First day at school for new-look Wallabies
By Will McCloy, 1 Jun 2012 Will McCloy is a Roar Pro
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Wallabies coach Robbie Deans. AAP Image/Dave Hunt
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When Cooper Vuna was asked yesterday who it was that gave him the good news he had made the Wallabies squad, he wasn’t sure. “Err… I’m not sure who it was on the phone. I think his name was Bob.”
The former Newcastle Knight is likely to make his Test debut on Tuesday against Six Nations strugglers Scotland, and he doesn’t yet know the names of the playing group, let alone the staff.
It’s the same with fellow league convert Joe Tomane. I asked the 22-year-old if he knew everyone’s names yet.
“Nah, I just call them all bro. Or maybe cuz.”
With 15 uncapped players, Robbie Deans has a group of men with comparatively little experience, but enthusiasm seeping through their pores. For many of them, Scotland may as well be New Zealand, and Hunter Stadium looms as large as any ground in world rugby.
It’s a squad with a lot to learn, and a wide expanse of blue sky on the horizon.
What we will most likely see on Tuesday night in the Steel City is a group getting to know each other, and providing flashes of individual brilliance while failing to produce a solid team effort.
The side won’t be the first string Wallabies outfit, with the three-Test series against Wales a much tougher prospect, and a four-day turnaround before the opener in Brisbane.
Many will arrive in Newcastle having played a Super Rugby match over the weekend. For the Brumbies and the Rebels, it will be against each other. When I asked Tomane about his anticipation of a Test cap, he said he was simply looking for a win over the Rebels, and he meant it.
With the competition as finely balanced as it is, a local derby means enough to put the idea of a green and gold jumper momentarily in the shadows, and with just a few days in between, there will be precious little time to prepare mentally.
The ‘camp’ in Sydney began on Tuesday night and is already over, the players with Super commitments returning to their respective home bases.
Before yesterday’s rushed media session, a frantic few hours were spent on the paddock learning the moves, memorising the lineout calls, and trying to develop some form of cohesion while calling out, ‘Cuz, I’m open’.
It’s no kind of preparation for a national side, particularly one with such little experience.
Despite that, the win will probably come, but it won’t be as emphatic as we hope, or as ruthless as we expect. The inevitable criticism will follow, but withhold your judgment until after the final Test against Wales on June 23.
Perhaps with four Tests under their belt, this side will give us hope as well as moments of stunning rugby.
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June 1st 2012 @ 2:06am
bluerose said | June 1st 2012 @ 2:06am | Report comment
i like the ”cuz” part………that made my day
June 1st 2012 @ 2:57am
Johnno said | June 1st 2012 @ 2:57am | Report comment
So looking forwad to test match rugby union coming to regional Australia and newcastle and the hunter like football have a rich tradition . The working class people of Newcastle are great . Enjoy it Newcastle you deserve it.
Newcastle and the hunter are rugby areas contrary to popular myths. It is just joey johns and chief harrigon and matt johns and those other galaxy of knights stars debunk the myth that Newcastle is just a rugby league town or even a basketball town with th eold newcastle falcons.
Love to see rugby test matches in townsville to, they played them in 2003 world cup in hobart and townsville it was great.
Up in armidale to in the New england Tony Windsor country they love rugby union up at the universities like UNE and the colleges orb college and st albert college rugby nurseries. Damien Smith the bloke who played for wallabies and waked campo all those years ago went to st alberts college up at UNE Armidale.
Good luck Newy I hope the screaming jets or sliverchair newcastle finest bands play at the test. Daniel Johns would be cool to play at the test and silverchair and the screaming jets.
June 1st 2012 @ 4:25am
King of the Gorgonites said | June 1st 2012 @ 4:25am | Report comment
It sounds like the good people of Newcastle have really got behind this test. Brilliant effort. I am well pumped for this one. Interesting to see what the team is.
June 1st 2012 @ 8:54am
Albo said | June 1st 2012 @ 8:54am | Report comment
My Novocastrian girlfriend surprised me with tickets a few weeks ago. Can’t wait to see a match back in a regional stadium. And after watching 2nd Grade Old Iggies vs Knox draw 0-0 last weekend I don’t care what the scoreline is!
June 1st 2012 @ 12:32pm
Who Needs Melon said | June 1st 2012 @ 12:32pm | Report comment
That’s nice of her! So who are you taking?
