I like Kiwi Lamb in my Irish Stew
By Uncle Argyle, 31 May 2012 Uncle Argyle is a Roar Guru
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In Australia, rugby fans are giddy with excitement at the prospect of the three tests against the visiting Six Nations champions Wales, leading into the first ever Rugby Championship (formerly the Tri-Nations).
However, as rugby fans, we should also be aware that there will be another epic feast of rugby across the ditch, when the world champion All Blacks take on the might of Ireland.
I hope to see Kiwi lamb cooked perfectly in a hearty Irish stew!
Although I am all for the ANZAC traditions and value our Kiwi cousins (all 53,000 of them who move here per annum and have made the Gold Coast a diplomatic pocket of South Auckland), I will not cheer for them against the men from the emerald isle.
Approximately 30% of Australians, around 7 million, claim Irish heritage when it suits them. And I am one of these, ensuring I will be draped in green come kick off.
Although the Welsh are the current Six Nations champions, Ireland will be no pushover. If anyone saw the recent Heineken Cup final between Leinster and Ulster, I would be surprised to hear anyone argue that Irish rugby isn’t strong.
This coupled with a solid 2011 Rugby World Cup performance and a squad that possesses both a blend of youth and experience, the series promises to be fast, physical and entertaining. The Irish squad contains names such as Brian O’Driscoll, Ronan O’Gara, Andrew Trimble, Johnny Sexton and the impressive Keith Earls.
A rock hard pack boasting Sean O’Brien, Rory Best, Mike Ross and Donnacha O’Callaghan ensures that the Irish will be more than competitive against the world champions even if Munster legend Paul O’Connell is eventually ruled unfit for the tour.
The match-ups I most eagerly anticipate are Richie McCaw v Sean O’Brien, Brian O’Driscoll v Conrad Smith, Rob Kearney v Israel Dagg and Mike Ross v Tony Woodcock. My rugby head says New Zealand will win the series but there is the optimist Australian in me that prays for at least one Irish test win.
I don’t believe the All Blacks will be suffering any hang over from the 2011 Rugby World Cup and will be looking to go to England 2015 with a 100% defence rate of the William Webb Ellis trophy, commencing with a series defeat of Declan Kidney’s men. However, as Australia learned in 2011, never underestimate Ireland.
I trust the ghosts of Ned Kelly, Peter Lalor and Ben Chifley will be cheering on the Irish, with the rest of the other 7,000,000 Irish/Australians, when they take on the All Blacks and the 4,500,000 New Zealanders they represent.
About now I am expecting to hear chants of ‘convicts’! Our kiwi cousins are often quick to remind us that we are the convicts and they are the free settlers and they are right!
But – and this is despite me cheering for Ireland – there’s no place I’d rather be.
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May 31st 2012 @ 4:40am
Geoff Brisbane now California said | May 31st 2012 @ 4:40am | Report comment
So the wallaby stew looks unless likely? or do you think the scots and the welsh are less likely to trouble the yellow and greens? hmmm I would say that the irish have MORE of a liking for wallaby stew then kiwi hangi although the unthinkable could happen just look at Samoa last year i GUESS.
May 31st 2012 @ 5:28am
Emric said | May 31st 2012 @ 5:28am | Report comment
I’m part Irish, and part Maori – half of me wants to get drunk the other half doesn’t want to pay for it. Billy-t-James
May 31st 2012 @ 9:04am
sixo_clock said | May 31st 2012 @ 9:04am | Report comment
Tick!
May 31st 2012 @ 6:44pm
nickoldschool said | May 31st 2012 @ 6:44pm | Report comment
Read he actually said “Scottish”. nice one anyway
“I’m half-Maori and half-Scottish: one half of me wants to get pissed and the other half doesn’t want to pay for it.’
May 31st 2012 @ 6:02am
mania said | May 31st 2012 @ 6:02am | Report comment
AB’s never underestimate the irish
May 31st 2012 @ 6:10am
Pot Hale said | May 31st 2012 @ 6:10am | Report comment
Well done Uncle.
I’m confidently expecting a 3-0 series win. It’s in the bag.
