24 more years, boys! 24 more years!
By Garth Hamilton, 25 Oct 2011 Garth Hamilton is a Roar Expert
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New Zealand captain Richie McCaw (left) and coach Graham Henry hold the Rugby World Cup. AAP/NZN Image/SNPA, David Rowland
Yeah, take that All Blacks. You might have won your second World Cup, but it took you 24 years to do it. That’s right, I said it. You and your fourth string flyhalf. I know what’s going on. You think you can just snaffle this World Cup and we’ll all forget the fun we’ve had these last 24 years.
Not for a minute.
Watching the drama and agony of the world’s best side getting bested in knock-out rugby these last two and a half decades has been a guilty pleasure we’ve all indulged in, sometimes with a little too much relish.
Now you’ve gone and broken the chain, but don’t think we’re going to stop calling every New Zealand loss a choke.
Nup, that’s in the fine print.
We still get to pull that one out no matter how well your opposition plays or how bad the ref was. So don’t go getting too full of yourselves, like England did after 2003, or we’ll be there waiting, gagging, for you to choke, as it were.
It’s a big hole to fill – 24 years of choke.
For the next 24 years, we’re going to need some new quips to throw at you I guess but that shouldn’t be too hard.
Let’s see;
You only win at home.
You only beat the French.
Wales would have destroyed you.
Yeah, I’m getting a bit carried away with that last one but that’s the fun. You guys were friggin awesome and apart from the final you were the never tested.
Against Australia, you put on an eighty minute haka while we stood back (were belted back) playing kicksies.
In the fina,l France rose to your level and then some but you held on, held them out and now hold the trophy. Thierry Dusautoir, the French captain, was absolutely immense as were Imanol Harinordoquy, Lionel Nallet and Aurelien Rougerie.
Yet, even with these champions playing the games of their lives, you kept on until they had nothing left.
And, at the death of this World Cup, there is nothing left but praise for a wonderful New Zealand team. It is too much to single out any one player as you’ve elevated the meaning of team play in this tournament however the opportunity to thank and farewell Brad Thorn for a fitting end to a grand career won’t come again.
What an absolute legend!
I might be getting carried away again, but I believe that in 24 years time (when New Zealand presumably will win their third World Cup) people will find it hard to believe that he achieved what he did in both union and league. Even now, with the evidence before our eyes it seems a little bizarre, mostly because he remains so humble.
Just to recap a few highlights;
State of Origin Winner
NRL Grand Final Winner
Australian Rugby League Representative
NPC Winner
Super Rugby Winner
New Zealand Rugby Union Representative
Grand Slam Winner
Tri-Nations Winner
World Cup Winner
What chance anyone will ever do this again and still retain, like the vast majority of his team mates, every appearance of being a humble and decent bloke?
What an absolute legend! What a way to end a 24 year wait!
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October 25th 2011 @ 5:28am
Taniwha said | October 25th 2011 @ 5:28am | Report comment
Should have guessed by the title that this article would be a waste of my time reading it.
October 25th 2011 @ 12:20pm
Jokerman said | October 25th 2011 @ 12:20pm | Report comment
Ahh Garth, see where the ego takes to you? You craved for the French to win through absolute envy and when it didn’t happen, well you try some form of defense, which is attacking The All Blacks. Truth is, the All Blacks have stopped a pattern, and a new time will emerge.
The All Blacks didnt panick when the pressure came on, they stayed in the moment with their strength and power…that moment continued, moment to moment, returning what is, their essense …not the old which was fear and panick, and we won. When you change a pattern, life changes it stops bringing the same stuff. I feel the All Black will win 3 of the next 5 world cups. The baggage is gone, a fresh breeze runs through.
What a game!!!!! I dreamt the result 8 years ago. I said it, it happened. It is.
October 25th 2011 @ 5:28am
Bazza all black said | October 25th 2011 @ 5:28am | Report comment
Errrr, thanks?
October 25th 2011 @ 5:42am
Moaman said | October 25th 2011 @ 5:42am | Report comment
If you promise to go out and buy/eat one of our apples this week I will smile and accept the “24 more years” barb in the humorous way I’m sure it was intended! Now we have ‘Alice’ back home we can afford to be less touchy fellow-kiwis,can’t we?