June 1st 2012 @ 1:21pm
Albo said | June 1st 2012 @ 1:21pm | Report comment
Haha… Oh WNM… I was so close to making that joke but it’s been a cold last few nights as it is
June 1st 2012 @ 3:40am
Jiggles said | June 1st 2012 @ 3:40am | Report comment
G’day Brett,
Gosh the gold jumper has been cheapened when a player like Vuna can play test match rugby for Australia. I don’t blame him at all. Who would turn down a test jumper? The ARU, by agreeing to this silly ‘test’ match and forcing a B team to be picked, is giving caps to players who aren’t really worthy of it. It’s a bit pathetic.
June 1st 2012 @ 3:41am
Jiggles said | June 1st 2012 @ 3:41am | Report comment
Sorry Will, I looked at the photo and thought it was Brett. My mistake!
June 1st 2012 @ 6:44am
King of the Gorgonites said | June 1st 2012 @ 6:44am | Report comment
There is only one Brett McKay!
June 1st 2012 @ 8:51am
Brett McKay said | June 1st 2012 @ 8:51am | Report comment
only our mothers can tell us apart…
Great piece too, Will, “bro”…
June 1st 2012 @ 1:00pm
Will McCloy said | June 1st 2012 @ 1:00pm | Report comment
I wish I could grow facial hair like Mr McKay.
There is some merit to your argument – the Wallaby jumper is something to be earnt, and respected. It was a bit bizarre at the camp during the week – so many young faces and wide eyes. Still, there is nothing like the experience of a test match to bring players on, and some of these youngsters who may not seem to have earnt a jersey may become mainstays of the side for the next decade.
June 1st 2012 @ 1:46pm
Brett McKay said | June 1st 2012 @ 1:46pm | Report comment
well there’s a compliment I don’t get evey day..
June 1st 2012 @ 1:51pm
Johnno said | June 1st 2012 @ 1:51pm | Report comment
Brett you are more masculine and handsome than Will.
June 1st 2012 @ 2:01pm
Brett McKay said | June 1st 2012 @ 2:01pm | Report comment
um …. thanks?
June 1st 2012 @ 2:33pm
Tristan Rayner said | June 1st 2012 @ 2:33pm | Report comment
Now I’ve seen everything.
June 1st 2012 @ 3:15pm
Brett McKay said | June 1st 2012 @ 3:15pm | Report comment
you and me both, Tristo..
June 1st 2012 @ 11:59pm
Lorry said | June 1st 2012 @ 11:59pm | Report comment
IMO Brett either channels will mcloy or, sometimes, shane mcgowan with all teeth (as in the current photo!)
June 1st 2012 @ 6:19am
Damo said | June 1st 2012 @ 6:19am | Report comment
Or it may be a stroke of genius.
June 1st 2012 @ 2:13pm
Johnno said | June 1st 2012 @ 2:13pm | Report comment
Your welcome Brett lol.
June 1st 2012 @ 2:22pm
Will McCloy said | June 1st 2012 @ 2:22pm | Report comment
wow this got out of hand.
June 1st 2012 @ 3:32pm
Disgraceful said | June 1st 2012 @ 3:32pm | Report comment
Cooper Vuna is probably 2 to 3 seasons of playing consistently good rugby, meaning in attack and defense, from earning a crack at a gold jersey. If the quotes in this article are in fact true, this thick-head league convert is an embarassment to the sport. I’m utterly apalled at the poltiics that have led to his inclusion.
June 1st 2012 @ 7:21am
Hugo said | June 1st 2012 @ 7:21am | Report comment
The Scots have been given a leg up knowing that some of the most talented Wallabies – renamed the Bandagedcoots – are drinking liniment on the rocks. They also know that due to some regular Wallabies scheduled to start in Newcastle they’ll be some new boys as well, so it’s more Australia + A + B than Australia A. This team will have never played together. Conversely, Scotland has but rather badly.
Still, the Scots will be piped onto the field and they’ll be brave. As one Scots blogger put it: “There is a chance that a front row of Jon Welsh, Ross Ford and Euan Murray will be given the task of crumpling their scrum, but the true area where Scotland could command is in the line-out. Without Horwill and with no Rocky Elsom a lot of responsibility falls to veteran Nathan Sharpe. Kane Douglas is considered more of a grunt man, Caderyn Neville is talented but woefully shy of experience and Hugh Pyle is inconsistent. Richie Gray will target Sharpe if he starts. If not then the away side have the capabilities of getting bodies in the air and snuffing out a drive. Kicks to touch won’t scare them. They may even be welcome. The issue is joining Andy Robinson’s high tempo style with a brutal set-piece. That will set the tone for this tour.”
