When the Hayne train becomes a pain
By The Barry, 28 Jul 2010 The Barry is a Roar Rookie
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Jarryd Hayne’s opening twenty minutes against the Bulldogs on Friday night was some of the most scintillating rugby league that you could ever hope to see. The tackle busts, steps and raw acceleration for his first try.
The long ball and support play for his second. The balance and ability to draw defenders before throwing the cut out pass for Krisnan Inu’s first try were all top shelf – and all within ten minutes of kick off!
Unfortunately, Channel 9’s commentary team lost the plot and started to assign Midas like qualities to everything that Hayne did from that point on – the good, the bad and the ugly.
It started when Hayne went on a 40 metre crab-like run across field before flinging a wild flick pass above and behind Inu and directly into touch. Wow! said the commentators, nobody can do what Hayne can do on a footy field, he’s amazing, brilliant, etc, etc.
One can only imagine the caning that a Daniel Mortimer or Jeff Robson would have copped if they’d done the same.
Later in the game Hayne was involved in a backline move where he received the ball and immediately passed to Joel Reddy, who drew the opposing winger and put Inu in for his second try.
Again the commentators reached for the superlatives with Gus telling us it was a mark of genius for a ball player like Hayne to realise that he could sometimes pass to a team mate and let him set up the try rather than throwing the cut out pass himself.
Puh-lease … what Hayne did he did well, but it was a simple catch and pass and most competent park footballers could do exactly the same thing.
It reached a crescendo when Hayne pulled off his brilliant cover tackle on David Stagg. Rabs went into hyperbolic overdrive: How many times is he going to do that in one game? How many tries is he going to save?
Ummm, Rabs, Hayne hadn’t actually saved any tries up to that point. He was involved in the earlier attempt to hold Andrew Ryan up over the line but Ryan got the ball down before Hayne could get underneath and roll him over.
Around the half hour mark we were told that Hayne was Johns, Lockyer, Fittler, Daley and Wally Lewis all rolled into one!
Really?
Hayne is yet to take win a Test match by the scruff of the neck (albeit that to date he’s only been selected as a winger) and while he has a couple of amazing moments on his Origin highlights reel he’s yet to dominate an Origin game let alone a series.
While I kept the volume on, I know a few people who turned it down at this stage, having had enough of the whole planes, trains and automobiles commentary cavalcade.
When he’s on Hayne is an incredible player who performs amazing feats on the field. It should be remembered (and remarked) that he’s still only 22 and still learning the game (and his own game), most notably the key to consistency which has eluded plenty of potentially great players in the past.
To date, he’s had a great run of eight or nine games at the back end of 2009, culminating in a disappointing Grand Final performance and has now strung together three great games in a row this season.
I hope Hayne does turn his current form into a run like ’09 because it added an exciting dimension into the run in to the semis and heaven knows the competition this year needs a team and a player to stand up and grab the headlines.
I also hope that in ten years time we’re all talking about what a fantastic career Hayne has had. However, in the meantime, let’s just tone down some of the overblown commentary around everything that he does.
It’s almost like commentators and journalists want to make the grand statements so that in a few years time they can reflect on their own eye for talent: “I always said that Hayne would be better than Lockyer.”
And if he doesn’t live up to the hype – well there’s a story in itself.
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oikee said | July 28th 2010 @ 7:14am | Report comment
Yes i picked up on that statement about being 4 players rolled into 1. I think Todd Carney did a brilliant job on the Broncos the other nite. Do i rate him above Lockyer, ? No, never. Well at least not yet. Do i think he has loads of talent, yes, definately.
Look, Jarrod Hayne is a fantastic player, when he is on, he is on. I get excited seeing him play amazing footy, as i do when Inglis and Slater turn it on.
The media and others pump these players up, when they dont perform, they get knocked down. I think its up to the players to go that extra level, do something special, win a tital for your team, Lockyer had a amazing run in 2006, won everything, he was 29. I love my Broncos, but if they are not in the finals, or get knocked out, i am getting straight onto that plane, the Hayne plane. He has the talent, but its up to the team to take him to the top. Then everyone is a winner.
This is going to be a fantastic game on Saturday nite. Parra are a different team to the Broncos, Parra are hardened veterans where as the Broncos are not. I think you will find the grand final team on saturday. All aboard.
Col the Pom said | July 28th 2010 @ 10:08am | Report comment
The commentators compared Hayne with Lockyer and Fittler????, both of these players put in for 100% of each season’s games, this guy thinks he only has to play the back end of the season each year. He is certainly good to watch, BUT, where was he for the first 15 rounds????.
Willy said | July 28th 2010 @ 10:14am | Report comment
I can only assume the Hayne Train is a Sydney train.
