The Australian cricket selectors have had their proverbial cake and eaten it, too, in announcing a surprisingly large squad for the first Ashes Test in Brisbane.
In an all-new stage-managed public announcement, which The Australian had dubbed “Selection Idol” (but which was largely ignored because of the ordinary weather), the selectors yesterday named a 17-man squad that includes the usual suspects and some token youngsters.
The official line will be something about looking to the future, in naming Usman Khawaja, Callum Ferguson, and Stephen Smith, but it’s very hard to see that their naming is for reasons any other than being seen to be bringing in new blood without actually bringing in new blood.
And in doing so, the selectors have therefore proven that Status Quo is not just a still going classic rock band of my parents’ era. Indeed, it’s a set-in-stone selection policy.
The expectant selection room showdown between the entrenched Chairman, Andrew Hilditch, and newly appointed full timer, Greg Chappell, disappointingly amounted to nothing.
A few weeks ago, Chappell was giving frustrated cricket fans reasons for hope, making comment about the need to manage the exit of older players while bringing young players in at the same time.
But by late last week he’d been pulled back into line by his Chairman and was instead treading carefully, preferring to give aging champions “one Test too many, than one too few.”
And so instead, we were with left yesterday’s announcement exercise in Sydney, which while I’m sure was designed to be an excitement-building event in the lead-up to the start of The Ashes, it really had that feel of desperate marketing about it.
I mean, would something like this still have happened if the Aussie team was still dominating as it was years ago, and cricket was booming rather than the perceptions (and reports) of its demise?
I have my doubts, and I’ll be surprised if I’m on my own.
When this extended squad gets trimmed back to the less-than-surprising Test Match twelve closer to the game, form and injury concerns will remain over several members and the squad announcement will be seen for the publicity stunt that it was.
While Mike Hussey and Marcus North will be probably be the subject of form concerns for the rest of their Test cricket days, team hierarchy have plenty of other personnel questions remaining, with Michael Clarke’s ongoing back problems and Mitchell Johnson’s radar at the head of the queue.
Clarke didn’t field after his first innings century for NSW in the Sheffield Shield game against Victoria, and then batted well down the order in the second, finishing 39 not out but in obvious discomfort. He’s already been withdrawn from the NSW-Tasmania game this week in Sydney. Only as a precaution, though. Of course.
Johnson, fresh from making his WA debut last week 18 months after relocating from Queensland for love, turned out on Saturday for Perth grade side Wanneroo in a one-day match. While he and the Test team management would be happy with a 1/24 return from his ten overs, the worry is that eleven of those came from wides.
Some good news over the weekend came in the form of opener Simon Katich’s successful return from a thumb injury with Sydney club Randwick-Petersham. Admittedly, Katich was out in the nineties yet again, but that’s not the worst problem in the world a batsman can have.
(Actually, Katich was apparently caught on the boundary, so credit to him for trying to beat the problem with one big shot!)
On the spin-bowling front, Nathan’s Hauritz remains an innings-to-innings prospect, and his place in Brisbane will come down to how well he responds to the presence of uncapped Tasmanian spinner Xavier Doherty in the squad.
The biggest question in this selection puzzle would have been whether Ryan Harris could have forced his way back into the Test team, just weeks after returning from a knee injury, or whether Dougie Bollinger comes back into the side after missing the last Test in India.
Bollinger has proved his fitness over two spells on Saturday, taking 1/30 from twelve overs for Fairfield-Liverpool in Sydney. The “status quo” policy should dictate that that’s more than enough to slot Bollinger straight back in.
However, just as Harris posted super impressive match figures of 9/140 in the Tasmania-Queensland Shield match in Hobart last week, and was brought in to replace in injured Mitchell Starc in the Australia A side for the tour match against England, his knee blew up again over the weekend. He now won’t play the tour match, and you’d imagine he’d be long odds now to be right for Brisbane.
Peter Siddle is also in the enlarged squad currently, but doesn’t really bring the same elements to the equation that a fit Harris would.
Status quo had already decided ten spots for Brisbane, and just as it appeared that a good old-fashioned bowl-off might decide the eleventh, a chronic knee problem has deprived us of the prospect.
Therefore, and just a touch over 15 months since England regained The Ashes at home, Australia will likely begin efforts to regain them in Brisbane with 9 of the 11 players who surrendered them at The Oval.
Not just an old rock band indeed.
