Clarke shows why he is anything but captain material
By Adrian Musolino, 10 Mar 2010 Adrian Musolino is a Roar Expert
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Michael Clarke at the end of the first day of the the Australia vs Pakistan, third test match at Bellerive Oval, Tasmania, Jan 14th, 2010. AAP image/Richard Jupe.
It has now been confirmed that Michael Clarke left the tour of New Zealand to return home and comfort his fiancée, Lara Bingle, who is involved in the nude photo scandal engulfing the press. But the question must be asked: was this an appropriate decision from a player earmarked as the next Test captain?
Yes, Bingle has undoubtedly suffered from an unacceptable invasion of her privacy following the release of the photos – this much we cannot deny.
However, and I argue this point for the sake of the debate surrounding Clarke’s future as captain, people who chase fame so fervently, seek publicity through their personal lives and rely so heavily on the tabloid media to fuel their careers (Bingle has allegedly pocketed a whopping $200,000 for an interview and photo shoot with Woman’s Day magazine!) must expect these types of scandals and media interest when they are sullied in such a way.
Clarke, meanwhile, has been happy to ride the celebrity wave together with Bingle, appearing in saucy advertising campaigns and on red carpets. They have built an image around their relationship – the Posh and Becks of Australia (shudder).
We cannot know the state of mind Bingle is currently in (although she was well enough to flip the media the bird yesterday, the same media she is dependent upon for a career), but was it acceptable for Clarke to have gone running?
This wasn’t a family bereavement. This wasn’t a life-threatening crisis. This wasn’t a matter of huge urgency, as far as we can tell.
This was just a sorry saga involving irresponsible and immature adults, celebrity-hungry individuals with more money than tact and a media who turn such banality into stories we are meant to care about.
Yet Clarke, on the eve of a one-day international in the hotly contested Chappell-Hadlee series, left so quickly it has emerged that teammates didn’t even know he had gone.
These are the teammates who Clarke will captain in Tests – as seemed inevitable before his abandoning them – lead on the park, try to inspire and set an example for.
Captaincy is about commitment, sacrifice and example.
Clarke showed none of those qualities in leaving the team for these reasons, and we must ask if this is the type of player and if this is the type of image we really want from the next Australian Test captain?
Clarke faces a choice in the coming days: either return to New Zealand in time for the Test series, while still supporting his partner in her time of need, and reevaluating the ‘celebrity’ role he has so effortlessly assumed or stay in Australia and accept that his future as Test captain should be questioned if he continues to make such decisions.
The celebrity path inevitably involves more soap operas and trashy scandals, and such disruptions and sideshows don’t gel with the added responsibilities, expectations and pressures of Test captaincy.
Clarke’s future as a possible Test captain should be at stake in the coming weeks.
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March 10th 2010 @ 9:01am
lemo said | March 10th 2010 @ 9:01am | Report comment
“This wasn’t a family bereavement. This wasn’t a life-threatening crisis. This wasn’t a matter of huge urgency, as far as we can tell.
Thats right – “as far as we can tell” – and the fact is we cant tell – so it might be best if we all reserve our judgement until then. I get the feeling its more to do with a dislike for MC than anything else.
March 10th 2010 @ 9:09am
Brett McKay said | March 10th 2010 @ 9:09am | Report comment
Spot on Lemo, very good points…
March 10th 2010 @ 9:25am
BigAl said | March 10th 2010 @ 9:25am | Report comment
Agreed Brett – who is to know (except Michael Clarke ?) the state of mind she is in
Some of these public denigraters of Lara Bingle would only be happy if she committed suicide
March 10th 2010 @ 10:04am
Mattay said | March 10th 2010 @ 10:04am | Report comment
Bollocks. If she is in such an unhealth state of mind, why would she make it even more public by selling her story to Woman’s Day? Why have her media manager telling all and sundry that she is available to commit to a 2-year media contract for $1,000,000?
It’s a disgrace to those who actually suffer mental health problems that people would even begin to start thinking Lara’s problems are actually real.
March 10th 2010 @ 10:14am
Redb said | March 10th 2010 @ 10:14am | Report comment
The finger out the window last night to the media was I think a little window into her persona.
