Boxing Day Test brings all the big questions
By Brett McKay, 26 Dec 2010 Brett McKay is a Roar Expert
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Australian Peter Siddle bowls durng a training session in Melbourne, Dec. 25, 2010. Australia plays England in the traditional Boxing Day Test in the battle for the Ashes. (AAP Image/Julian Smith)
Pop quiz: Your team wins a crucial match that might later be viewed as the turning point in your season, and did so on one of the fastest and bounciest tracks on the planet with four quicks.
Your team’s next match is on a pitch not so much known for favouring for the fast men, but at the same time, they’ve taken roughly four of every five wickets there this season.
Do you keep your four-string pace quartet, or do you bring in a spinner that all anyone knows about him is how to fit his name in a mildly amusing headline?
So then, if you have kept the four quicks, does the previously-little-known spinner from the west come back into calculations for Sydney, or do you jettison him back to obscurity and pick some blokes with better figures and/or longer-term viability about them, like say, a couple of locals who are in decent nick with both ball and bat?
Or, if you have given Michael Beer the ultimate Christmas present this morning, Baggy Green number 418, do you drop Ben Hilfenhaus, a man so economical in Perth that Toyota want to name their next hybrid after him, or do you deprive hometown hero Peter Siddle the opportunity that every Victorian boy desires?
Yeah, I don’t know either.
But we will find out soon enough, as the rejuvenated Australian team go into the biggest Test match on the local calendar intent on making the most of their new found momentum and looking to go 2-1 up in the Ashes Series.
The Perth Test rocked the series back to life after an ordinary few days in Brisbane and a shocking week in Adelaide. Just when we thought that Australian cricket might have reached rock bottom, Mitchell Johnson found his inswinger, Mike Hussey knocked up his squillionth run for the series, and Ryan Harris got the best possible return from his “old man’s” knee.
What’s more, England now looks like Australia did ten days ago.
So here we are in Melbourne, and it’s these key questions on everyone’s lips.
Personally speaking, I’d be hoping MCG curator Cameron Hodgkins made good use of the abundant water in south-eastern parts of the country and that the Test wicket resembled an Asian rice paddy at some point in its preparation.
I’m hoping that the only assistance Graeme Swan gets in Melbourne this week is from the doorman of the England team’s hotel.
What really surprised me over in Perth was just how well the four quicks worked in partnership, and how they were all able to benefit from shorter sharper spells. Once they got their sails up, there was no real “down” periods in the Australian attack as the bowlers rotated effectively through the crease.
So in a case of “when you’re onto a good thing, stick to it”, I’d be leaning toward keeping the four quicks in the side, giving Mitchell Johnson all the hugs he needs to know he’s still loved, and looking to exploit the sudden doubt that gripped the England side over the last two-and-a-bit days in Perth.
They claimed before the series that they had Mitchell Johnson’s measure, and that certainly looked to be the case in Brisbane. Heck, I would’ve fancied my chances against Johnson in Brisbane.
However, all the meetings, think-tanks and expensive Mitch-mimicking bowling machines in the world couldn’t have counted on his inswinger coming back with such a bang as it did in Perth. Kevin “Smart Arse” Pietersen admitted as much this week when he suggested, “We knew he could swing it but we didn’t realise he could swing it that much.”
Neither did the Bowl-a-tron 5000, I’m tipping.
Sadly, the pitch doctors might have scuppered my four-pronged pace plans though, with Hodgkins admitting mid-week that “the WACA’s worst day would still be faster and bouncier than anything we normally turn out.”
With all this leaning toward Beer on Boxing Day – as if that wasn’t going to happen one way or the other – the tall Sandgroper faces a daunting Test debut on what Stuart Clark rightly describes as “the Australian cricket equivalent of a golfer lining up his first tee shot at Augusta.” No wonder it’s called ‘Test’ cricket.
Of course, the other big talking point in Melbourne today is the captain’s little finger. Ricky Ponting trained with no reported effects on Friday, and he’s declared himself a certain starter for this Test.
That said, if his runs drought continues, the critics and haters will no doubt point to the injury as a reason for him to have sat the game out. Actually, on second thought, they probably wouldn’t need the injury as reason for omission.
Michael Clarke and Phillip Hughes both need big runs too, and a lengthy testing period in Melbourne fighting their way to a score is just what the team requires of them.
Likewise for England, questions remain over the form of Paul Collingwood and Steve Finn, the fitness of Jimmy Anderson, and indeed, how well they recover for the dramatic reversal of fortunes in Perth.
Either way, the Boxing Day Ashes Test shapes as one of the most exciting contests in recent memory. Win here, and either team gets a major momentum boost for Sydney, and one hand back on the Urn.
The series doesn’t get any more in the balance than it is this morning.