He always arrives at least 4 months late.
And last year’s Grand Final Hayne Train to Homebush didn’t show up at all…
Col the Pom said | July 28th 2010 @ 1:44pm | Report comment
good one Willy!!!!
Squire Gordon said | July 28th 2010 @ 7:54am | Report comment
I agree. Even though Hayne on song represents all that is great about rugby league the commentary and media driibble about him makes me cringe. Gould has never been a commentator, just a self promoter and agenda pusher and his false Hayne adulation dilutes his credibility further. Commentators seem to believe that the more they hype a player or the more expert their commentary is. My favourite remote button is mute.
ptovey01 said | July 28th 2010 @ 8:45am | Report comment
I like Gus Gould when he is not commentating a live game. He has good ideas and commands respect. But give him a microphone for a live game and he jumps on one thing and rides it all the way in until full-time. I actually had bets as to how long it would take before he gave Jarrod Hayne a wrap, cause once he starts your not gonna hear the end of it.
Wow!!
In saying all this about Gus and his commentary. JH did do some great thing’s out there.
I hope that when the Dragons play the Broncos on Sunday Gasnier doesn’t score early cause then all we’ll hear from that time on is, “Isn’t great this blokes back in Rugby League”
Tristan Rayner said | July 28th 2010 @ 9:36am | Report comment
It’s all in their agenda I suppose – the more hype around a player the more people start tuning in to see what he can do; both the admirers who want to see Hayne at his best, and the cynics who want to put him down.
My favourite trick is when commentators are stuck with a one sided game – so they start finding records that could be broken or saying things like: ‘They’re scoring at a point a minute, can they keep it up?’.
Happens more in cricket than any other sport I think.
MG said | July 28th 2010 @ 10:31am | Report comment
But Over hyping a player also turns people off too.
Willy said | July 28th 2010 @ 10:01am | Report comment
Thankyou, The Barry! A great article.
The Hayne love-in is embarrasing.
He played well in patches the other night, but the Bulldogs were completely absent for the first 25 minutes. Watching the Eels make 75 metres in their first set without breaking a sweat it was clear the Doggies were still flat from a massive hit-out against the Roosters the previous week.
Jeff said | July 28th 2010 @ 10:02am | Report comment
I hope that Gus and Rabbits were made to listen to a replay of that commentary, next time they ‘waffle on’ like that about Hayne or anyone else, I won’t even watch the first half through. The commentary ruined a good game. after ten minutes I felt like ‘puking’ or ringing ch none and asking them to go Rabbit shooting.
Could someone ask these two guys to comment on the actual game and give everybody credit for a good team performance.PLEASE.
Willy said | July 28th 2010 @ 10:05am | Report comment
By the way – it’s worth checking out this article on the Unaustralian website:
“Tackling Jarryd Hayne Found To Be ‘Not In The Spirit Of The Game”.
http://theunaustralian.com.au/2010/03/tackling-jarryd-hayne-found-to-be-not-in-the-spirit-of-the-game/#more-267
In the fallout from Friday night’s NRL season opener, some of rugby league’s most vocal critics have slammed the St. George-Illawarra Dragons for having the audacity to tackle Jarryd Hayne, Parramatta fullback and direct descendant of popular theological figure Jesus Christ.
Hayne, 2009′s Dally M Medal winner and new golden child of the sport, as well as league journalists, were found to be appalled when several players from the Dragons wrapped their arms around his chest — sometimes his waist or his legs — in an attempt to pull him to the ground and secure the ball, whereupon the play was completed in a move commonly known as a “tackle”. Such a play forced him to relinquish the ball without scoring a try or curing it of blindness. Though such an act was well within the rules of the game, it has been deemed to be a “dog act” by several notable critics, and as such, the rule is under review.
“Oh, it’s a shocker,” says prominent league writer Peter Katzitsos. “The whole point of having Jarryd Hayne in the league is having him score tries at every given opportunity, completely untouched, so that we can wax lyrical the next day about how he may well have legitimately deistic qualities.
“Who wants to watch a game of league that we can’t wet ourselves over? Not me, I tell you what.”
In response to what could well be a series of passive-aggressive editorials in the sports section of pointless tabloids, the NRL has undertaken a typical kneejerk bandaid scheme to try and amend the rule.
The rule, an amendment to the recent Jarryd Hayne Rule, called the Just Let Jarryd Hayne Do Whatever He Wants Rule, will allow any Parramatta fullbacks named Jarryd Hayne to be able to do absolutely anything they please while on-field. As such, examples of previously prohibited behaviour that Jarryd Hayne will be able to partake in include eye gouging, groin kicking, passing forward at will, blowing penalties for his own side, expelling supporters he deems unattractive from the ground, and even running up to the scoreboard operators to change the score to suit his liking.