Dumb move from a PR standpoint, Markson will be calling for amputation.
March 10th 2010 @ 6:58pm
B.C Queenslander said | March 10th 2010 @ 6:58pm | Report comment
Actually Redb, it should be Markson who gets amputated, I can’t believe that he has escaped virtually unscathed at this point.
In my opinion he is the real villain in this pathetic fiasco.
Who would want Max Markson as their agent after this?
March 10th 2010 @ 10:20am
BigAl said | March 10th 2010 @ 10:20am | Report comment
Mattay . . you and I will probably never know the truth on this – but ‘mental health problems’ by there very nature are often taken to be not ‘actually real’ !
March 10th 2010 @ 11:11am
Mattay said | March 10th 2010 @ 11:11am | Report comment
I don’t think I understand what you’re saying. You think mental health problems aren’t real?
All I’m saying is that someone suffering from mental health issues usually doesn’t take the steps which would amplify the problem, such as exposing it to the world and opening themselves up for more ridicule.
March 10th 2010 @ 12:21pm
BigAl said | March 10th 2010 @ 12:21pm | Report comment
I’m saying that it is common for external observors to think that mental health problems are ‘not real’ !
And ‘…exposing it to the world and opening themselves up for more ridicule….’ could well be considered an indication of an un-healthy mental state.
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March 10th 2010 @ 11:23am
Al said | March 10th 2010 @ 11:23am | Report comment
Hear hear, finally someone who speaks some sense!
March 10th 2010 @ 4:29pm
Mick Gold Coast QLD said | March 10th 2010 @ 4:29pm | Report comment
The only mental health problems I would expect to see here are:
“Oh my God, my widdle brain hurts sooooo much when I look at this week’s bank balance – it’s awesome. I was like … Oh my God – awesome! I don’t have a job or anything but it’s awesome! But I just don’t know how it disappears so quickly. Like. Does my bum look, you know, big in this?”
Suggesting these Generation Facebook dills have mental problems is an offence to the serious work of the likes of Jeff Kennett, who took up a most difficult lead role in improving public knowledge on behalf of genuine patients.
March 10th 2010 @ 9:14am
sledgeross said | March 10th 2010 @ 9:14am | Report comment
Brett, I do see your point, but I think the outrage does not come from the fact that a players partner needing some sort of support. People (whether this is the gospel truth or not) tend to believe what they see on the tele and read in the paper.
Earlier in the year it was widely reported that Bingle had split from her management and was struggling to find work of any substance. The lauded tv and presenting roles that Im sure were the expectation from a moderate tourism campaign and her pending nuptials to a much hyped but moderately talented cricketer just did not eventuate in landing a gig on getaway. Still, a girl needs pocket money, so when this picture from a few years ago surfaced, caaaaa-ching.
Lets hire one of the most successful PR men in the country (and one that people are also very wary of what he is selling) who can launch a tirade that “Our Lara” is fighting the good fight for womens causes and the sisterhood of the modern women. Threaten the immature buffon who allegedly leaked said photo. Sell story of your struggles for a 6 figure sum, and call aforemntioned cricketer home from his job overseas, thus making him look like somehwhat of a pussy-whipped pariah.
The thing is that it is all bad management.
The best thing would have been to simply ignore the photo, or at least quietly go about the litigation without the feigned outrage. If Camp Bingle would have released a statement akin to “the photo was taken and distributed without my consent, I feel humiliated by the affair” then people would have got right behind poor little Lara. But to hire Mr Marxson no doubt left people a little cynical as to her true intentions. Couple this with the fact of the interview with Womens Day, and people will put 2 and 2 together and come up with a cash $ign. They wont think about the demeaning nature of the leaked photo, people are thinking she was leeping with a married man when it happened, and now shes trying to make a quick buck.
The problem is that there are so many different issues here, that its easy to blur them all togther.