June 1st 2012 @ 10:00am
Gary Russell-Sharam said | June 1st 2012 @ 10:00am | Report comment
Although I read the entire post and was entertained by the gist of the content, I cant help but be irritated by the over the top publicity a couple of league converts get when people are reporting about the new Wallabies. Not one of the other 13 new faces were mentioned. I have to say after watching both these young men this season I actually quite surprised that they are even in the Wallabies train on side. But we have had some injury i suppose. This is not the only post that has concentrated on Vanu and Tamane I think I have read three others. Gee what must the others think that have made it. Do you have to be a league and Polynesian extract to get publicity. And for all you who think I might be racist forget it. There has hardly been any mention of the other 13 players who (most of them) IMO would be in the team before both of these guys on form. I am not being bigoted I’m just mystified why just two players get all the publicity and IMO they are just not that good. They are good solid super players that have a lot to learn about the game in my book but spare me if they are ready for test rugby!!!!!
June 1st 2012 @ 12:45pm
Boris said | June 1st 2012 @ 12:45pm | Report comment
Agree.
When a leaguie plays rugby they are constantly referred to as ‘ex league player Tomane’ or whatever, but when a rugby player goes to league you never hear them referred to as ‘ex union player Warea-Hargreaves’. Some sections of the media like to make out that rugby players in the NRL are born & bred leaguies but always make it known that a rugby player who has played league before is ‘ex league’, like as though the best rugby players are leaguies anyway.
June 2nd 2012 @ 12:02am
Lorry said | June 2nd 2012 @ 12:02am | Report comment
noone has gone to league since the mid 90s, that’s why!
June 1st 2012 @ 10:13am
Farmer said | June 1st 2012 @ 10:13am | Report comment
Just a couple of points.
Hugo mentions the Scottish bloggers comment that without Horwill and Elsom we would struggle.
I know Elsom is regarded as god-like in NH due to his efforts a couple of years ago, but I think I would be speaking for most Walalby supporters in saying that Elsom’s value and glow has receded over the last 2 years due to injuries and father time. If he was not injured at present, he would still not be in the extended squad of 39. I understand he is off to Europe at season end to capitalise on his European “glow” and good luck to him.
It is interesting that the reputation always lasts a few years beyonfd the reality.
The other minor point was the description of the Walalby jumper a sbeing “green and gold”.
I think it is almost totally Gold with hardly any green. Australian colours are not green and gold. No big deal, just an itch that needed to be scratched.
Cheers
June 1st 2012 @ 10:30am
Ben S said | June 1st 2012 @ 10:30am | Report comment
To be fair, I think Elsom’s status as a deity resides solely in Dublin, Farmer.
June 1st 2012 @ 10:21am
Steve said | June 1st 2012 @ 10:21am | Report comment
Gary, it’s unfortunate and boring but unfortunately that’s the sporting environment we live in.
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June 1st 2012 @ 12:55pm
Big Tommy said | June 1st 2012 @ 12:55pm | Report comment
Another average league player about to play test match rugby in no time at all. Says it all really.
June 1st 2012 @ 12:57pm
Will McCloy said | June 1st 2012 @ 12:57pm | Report comment
I wish I could grow facial hair like Mr McKay.
There is some merit to your argument – the Wallaby jumper is something to be earnt, and respected. It was a bit bizarre at the camp during the week – so many young faces and wide eyes. Still, there is nothing like the experience of a test match to bring players on, and some of these youngsters who may not seem to have earnt a jersey may become mainstays of the side for the next decade.
June 1st 2012 @ 1:22pm
Bellringer said | June 1st 2012 @ 1:22pm | Report comment
Big Tommy, I don’t mind that line but you have to look at the other struggling rugby union players that have done the same. Taniela Tuiaki went from 2nd grade manly to a NZ league international in 18 months. Junior Sau and Jared w-h went from the waratahs academy to nz internationals in a short time.
And I’m not sure if they were average league players. Vuna debuted for the Warriors at 17 and represented his country in a world cup and Joe Tomane scored 26 points in a match as an 18 year. I undestand that it may give you some type of satisfaction but it’s lame and embarrassing.
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