Brad Thorn is a legend and I believe he will be really missed.The example he has set for work ethic,performance and longevity will live long in my memory and should inspire the younger locks like Whitelock,Boric and co.
heard Nonu on the radio this morning; He mentioed being unable to sleep properly as far back as the quarter-final.
October 25th 2011 @ 12:05pm
WQ said | October 25th 2011 @ 12:05pm | Report comment
Here Here Moaman,
Brad Thorn is a legend and will be sorely missed by the All Black set up. Hopefully some of his work ethic both on and off the paddock has become part of the All Black culture.
October 25th 2011 @ 12:29pm
Touko said | October 25th 2011 @ 12:29pm | Report comment
Don’t forget McCaw. Legendary performances for a decade and finally a World Cup winner.
October 25th 2011 @ 4:18pm
AndyS said | October 25th 2011 @ 4:18pm | Report comment
Good call Moa. Best “24 year” line I’ve heard is that all the little Kiwis conceived Sunday night are on their way to repeat the dose…
October 25th 2011 @ 6:00am
Sportym said | October 25th 2011 @ 6:00am | Report comment
Can’t wait till 2035!!! Wonder which French team will turn up?
October 25th 2011 @ 6:29am
mace 22 said | October 25th 2011 @ 6:29am | Report comment
That twenty four year wait doesn’t seem that long ago on monday as it did on saturday, for some strange reason.
October 25th 2011 @ 9:08am
Galaxy Hop said | October 25th 2011 @ 9:08am | Report comment
Well we know the ABs won’t turn up unless the tournament’s in their backyard.
October 25th 2011 @ 9:22am
katzilla said | October 25th 2011 @ 9:22am | Report comment
Undefeated in world cups at home bud
Can you say the same?
October 25th 2011 @ 1:52pm
drop kick said | October 25th 2011 @ 1:52pm | Report comment
Two World Cups won on foreign soil, how long before you will be able to say that
October 25th 2011 @ 2:47pm
mace 22 said | October 25th 2011 @ 2:47pm | Report comment
after 2019. Which will be less time than you can say two world cups won at home undefeated. Also Katzilla how do you get the smiley faces. Damn computers.
October 25th 2011 @ 3:02pm
katzilla said | October 25th 2011 @ 3:02pm | Report comment
With a ; followed closely by a ) for a wink.
: followed by a ) for smiley
October 25th 2011 @ 2:47pm
Guru said | October 25th 2011 @ 2:47pm | Report comment
Yeah, another thing to remember, is the Wobblies are only one more failure away from a 20 year wait between victories! 1999 is starting to seem like a long time ago now! 2003 is another pertinent date not to be forgotten….Let’s hope they have at least won the bledisloe back by 2015!! I def expect big things from this youthful wallabies side over the next 4 years, and Deans should be given the chance to reap the rewards for a team he has created. Let’s not forget, he has guided you to 2nd in the world rankings, an impressive record in recent years over SA incl breaking the ‘away’ hoodoo in SA, plus got you one step closer to a world cup final than last time. Give him time, like the NZRU & RFU did with Henry & Woodward. Both were rewarded for their loyalty & belief.
October 26th 2011 @ 11:36pm
Sonny said | October 26th 2011 @ 11:36pm | Report comment
sour grapes drop kick…. those 2 world cups were won last millenium 1900s… we’re in 2000s now… Throughout this millenium, the Wallabies have CHOKED… 2003, 2007 and 2011. Yes that’s right, you have the rights to that tag now Aussie!!!!
October 25th 2011 @ 6:04am
Relieved said | October 25th 2011 @ 6:04am | Report comment
Great stuff. just because we won you’d be doing yourselves a disservice to let us have all the fun now. nice blend of cheekiness and tribute. Brad will be missed.
October 25th 2011 @ 6:41am
Keepin' it real said | October 25th 2011 @ 6:41am | Report comment
Taniwha…perhaps you missed the fact that the whole article is written in jest and is actually a tribute to an amazing all black side…
October 25th 2011 @ 11:34am
WoobliesFan said | October 25th 2011 @ 11:34am | Report comment
He’s too precious to realise.