March 10th 2010 @ 9:25am
Brett McKay said | March 10th 2010 @ 9:25am | Report comment
exactly Sledgie, this has all blurred into one, and reactions are being gauged against the dominate issue, which is probably the direction that young Lara’s career is heading. I’m sure somewhere in her thought process, hiring Max Markson seemed like a good idea. History and next years’s tax return will probably be a better indicator.
Anyway, it looks like Clarke will head back in time for the Tests. Unless of course… ..ah forget it, I’m bored with all this now………
March 10th 2010 @ 2:22pm
Richard said | March 10th 2010 @ 2:22pm | Report comment
I suspect that Bingle is coming to grips with the harsh reality that she is not as important as her hereto fiancée. Must be going through a crisis of ego. Reminds me of the behaviour of that one legged woman who married Paul McCartney. Bingle is of course hot hot hot, and gorgeous too. But her boyfriend has something much more substantial to offer, and she’s now finding that out. That’s enough to justify a celebrity ego meltdown and a tantrum or two.
March 10th 2010 @ 9:22am
Ora said | March 10th 2010 @ 9:22am | Report comment
This saga is just too funny, it has MUPPETS written all over it.
March 10th 2010 @ 10:37am
DaniE said | March 10th 2010 @ 10:37am | Report comment
Isn’t that rather insulting to the Muppets?
I’m thinking it’s more like Meet the Feebles
March 10th 2010 @ 9:31am
Tom said | March 10th 2010 @ 9:31am | Report comment
We can argue all we like about whether or not Clarke acted appropriately or whether this would be as big a deal if the partner in question wasn’t Lara Bingle, but Adrian’s central point still seems to hold. If you’re going to be the captain of the Australian national cricket team you probably have to be in a position to put the cricket team ahead of everything else. Clarke doesn’t seem to be in that position.
March 10th 2010 @ 9:34am
BigAl said | March 10th 2010 @ 9:34am | Report comment
. . . not EVERYTHING else – surely ?
March 10th 2010 @ 9:37am
Normal-sized-Al said | March 10th 2010 @ 9:37am | Report comment
I think Michael should have shipped Lara over here to NZ to be with him on tour – noone here cares who she is!
March 10th 2010 @ 9:49am
Redb said | March 10th 2010 @ 9:49am | Report comment
I’m sorry but I don’t think yet another meaningless ODI is such a big thing anyway. If Clarke walked out on the Ashes Tour it may resonate. Applying some materaility may help the Clarke knockers.
And if Bingle is so messed up, why is she not suing the pants off Womans Day?
is it becuase Fevola is an easy target (as dumb as he is) and that Womans days is a potential meal ticket… so why bite the hand that might feed you?
Make no mistake a photo doing the rounds on mobiles for 3 years was poor form on Fev’s behalf (as alleged), but until Womans Day decided to publish it the public image damage was minimal.
It was claimed on Current Affair that Bingles image on the front cover of womens magazines failed to sell….until now.
March 10th 2010 @ 10:00am
Al said | March 10th 2010 @ 10:00am | Report comment
If Jobe Watson walked out of a NAB Cup final because his girlfriend broke his toe nail, would Essendon members be questioning his ability to captain his side? I think they would.
March 10th 2010 @ 10:07am
Al said | March 10th 2010 @ 10:07am | Report comment
her toe nail, assuming his girlfriend is a she that is
March 10th 2010 @ 10:08am
Redb said | March 10th 2010 @ 10:08am | Report comment
yeah that’s a relevant comparison. LOL
I think you suffer from Essendon envy.
March 10th 2010 @ 11:04am
Richard said | March 10th 2010 @ 11:04am | Report comment
What’s Jobe Watson breaking his toe nail got to do with it?
March 10th 2010 @ 11:07am
Al said | March 10th 2010 @ 11:07am | Report comment
Nothing, it’s his girlfriend’s toe nail that is the concern
March 10th 2010 @ 10:07am
Ora said | March 10th 2010 @ 10:07am | Report comment
Cricket is a funny sport and it seems it’s players are also a little odd at times.
Anyway how is this ODI meaningless Redb? Until last night New Zealand Australia were neck and neck in the Chappel Hadlee head to heads. New Zeland are also the first team to inflict defeat on Australia this summer. I guess thats not important is it. Australia is expected to win and win well but they haven’t had it easy over this side of the ditch, the last two ODIs have hardly been thrashings now have they.