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November 16th 2010 @ 5:01am
Alec Swann said | November 16th 2010 @ 5:01am | Report comment
Brett
It’s precisely because they’re not dominating that there is such indecision among those charged with making the decisions.
There is a future in politics for Andrew Hilditch et al when their selectorial careers come to an end because they seem to be doing a nice line in sitting on the fence.
November 16th 2010 @ 5:27am
Brett McKay said | November 16th 2010 @ 5:27am | Report comment
G’day Alec, great to hear from you in these parts again..
Interestingly, the selectors admitted yesterday that the date of the annoucement played a fairly large part in the sqaud being as big as it was, so perhaps politics might not be for them (though I doubt it). Hilditch flat out admitted that didn’t want to be limited to x number of players ahead of all this week’s first class games, just further highlighting the “desperate marketing” in yesterday’s … ahem, ‘event’….
Are you heading down this way for the series Alec, or will you be enjoying from afar??
November 16th 2010 @ 5:51am
Fisher Price said | November 16th 2010 @ 5:51am | Report comment
Good summary, Brett.
There’s a total lack of conviction with these selectors.
If they’re so set on retaining the misfiring incumbents and undroppables, why bother with this rigmarole? All it does is make the Australian camp look indecisive.
November 16th 2010 @ 7:01am
Brett McKay said | November 16th 2010 @ 7:01am | Report comment
Fisher, as Sheek (I think) rightly pointed out yesterday, the selectors didn’t have a lot to do with yesterday’s exercise, rather the date was thrust upon them from the marketing dept.
As I mentioned to Alec Swann above, I wouldn’t mind betting the selectors would have preferred to name a 13-man squad later this week, on say, day 3 or 4 of the Shield and Tour matches, which then would have given this week’s games a lot more context than they’ve now been assigned..
November 16th 2010 @ 6:11pm
Fisher Price said | November 16th 2010 @ 6:11pm | Report comment
Fair enough. Cricket Australia then.
November 16th 2010 @ 6:35am
Scott Ferguson said | November 16th 2010 @ 6:35am | Report comment
it’s CA’s bumbling rather than the selectors…. the honchos think we are still invincible and it’s more important to complete all the media and sponsorship duties rather than focus on picking a winning team…. Have slaughtered them on my blog…
November 16th 2010 @ 7:29am
Alec Swann said | November 16th 2010 @ 7:29am | Report comment
Brett
I’m going to have to make do with a few late nights in front of the TV unfortunately.
I wouldn’t mind being there. Perhaps in four years time when the pound’s a bit stronger…
November 16th 2010 @ 7:39am
Brett McKay said | November 16th 2010 @ 7:39am | Report comment
I must admit, Alec, I am looking forward to hearing how the Barmy Army comment on exchange rates this summer. “ONE-SIXTY .. TO THE POUND” just doesn’t have the same effect or ring to it…
November 16th 2010 @ 7:43am
Rob McLean said | November 16th 2010 @ 7:43am | Report comment
They’ll still have that old favourite in “God save your Queen” on hand though.
November 16th 2010 @ 7:51am
Brett McKay said | November 16th 2010 @ 7:51am | Report comment
Rob, every time I hear God Save The Queen now, even at the rugby at Twickenham Sun morning our time, I expect to hear the crowd substituting “The” for “YOUR”.
In the words of Eric Cartman, The Barmy Army has warped my fragile little mind….
November 16th 2010 @ 10:12am
Rob McLean said | November 16th 2010 @ 10:12am | Report comment
There’s also “you only sing when you’re winning, you only sing when youuuuuu’reeeeeee winning, you only sing when you’re winning”.
I’ve got a horrible feeling we’ll be hearing a bit more of that this summer.
November 16th 2010 @ 7:42am
Rob McLean said | November 16th 2010 @ 7:42am | Report comment
Gold – I thought of Status Quo too when I heard an extended squad had been announced.
Oh well, blokes like Doherty and Ferguson got to add some frequent flyer points by heading to Sydney for the shin dig.
November 16th 2010 @ 7:43am
Viscount Crouchback said | November 16th 2010 @ 7:43am | Report comment
Where was that selection event held? Under Birmingham’s Spaghetti Junction? It looked like a fairly miserable affair to say the least! I must say, If this Aussie build-up gets any more bumbling, the ECB will be demanding copyright payments from CA for ripping off their 1990s best-selling text-book: “An Idiot’s Guide to Losing the Ashes In The Most Comical and Amateurish Fashion Imaginable”. How the wheel turns!
