
England's Kevin Pietersen sweeps Australia's Nathan Hauritz during the first day of the first test in Cardiff, Wales, Wednesday July 8, 2009. (AP Photo/Tom Hevezi)
I think I can put my head on a block and say that this will not be a 5-0 Test series win for Australia – nor for their Ashes rivals, for that matter. I am not sure why Glenn McGrath and Ricky Ponting were brave enough to stick their necks out predicting that another 5-0 whitewash was not out of the equation.
In 2006/07, when the Aussies inflicted a 5-0 series hammering on England in Australia, they were the number one Test side in the world. In their midst were players without compare, including Mattie Hayden, Justin Langer, Brett Lee, Shane Warne, Adam Gilchrist and McGrath himself.
Australia since then has been struggling. Among their lows is a Test series defeat to South Africa at home, and just recently going down 2-0 to India away from home.
Now, you’ve you’ve got to ask if you’re a betting man, who’s the big money on?
In fact, so dour do these teams look on paper that I’m in agreement that the spark that should ignite the fire will be lacking in this Ashes.
“I couldn’t have more faith in the boys. We had a Twenty20 loss to Sri Lanka on Sunday, but those matches are unpredictable. I think we’ll bounce back and win all Tests. They’ll be close, but I’m tipping a 5-0 whitewash,” The Age and the Herald Sun quoted McGrath as saying about Australia’s chances.
Is that the old cheap psychology trick, or has ‘Pigeon’ retired quietly to some far-off island where he has not been watching the goings-on in the cricketing world?
Now I think Kevin Pietersen with his sense of bravado and nous for the unexpected stands out from the rest, both from an England and Australian perspective.
But given his battle with form, despite his recent stint with the Natal Dolphins in South Africa, even ‘KP’ might fail to ignite the Ashes.
Oh my, what would we do right now for a Warne, Gilchrist, Hayden, Lee, or even Langer and Flintoff. Call me sentimental if you like but “C’mon Warney …” is still ringing in my ears from rivalries gone by.
Who knows, the impressive Graeme Swann or Monty Panesar might still emerge as the personalities who could add fire to this Ashes. Hard as it is to believe, there’ll be no Flintoff for England this time around.
Look it’s not to say we won’t be treated to some moments of brilliance; the Ashes always lives up to its billing.
But sadly, the lastest Ashes edition is devoid of “characters,” if I may call it that.
Let’s hope it’s not the Barmy Army we have to turn to spark up some excitement between Australia and England come Brisbane. And that’s no slight on the chorus of cricket lovers from up North.
They have my undue respect. The Ashes would indeed be poorer without them.
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November 20th 2010 @ 5:16am
JonnyP said | November 20th 2010 @ 5:16am | Report comment
Swanny…….!
November 20th 2010 @ 6:35am
Viscount Crouchback said | November 20th 2010 @ 6:35am | Report comment
I think Swann qualifies as a character. But I take your point about the rest – they seem to be typically anodyne modern sportsmen. I doubt a single one of them has read Livy.
As for the Barmy Army, I think it’s a pity we can’t send them off to Van Diemen’s Land permanently. Ghastly mob of oiks.
November 20th 2010 @ 6:45am
dasilva said | November 20th 2010 @ 6:45am | Report comment
I know that you are big Mitchell Johnson fan so I think you’ll find this to be a laugh. Especially “MG Johnson is probably better now than ever. ”
http://blogs.espncricinfo.com/inbox/archives/2010/11/why_australia_can_win_the_ashe_4.php
November 22nd 2010 @ 6:12pm
Lolly said | November 22nd 2010 @ 6:12pm | Report comment
Wow. That’s confusing the possible with the real in a big way.
November 20th 2010 @ 6:41am
dasilva said | November 20th 2010 @ 6:41am | Report comment
“I think I can put my head on a block and say that this will not be a 5-0 Test series win for Australia ”
Funny there’s actually a blogger (TS Trudgian) on Cricinfo who’s actually predicting a 5-0 whitewash for Australia and so far wrote a 6 part articles (and still continuing) on why that could happen.
http://blogs.espncricinfo.com/inbox/archives/2010/11/why_australia_can_win_the_ashe.php
Funny deluded stuff
November 20th 2010 @ 7:16am
Alec Swann said | November 20th 2010 @ 7:16am | Report comment
What’s wrong with the Barmy Army?
Don’t you appreciate three months of ‘Union Jack on the Aussie flag’ and ‘Andrew Strauss’ Barmy Army’?
Shame on you.
November 20th 2010 @ 8:06am
mactheblack said | November 20th 2010 @ 8:06am | Report comment
yeah, I agree shame on him. what have they done to deserve that label visc? yes they love the brew but they know their cricket and really gee it up a bit, when it gets dull. The Ashes might need them; or maybe there’s a few aussies, that see them as a threat to the Ashes outcome. They can fire up their team, that’s no doubt
November 20th 2010 @ 4:52pm
Lolly said | November 20th 2010 @ 4:52pm | Report comment
What on earth is threatening about a group of people chanting ‘Barmy Army’ over and over again?
November 20th 2010 @ 11:30am
Rugby Fan said | November 20th 2010 @ 11:30am | Report comment
Broad has been the focal point of a few incidents in his career to date. Whether you like his confrontational style or not, it’s difficult to see him having a quiet Ashes series.
November 20th 2010 @ 12:30pm
Bob said | November 20th 2010 @ 12:30pm | Report comment
This could be a very tough series for batsmen given the very strong fast bowling stocks of both teams. I’d rather be an Aussie batter against Finn, Broad and Anderson though. Hilfies, Johnson and Siddle all bowl 145K plus- so its going to be brutal cricket.
November 21st 2010 @ 11:58am
Fisher Price said | November 21st 2010 @ 11:58am | Report comment
No spinner on either side then?
November 21st 2010 @ 4:00pm
PeteB said | November 21st 2010 @ 4:00pm | Report comment
I’m an Aussie supporter but England will win the first test by 3 wickets