I’m definitly not the biggest fan of test cricket however I find it rather ironic that the Ashes is the only real meaningful test series in the world that attracts any hype. Come on a test between South Africa and Australia for example both great sides just doesn’t attract the same attention. The Ashes is big news here where as a Aus-SA or even India for that matter would maybe get a 20 second slot on the back end of a sports bulletin.
I don’t really give two hoots about the saga going on it purely is entertaining to say the least, one positive thing though is it’s certainly attracted more attention to the cricket in NZ so that has to be a good thing right. Actually i’d say a large portion of NZ would now have seen LBs boobies, she’ll be forgotten in a few weeks when the Aussie cricketers leave so she should be here lapping up the attention after all that is what she wants isn’t it.
March 10th 2010 @ 10:12am
Redb said | March 10th 2010 @ 10:12am | Report comment
well your a Kiwi so I doubt you do understand the importance of the Ashes but regardless it was just a materaility test comparison.
As for the ODI’s they are on the nose in OZ, so don’t get yours out of joint
March 10th 2010 @ 10:55am
Ora said | March 10th 2010 @ 10:55am | Report comment
I think you need to re read what I wrote mate,
The Ashes is BIG NEWS in New Zealand where as other test matches are not, what I was alluding to is how ironic that it is really only the Ashes that covers any hype when it comes to texst cricket no tother rivalry gets even close.
March 10th 2010 @ 11:08am
Redb said | March 10th 2010 @ 11:08am | Report comment
I’m just saying there is a gulf in importance between something like the Ashes and a ODI.
March 10th 2010 @ 1:34pm
Ora said | March 10th 2010 @ 1:34pm | Report comment
I know what your talking about but next time pay more attention to what was actually written not what you think is written
March 10th 2010 @ 2:16pm
Redb said | March 10th 2010 @ 2:16pm | Report comment
oh well Ora, seeing as you addressed only part of my post and what you deemed important….??
March 10th 2010 @ 10:14am
Justin said | March 10th 2010 @ 10:14am | Report comment
I think this series is one of the only meaningful ones in the calendar.
March 10th 2010 @ 5:57pm
bever fever said | March 10th 2010 @ 5:57pm | Report comment
Redb said “Applying some materaility may help the Clarke knockers”.
I dont think it’s about Clarkes knockers.
March 10th 2010 @ 10:14am
Another Al said | March 10th 2010 @ 10:14am | Report comment
Pecked.
March 10th 2010 @ 11:16am
BigAl said | March 10th 2010 @ 11:16am | Report comment
. . . that’s fine – just remember I was the first !
March 10th 2010 @ 11:13am
TammyS said | March 10th 2010 @ 11:13am | Report comment
Who knows what happened? The photos were being distributed between some afl and cricket players. Maybe Clarke caught some of his teammates looking at them and fell out with some of them so decided to come back home and support her. Maybe thats the reason for Bingle’s meltdown at the SCG a few weeks back. Or maybe she was already in a fragile state of mind before the saga and the whole scandal’s just made it worse. Who knows?
I think people should just mind their own business. I dont think Clarke is that big of a loss anyway. He’s been average this summer and if he were to be dropped as captain, Id hope it’d be because of his cricket and not for this scandal. That would be a bit unfair as no one really knows what the circumstances are.
March 10th 2010 @ 11:15am
Terry Kidd said | March 10th 2010 @ 11:15am | Report comment
Hmmnn … the “discussion” with Pup in the SCG tunnel, the finger out the window, the whole sorry affair so far …. all of this does not indicate a great level of smarts or dignity on the part of Lara Bungle (deliberate misspelling). Gee, Pup I hope she is worth all the trouble and grief.
March 10th 2010 @ 11:28am
Gaff said | March 10th 2010 @ 11:28am | Report comment
Send pup back to the Shefield Shield. The Aussies don’t need him.
Pup is soft. As the great Tugga suggests, he’s not what we are looking for in our next captain.