“We felt like Jarryd Hayne just wasn’t being given the freedom to effectively become the only player of any significance in the league,” said NRL rulemaker Lawrence Hutz. “With this new rule we’re confident that people will forget every other player in the league.
“With any luck they’ll stop caring about the football, too, so then we can dissolve the clubs and just show Jarryd Hayne standing in a white room for 80 minutes every Friday and Sunday while Ray Warren and Phil Gould rub themselves in the commentary booth.”
The rule is expected to be green-lighted by this weekend’s games, which will allow Jarryd Hayne to burn holes through Manly second rower Anthony Watmough with laser beams shot from his eyes, and offer decisive proof of fullback Brett Stewart’s guilt in his sexual assault case during the half time break.
Hayne himself has declined to comment on Friday’s game, instead electing to fly to the moon using sheer force of will while performing delicate neurosurgery on a deaf orphan.
Jeff said | July 28th 2010 @ 1:51pm | Report comment
Some excellent ideas here, hows about you nominate for the Independent Commission, they need someone with forethought.
Jeff still laughing, ya made my day.
Tone it down said | July 28th 2010 @ 10:16am | Report comment
Jarryd Hayne is certainly an athlete with great speed, good feet and some flair. But to even mention him in the same breath as the likes of Slater, Inglis, Lockyer and Johns (and for heavens sake Lewis) is just Sydney commentators looking for a saviour. Hayne has talent no doubt, but he is a long way from the best in the game. Watch his positional play in defence for a start. I can think of at least half a dozen occasions this year where his poor reads in defence have let in tries. He is a great roving winger, but well behind other young fullbacks in reading the game (wath Dugan from Canberra and Hoffman from Brisbane and you will see young players who can read a game and stop tries). As the article says at the highest level he has produced a couple of good runs, but has never dominated. Carrying all those saviour-seeking Sydney commentators will take its toll on the young man. If Carney stays off the booze and away from his Goulburn mates he will end up with a greater record than Hayne at the end of their careers. If Dugan keeps developing the way he has he will also become the Australian fullback ahead of Hayne when Slater finally calls it a day. You’ll do Hayne a great favour by toning down the ridiculous comments about him
Hoy said | July 28th 2010 @ 10:43am | Report comment
Once again, while Hayne is good, he was aided by (very) poor defense. The first try, someone tried to put a shot on rather than tackle him. He bumped it off, and ran through the hole to score. WHOA!! How often do we see that?
I think he is good don’t get me wrong. But I agree, the love in makes me sick. I agree with this article whole heartedly. I saw him run accross field, and throw a bad pass, and all the commentators could say was how he had the defence mesmerised or some bloody stupid comment. Steve Michaels runs accross field pretty well. Why doesn’t he get the same praise?
He passes to Tahu, who breaks a tackle, runs, passes to Burt, who runs, passes back to Hayne to score. And they said how Hayne started and finished the try. How far back is a try started? From the dummy half? From Tahu’s break? Why didn’t the person who passed it to Hayne get credit for starting the try? Hardly seems fair does it? Hayne stole his thunder. Two passes and 80 metres later, and Hayne gets credit for creating the try.
The try he set up for Inu was a great pass, but he could have passed it to about 4 players and it would have been a try. Throwing that cut out made it look good, and it was certainly a good pass, but how many passes have we seen from Hayne go over the sideline. A few this year.
I also think in the past, he has been a bit lazy in defense. I am prepared to wear any Hayne lovers hatemail. It happened in the other thread where I dared criticise Hayne.
Nick said | July 28th 2010 @ 11:01am | Report comment
You look at any star playing in any round ‘Lockyers crunching tackle’ meh not that hard of a hit, same could be said when there is Isaac Luke taking shots. A good example was on Monday night, Carney did some great stuff but anytime he touched the footy a beam of light cast on him and the commentators loved it and praised him for that touch.
It makes good viewing for those watching on TV (except when your team is on the receiving end of it). Here in SA finally!! the media have jumped onboard the Hayne Plane and NRL is actually getting a mention in the state.
I say let the commentators rant, heck I am thinking the same thing anyway.
Hoy said | July 28th 2010 @ 11:23am | Report comment
I have never heard the phrase “Lockyer’s crunching tackle” being said by anyone. ha.
oikee said | July 28th 2010 @ 2:33pm | Report comment
Lockyer got owned by Hayne in the world cup, thats a kiwi expression.
Nick said | July 28th 2010 @ 3:39pm | Report comment
I thought owned or pwned was a nerd expression? either way Im a Rabbits man but I always tune in for the Hayne to do his bzzness, thats a Nick expression (not a good one mind you)