October 25th 2011 @ 7:00am
rae1 said | October 25th 2011 @ 7:00am | Report comment
Jealous Much! lol
October 25th 2011 @ 7:21am
Damo said | October 25th 2011 @ 7:21am | Report comment
Precious… much?!!
Hang the gloves up NZ. Listen to Moa – you’ve got the cup. You can turn off the anxiety now.
Agreed re Thorn.
The ultimate competitor. And grace in defeat at S15 final.
He’s partly Aussie, isn’t he?
Congratulations Moa. It must bring a sense of national relief to finally lift the cup after dominating the game for most of that 24 years. And happy for Christchurch too. There are many in NZ needing some good news this year. Good luck to them.
October 25th 2011 @ 9:06am
Galaxy Hop said | October 25th 2011 @ 9:06am | Report comment
Part Aussie? Be closer to say part Kiwi.
October 25th 2011 @ 2:58pm
Moaman said | October 25th 2011 @ 2:58pm | Report comment
Damo-Thanks.Got quite emotional this weekend actually…more emotional than euphoric,strangely.Prior to the Final..the more I thought about the people involved,from (Jock )Hobbs to Henry,Smiths W/C,McCaw/Carter/Mealamu/Muliaina/Woodcock/Thorn et al the more important it became that we win it.I could probably have handled another slip ,another disappointment but those guys deserve to tick that box imo.
I STILL believe these quadrennial world cups are a blight on the game inasmuch that they detract from the traditional value placed upon individual matches and results.I also believe that the format is in need of a major,major overall so that the best teams reach the final and not the luckiest.(This may have sounded like sour grapes when i said it before.)
Finally,there are many people hurting in this country now for various reason.If winning Alice can bring them(us) a slice of joy…what better reason to steal it from the Lucky Country?! ps. Had your mob not lost to Ireland and we had had to play a game like that in the semi….you blokes might well be celebrating now instead of us
October 25th 2011 @ 7:51am
kingplaymaker said | October 25th 2011 @ 7:51am | Report comment
Northern hemisphere and especially British Isles journalists love to exaggerate the quality of their teams. Wales would have been destroyed and are outrageously overrated.
If you want to praise a northern hemisphere team praise France, who are outstanding when they bother to play and were only held back by bad coaching and the refusal to select match-winners Bastareaud and Heymans.
Wales could never have put in a fraction of that French performance.
Expect New Zealand to do badly for the next year or two, for reasons I won’t go into.
October 25th 2011 @ 8:24am
katzilla said | October 25th 2011 @ 8:24am | Report comment
Everyone shhh, I think KPM has moved onto to harassing France and Lievermonts selections, the 1000 post war on Henry’s selections might be over………
October 25th 2011 @ 10:17am
kingplaymaker said | October 25th 2011 @ 10:17am | Report comment
katzilla I always said Lievremont was awful, like De Villiers and the worst of all imaginable coaches: Martin Johnson.
Henry is judged by rather higher standards, whether for better or worse.
October 25th 2011 @ 8:05am
kiwidave said | October 25th 2011 @ 8:05am | Report comment
State of Origin Winner
NRL Grand Final Winner
Australian Rugby League Representative
NPC Winner
Super Rugby Winner
New Zealand Rugby Union Representative
Grand Slam Winner
Tri-Nations Winner
World Cup Winner
Also Bledisloe cup winner and Ranfurly shield holder (not sure if he played in a successful challenge but definitely defended the log o wood)
October 25th 2011 @ 1:04pm
p.Tah said | October 25th 2011 @ 1:04pm | Report comment
Shows that he is also smart. He chose to play for teams he knew could be champions and he worked hard to play his part in that goal.
October 25th 2011 @ 1:08pm
p.Tah said | October 25th 2011 @ 1:08pm | Report comment
Anyone read Thorns’ wikipedia entry lately:
“Future (2011-Future)
After signing to play with Japanese club Fukuoka Sanix, Brad Thorn is the heavy favourite to defeat Godzilla in their upcoming encounter.
It is also expected that Thorn will become the first king once New Zealand establishes their own monarchy.”