Is there an elephant in the Wallabies camp?
By George Shirling, 16 Jul 2011 The Crowd is a Roar Guru
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It hasn’t taken very long for a win in a two-horse race to prompt Elton Flatley to declare: “They’re (All Blacks) not getting any younger”. Lauding the Reds and acknowledging their seriously entertaining playing style has given a much-needed boost to Australian rugby, particularly so in a World Cup year.
What the Reds’ track record in 2011 and win in the Super Rugby has NOT done, though, is to give any validation to the spruikers.
They now:
1. Draw a direct connection to Australia’s chances in the 2011 World Cup, and
2. Make extraneous evaluations comparing “Australia’s all-conquering youngsters” to plodding and ‘past it’ key All Blacks players
The elephant that entered the room (and trampled many self-overheated experts and commentators) in the 2003 and 2007 Rugby World Cups already has its head in the Australian team room in 2011.
In 2003, by demeaning their English opponents with labels like boring, arrogant, and ‘Dad’s army’, and the diversion of Jonny Wilkinson (“That’s all they’ve got”), the Australian management, followers, and media, were burnt by the fire they had lit themselves.
Putting down the opposition with what is really no more than infantile sledging about some thought-up weakness, is what many see as part of the “mental game”. Or, as is stated in coverage of Flatley, “firing a psychological shot across the Tasman”.
This does two things.
Firstly, people (including players themselves) will start to believe the fantasy created; and secondly, it encourages a view that sports contests are more predicable and manageable than they really are.
In both 2003 and 2007, Australia fell into exactly this trap.
Following the 2003 World Cup, England’s coach, Clive Woodward said: “I still don’t understand why some teams continued to try and wind us up… thy just don’t learn. The best (response) is to say nothing, because all those comments just helped us”.
In the 2007 World Cup, England did not have the luxury of a winning reputation nor copious talent, indeed, Mike Catt was 36 years old.
Australia’s coach, John Connolly, kept sprouting quite naïve and inappropriate predictions about how England would play the game, and that his well-tuned, young and adventurous Australian team were capable of meeting all challenges.
No ‘psychological edge’ was ever gained. Differences (or weaknesses?) were highlighted and we all know Australia lost the game, albeit narrowly (10 -12).
Captain Stirling Mortlock was left in the invidious position of having to admit: “Perhaps the occasion got to us”.
Sportwriter Roy Masters, summed it up thus:
“Australia were beaten in every aspect of the game. England’s principle weakness(s) were never tested”.
Now in 2011, the tsunami of astonishing commentary has begun.
Self-serving and wishful thinking abounds, flawed connections are being made, and ‘psychology’ is seducing both the seducer and the seduced.
Wallabies beware: there is an elephant in the room, and he looks very familiar to the one that was there in 2003 and 2007!
George Shirling is the author of ”Exploding Sports Myths“
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July 16th 2011 @ 6:53am
Salacious said | July 16th 2011 @ 6:53am | Report comment
What’s needed are some newer, more humble cliches. Here’s some for Robbie Deans to practise.
“Aw hell, we just don’t have the cattle to beat the All Blacks. They’re bigger, faster and smarter than we are.”
“To be honest, we expect the Boks to blow us right off the park.”
“Us beat France? That’ll be the day.”
“We’ll do our best against Ireland, but frankly, I don’t hold out much hope.”
“England aren’t only a better team than we are, all their players have superior pedigrees.”
July 16th 2011 @ 9:11am
baybum said | July 16th 2011 @ 9:11am | Report comment
careful, if you keep writing such well thought through and insightful articles the wallaby brains trust might listen and learn something! Wouldn’t want to ruin the tradion of australians choking on their own words….
July 16th 2011 @ 11:20am
George Shirling said | July 16th 2011 @ 11:20am | Report comment
Eric, As you say “the best team will win” – but, why dig a hole that you then have to climb out of ?
George Shirling
July 16th 2011 @ 1:26pm
Blinky Bill of Bellingen said | July 16th 2011 @ 1:26pm | Report comment
I’m sick and tired of ‘our guys’ giving ammo to the enemy.
I think it’s time to distance ourselves from Elton & point out to all and sundry that perhaps he’s had one too many knocks to the head.
July 16th 2011 @ 1:45pm
p.Tah said | July 16th 2011 @ 1:45pm | Report comment
I agree we dont want to give anyone any ammo, but has anyone read what Elton said? Hardly provocative stuff, he actually said I don’t want to give them any ammo. But let’s use this as a warning and gag everyone else!
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/wallabies/wallabies-world-cup-star-elton-flatley-fires-psychological-shot-at-new-zealand-ahead-of-tri-nations/story-e6frf55l-1226094822012
July 16th 2011 @ 2:12pm
winston said | July 16th 2011 @ 2:12pm | Report comment
Australian teams always worry me when they don’t talk themselves up.
July 16th 2011 @ 4:53pm
dunc said | July 16th 2011 @ 4:53pm | Report comment
If i were a Wallabies fan, I would not worry. Last week Robbie Deans said in terms of preparing the team for the upcoming internationals that “we have individualized the situation.”
This ranks alongside his “owning the reality” coment…the man is a genius and the ABs are screwed….
July 16th 2011 @ 4:57pm
p.Tah said | July 16th 2011 @ 4:57pm | Report comment
Ok, I need subtitles at Dean’s press conferences. I’ve got no idea what he’s talking about. Is it some rare Catabrian dialect I’m not familiar with?
July 16th 2011 @ 5:19pm
Jim Webster said | July 16th 2011 @ 5:19pm | Report comment
I couldnt agree with George Shirling more… In my many years involved with so many sports, it has proven to be the silliest & most costly thing to put down rivals before the starting whistle. Players/competitors start to believe the fantasy that they have themselves created and it only stirs the supposed lesser team or opponents to much greater achievements.
July 16th 2011 @ 5:51pm
Johnno said | July 16th 2011 @ 5:51pm | Report comment
there are a lot of white elephants in the wallaby camp, that should not be there especially the head office the ARU with john oneil the main white elephant, with all there bad management designs.