Attention footballers: Harden up!

 

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Diving. I’m sick of it. Every time I watch the world game, and a player falls to the ground, I try and laugh about it. I try to get over it. But this World Cup might just be the last straw.

What gets on my nerves more than Harry Kewell’s red card, more than Ghanaian defender, John Paintsil somehow requiring a stretcher for a bleeding nose and more than the dwindling hopes of the Socceroos in this World Cup, is diving.

You bump them in the hip, they collapse and clutch their ankle. Accidentally touch their face, they bury their head in the ground. One touch, and they fall like dominoes.

We all know that diving (or being an over-exaggerating drama queen) is fundamentally a massive part of football. It’s a tactic, albeit a dirty one, and it works. It can give you field position, allow players to catch their breath, it offers the opportunity to execute a set piece and as we’ve all seen in this World Cup, it often results in goals.

Arguably, diving can also make the other team look like aggressive ankle breakers, which can either put you on or offside with the referee and this in turn can potentially result in more penalties throughout the match.

The Italians are by far the worst perpetrators of ‘the dive’. No-one can argue with this. Sure it’s used by other nations, but none as prolifically as the Italian football team.

De Rossi, that is, Daniele de Rossi, displayed his fine form in Italy’s match against Paraguay in South Africa a few weeks back. If you haven’t seen his dive, I encourage you to watch it.

His impressive performance was certainly a site to behold – a complete tumble, followed by a hand to the face while clutching for his ‘injured’ ankle, which if it was really injured he would not be trying to grab while on his belly, with his head in the grass. Full points for the dramatic face, but a delayed execution meant that he needlessly spent a good 20 seconds on the ground, carrying on to no avail, when he could have been on his feet playing for his country. He wasn’t even embarrassed. He waited on the ground until he was courteously helped up by a Paraguayan player!

If you need any more evidence to prove the Italian breed of divers, I suggest the Internet as a prime source of quality examples. And don’t get me started on the heartbreaking, infuriating, yet impeccable dive by Grosso in the 2006 World Cup. That dive took them all the way to the final, and World Cup glory.

Yes, diving is a part of the game and there’s no doubt it brings rewards. But that doesn’t mean I have to like it.

Australia is not primarily a soccer nation. We all get behind the Socceroos but we are also fans of AFL, Union, and League. These are sports played tough. They play with blood dripping down their face. They play with broken bones for goodness sake!

Maybe like all of us the Socceroos have incorporated that attitude to soccer. A never say die, tough, and courageous approach they, like me, have grown up with. Perhaps that’s why the Socceroos have been branded a ‘rough team’ that tackle hard and bring red cards upon themselves with two footed tackles.

But frankly I’d rather see Australia stay true to their ‘hard’ brand of football than to ever become another de Rossi.

Because that’d just be un-Australian.

You can follow Melanie Dinjaski on Twitter @MelanieDinjaski.
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