May 31st 2012 @ 8:11am
Uncle Argyle said | May 31st 2012 @ 8:11am | Report comment
Thanks Pot, lets hope but I was watching Matt Williams & Neil Francis on The Breakdown and they reckon NZ is the toughest place to tour. Ireland will have to be on thier game but here’s hoping…
May 31st 2012 @ 8:14am
mania said | May 31st 2012 @ 8:14am | Report comment
i though SA would be the hardest place to tour…but then i live in NZ
May 31st 2012 @ 8:26am
Uncle Argyle said | May 31st 2012 @ 8:26am | Report comment
I thought it was France but red wine and French cuisine doesn’t sound that tough…groin grabbing and rucking aside. Sorry Buck!
May 31st 2012 @ 12:44pm
Jerry said | May 31st 2012 @ 12:44pm | Report comment
In terms of results, NZ would be – you can count the number of home losses in the last decade on one hand (Eng 03, SA 08 & 09, Fra 09).
May 31st 2012 @ 12:46pm
mania said | May 31st 2012 @ 12:46pm | Report comment
is that more to do with home ground advantage or the fact its the AB’s?
supposed you’d have to ask a non NZ resident and take their word for it.
i would’ve thought tho for hostility it would be SA as their crowds a uber passionate.
May 31st 2012 @ 1:05pm
Jerry said | May 31st 2012 @ 1:05pm | Report comment
It’s both. It doesn’t really matter if you’ve got an intimidating arena and partisan home crowd if you’re easybeats (eg Italy at the San Siro). Eden Park isn’t as intimidating as Ellis Park or Twickenham as a structure, but people know the AB’s are extremely hard to beat there.
May 31st 2012 @ 2:02pm
Moaman said | May 31st 2012 @ 2:02pm | Report comment
I am too,Pot.
May 31st 2012 @ 6:24am
justsaying said | May 31st 2012 @ 6:24am | Report comment
Having never lost to the Irish, there will be some decent pressure on the All Blacks in this series. Nothing less than 3-0 will be acceptable. The Irish will be match fit, will have had more time together than the All Blacks, and they get 3 cracks at them in a row (which I’m pretty sure has never happened before). There is a hell of a lot riding on this series!
May 31st 2012 @ 7:53am
Tony Wright said | May 31st 2012 @ 7:53am | Report comment
Kiwis have deep Irish roots too Uncle, the original names for the North & South Islands were New Munster, & New Leinster, and many of the first generation of All Blacks were Irish born.
Celtic history lesson aside, the All Blacks will still beat them easily in this series.
The Irish may go close in the first test as the All Blacks find their feet again, but the rest of the series could be a touch embarrassing for the boys from the Emerlad Isle.
May 31st 2012 @ 8:07am
Uncle Argyle said | May 31st 2012 @ 8:07am | Report comment
Thanks for the history lesson Tony. Always happy to learn and was not aware of the New Munster\Leinster thing. Enjoy the rugby.
May 31st 2012 @ 1:15pm
Pot Hale said | May 31st 2012 @ 1:15pm | Report comment
Actually the names were New Munster and New Ulster. There was a separate bit called New Leinster which eventually merged with Munster (only in New Zealand!). They were all named after the provinces of Ireland in the early/mid 1800s.
May 31st 2012 @ 2:12pm
Sprigs said | May 31st 2012 @ 2:12pm | Report comment
I get your references, but just to round off the history…
Long before the Irish set foot, the names were Te Ika a Maui — “the fish of Maui’–(North Island) and Te Wai Pounamu — “the waters of greenstone” (South Island).
Aotearoa “(Land of the Long White Cloud”) is another name, though some South Island Maori disagree.
May 31st 2012 @ 8:34am
Seti said | May 31st 2012 @ 8:34am | Report comment
Might of Ireland, please!
When they lose 3-0 and Tonga win the PNC, they will rightly be placed above the might of Ireland in the IRB rankings.
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May 31st 2012 @ 9:08am
sixo_clock said | May 31st 2012 @ 9:08am | Report comment
Lets hope the last game is the decider and injuries don’t whittle down their strengths
May 31st 2012 @ 9:23am
Dasher said | May 31st 2012 @ 9:23am | Report comment
I share your optimism and your tartan, UA.
May 31st 2012 @ 10:17am
Uncle Argyle said | May 31st 2012 @ 10:17am | Report comment
Clearly your a man of taste and intelligence.
May 31st 2012 @ 9:31am
mickh said | May 31st 2012 @ 9:31am | Report comment
It certainly is a mouthwatering series. Ireland will be comfortable in NZ after the recent World Cup and They will have plenty of support.
I think they will win their first ever test against the All Blacks but lose the series 2-1.
Thank God for the return of proper tours.
Good luck to Ireland. I hope they go home with the trophy.
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