nice if Victoria followed the ACT and called the team something distinctly Australian. Devils, quolls, emus, dingoes or, dare I say it, the Melbourne Trams. I’m right on track with that last one I think.
reds fan said | November 13th 2009 @ 3:01pm | Report comment
It’s up there with us hijacking “mateship”… don’t other countries make friends?
Gatto Nero said | November 14th 2009 @ 3:57am | Report comment
Australia hasn’t hijacked anything. Stars are a common symbol on many flags. Just because Australia uses the southern cross, doesn’t mean that other nations can’t. Besides, the Australian southern cross features stars with seven points, which are unique.
Comrade Bear said | November 13th 2009 @ 11:09am | Report comment
Victoria:
Floral emblem: Pink Heath
Animal emblem: Leadbeater’s Possum
Bird emblem: Helmeted Honey-eater (Yellow-tufted Honey-eater)
Not a lot to work with with regards to names…so I did a google search:
- the Vic Secrets? Could be an interesting kit? and a sponsor ready to go…
- the Vic Bushfires? I am well aware of the recent tragedy – but I kinda like it
- the ‘Vic Ticks’ :: sucking the Reds out of Rugby? … but I seriously can’t see the Reds getting plundered again – no one left to take – except for the Faingaa brothers…please? Anyone?
Google has not really helped – looks like it will have to be ‘The Victorian Pink Helmeted tufted Possum Eaters’ …
Pippinu said | November 13th 2009 @ 11:20am | Report comment
While I don’t mind the quirkiness of a name like Harlequin – I agree with VicRugby above that a Harlequins club has been part of the Melbourne rugby scene for yonks (alongside the equally quirkily named Powerhouse) – so I don’t think that’s an option.
As an added note, here is a copy of a post I put up to something I just saw on thesuper15 website:
I notice in that link that they are using the name: Melbourne for the moment.
You know what – let’s bin this provincial bull$hit once and for all.
It’s a new club – it’s not a state rep team – 85% of all Victorians live within spitting distance of the CBD – let’s just call the damn thing: Melbourne!!!
Maybe add Rebels (don’t mind that at all), if not – just leave it as Melbourne.
At the end of the day – that’s what it is – let’s not kid ourselves otherwise.
For once, the rest of the world will know precisely where a S15 team resides!!
MickeyB said | November 13th 2009 @ 12:00pm | Report comment
Melbourne fc – nicknamed the Demons are marketing their team as ‘Melbourne”.
Not a bad idea though.
Doesn’t blow my socks off either….
Pippinu said | November 13th 2009 @ 11:54am | Report comment
The Age has big double page spread on this story today.
Some quotes:
The ARU boss also said he would prefer that the new franchise not ue the name the Rebels, which was used by the VRU-run team….”I think they ought to put it out to popular choice…”
O’Neill again: “This is probably in for a dig but so be it, Super rugby will be the only truly international competition in Melbourne.”