November 16th 2010 @ 8:58am
Brett McKay said | November 16th 2010 @ 8:58am | Report comment
VC, just near Circular Quay, I believe, but the rain was as constant as it was stressful for the poor marketing sod who came up with the idea. The ‘event’, and I use the word loosely, was attended by about four people plus an English chap who suggested it was “just a passing shower” and I think he might even have said something about “playing through this.” It was bucketing down!!
Parades don’t get rained on any more than this one was yesterday!!
November 16th 2010 @ 8:21am
Fred Magee said | November 16th 2010 @ 8:21am | Report comment
Brett, kudos on the Quo reference.
The power of the sponsorship dollar was alive and well yesterday. Funny thing is, it would have been more meaningful as both a selection and a marketing exercise if it was done post this week’s games. That aside, I think everyone expects the 13 to be the tried and tested squad that has been playing since Ashes ’09.
For me, the player I feel the most for is Andrew McDonald. He is in form and I think would give the team more options if he was there instead of North. That and it is time for Ferguson to step in for Hussey.
November 16th 2010 @ 9:06am
Brett McKay said | November 16th 2010 @ 9:06am | Report comment
Fred McGee!! They said you were dead!! Welcome back pal, it’s been a while for you too. Alec Swann, Fred McGee, Freud of Football will be back next….
Peter Roebuck this morning gave the selectors some credit for turning this event into a farce, suggesting that naming such a big squad is a silent protest at being told they had to name the side a week early. Roebuck makes a very valid point, and full credit to the selectors if this is the case. I’m quite sure that by the weekend, they’ll name the Test team just like they always have, with little fanfare, and then the shenanigans can stop and the cricket can start.
There was one interesting revelation yesterday though, and that was Hilditch’s comment that Phillip Hughes wasn’t named because his form this season didn’t warrant selection…
True story.
November 16th 2010 @ 9:26am
Fred Magee said | November 16th 2010 @ 9:26am | Report comment
Brett, has been a while…back from the dead as they say and just in time for the Ashes.
Yes, I read Peter’s article on the train and I guess that they have tried to make the best of a awkward situation. The terrible weather in Sydney (literally) put a dampner on things…quite an omen if you believe that sort of thing.
Form not warranting selection?…that is a dangerous precedent.
November 16th 2010 @ 2:36pm
sheek said | November 16th 2010 @ 2:36pm | Report comment
Fred…..How’s Bobby……….
November 16th 2010 @ 4:15pm
ilikedahoodoogurusingha said | November 16th 2010 @ 4:15pm | Report comment
November 16th 2010 @ 7:54pm
Lolly said | November 16th 2010 @ 7:54pm | Report comment
Brett I wrote that on one of the articles yesterday. Maybe Roebuck reads the Roar. Even if they did that for that reason, it doesn’t make any of them look any less foolish though.
November 16th 2010 @ 8:23am
Daniel Gray said | November 16th 2010 @ 8:23am | Report comment
Great summary, Brett. Bit depressing that confidence in GC appears to be false hope for now. Without being too much of a Debbie Downer, in some ways I would like to see Oz go down so we can finally get rid of Hilditch and co, and maybe even Nielsen too. I can’t see anything but a nostalgic rock tour of sorts for the next few years until we change the NSP.
November 16th 2010 @ 9:41am
Brett McKay said | November 16th 2010 @ 9:41am | Report comment
Daniel, I’d never go as far as wanting Australia lose, but I have at times at wondered what it will take to get some new faces around the selection table. Hilditch’s contract runs to after the World Cup, but already he’s talking about wanting to continue beyond then…
November 16th 2010 @ 8:26am
BigAl said | November 16th 2010 @ 8:26am | Report comment
don’t knock status quo ! – they’ve just been honoured by ‘that’ Queen with Knighthoods !
November 16th 2010 @ 8:49am
Brett McKay said | November 16th 2010 @ 8:49am | Report comment
OUR Queen, BigAl?!? Sir Status Quo!!
November 16th 2010 @ 9:53am
BigAl said | November 16th 2010 @ 9:53am | Report comment
ok, OUR Queen ! – I’m quite happy with the status quo !
November 16th 2010 @ 8:46am
LK said | November 16th 2010 @ 8:46am | Report comment
Team selections??? Meh! What’s with the colour of the uniform?!?
November 16th 2010 @ 9:41am
Brett McKay said | November 16th 2010 @ 9:41am | Report comment
LK, I think the less said about them the better…