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December 26th 2010 @ 7:50am
Ian Whitchurch said | December 26th 2010 @ 7:50am | Report comment
Am I the only cricket fan who doesnt approve of match fixing with a curator ?
A pitch should have it’s natural character, and home field advantage will come because the home team gets used to how it plays – but if you wouldnt fix a match with drugs, and if you wouldnt fix a match with thugs, then dont fix it with a curator.
December 26th 2010 @ 8:11am
Lolly said | December 26th 2010 @ 8:11am | Report comment
Ian, what makes you think the MCG wicket is being fixed? Or do you mean that the Perth wicket was?
I’d drop Hilfy, if I had to make a choice but then Sidds isn’t really much chop as an opening bowler and we all know that MItch isn’t an opening bowler’s bootlace.
December 26th 2010 @ 8:17am
Ian Whitchurch said | December 26th 2010 @ 8:17am | Report comment
Lolly,
No, the Perth wicket was great – it was quick, it had bounce, you could score runs off it … it was a really, really good Perth wicket.
It was the two paras where the author hoped that the curator fixed the pitch to nullify Swann that annoyed me.
Regrettably, I think the pitch will be a lowish, slowish dropin pitch with no turn, because thats the nature of drop-in pitches. I hope Im wrong.
Personally, I’d like to see the MCG get it’s schitzophrenic two-paced nature back.
December 26th 2010 @ 9:53am
Timmypig said | December 26th 2010 @ 9:53am | Report comment
Brett I hope you don’t mind me hijacking the thread … but here’s another ‘big question’ …
How come listening to Jim, Skull, Aggers et al on ABC is so out of sync with Ch 9′s footage? I hate the 9 commentary, but I suspect I’ll have to put up with it.
December 26th 2010 @ 3:51pm
GibbonsmcGibbons said | December 26th 2010 @ 3:51pm | Report comment
It’s due to digital TV being a slower method of connectivity than radio waves.. The biggest downside to digital TV is having to deal with the 9 commentary.
December 26th 2010 @ 4:09pm
Timmypig said | December 26th 2010 @ 4:09pm | Report comment
Cheers Gibbons
I hadn’t anticipated such a gap between my Ch 9 (delivered by Foxtel over cable) and my ABC (delivered by Bigpond also over cable).
Ended up not mattering – the kids came home and wanted to play with the Wii that Santa delivered, so I lost the telly. Probably a good thing give what’s transpired.
December 26th 2010 @ 11:37am
Ian Whitchurch said | December 26th 2010 @ 11:37am | Report comment
Well, Hughes didnt get runs, Ponting didnt get runs, Watson didnt get runs and, well, Hussey didnt get runs either.
Looks like it all comes down to Mitch.
December 26th 2010 @ 5:18pm
Melanie Dinjaski said | December 26th 2010 @ 5:18pm | Report comment
But our captain-in-waiting Michael Clarke top scored….and you all wanted him dropped!
December 26th 2010 @ 12:39pm
Ranger said | December 26th 2010 @ 12:39pm | Report comment
Brett and others, I just read an article in SMH, according to which cricket is on the way to irrelevance in Australia.
http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/greedy-game-is-just-not-cricket-20101225-197gi.html
Wonder whats your take on it ?
December 26th 2010 @ 12:55pm
Ranger said | December 26th 2010 @ 12:55pm | Report comment
5 down fellas. Its all upto Mssrs. Haddin and Johnson now…
December 26th 2010 @ 1:30pm
Ian Whitchurch said | December 26th 2010 @ 1:30pm | Report comment
If I didnt barrack for Bangladesh, I’d be feeling pretty pissed off around now.
Roll on April.
December 26th 2010 @ 2:43pm
johnyfairplay said | December 26th 2010 @ 2:43pm | Report comment
you must be kidding me Brett – Aus is at an all-time rock bottom.
Perth used to be the fastest and bounciest track on the planet, a cakewalk today for test cricket teams. Last week it only exposed Australia and England for being numbers 4 and 5 in the world and sliding.
Aus 98 all out at the MCG.
December 26th 2010 @ 5:47pm
Melanie Dinjaski said | December 26th 2010 @ 5:47pm | Report comment
26/12/2010 – The day Australian cricket died. Now let’s make a new set of Ashes, and forget this whole thing ever happened.
December 26th 2010 @ 3:07pm
Mark Raymond said | December 26th 2010 @ 3:07pm | Report comment
The bowlers have been ok, except for the fact of having no spinners, but our Aussie batsmen are probably the worst group I have ever seen. Completely lacking in technique, with the sole exception of Hussey. When he goes, all hope goes with him. Now it’s a case of trying 2 or 3 new batsmen for Sydney with a view to the future