A wooden spoon not tainted by tanking
By Andrew Sutherland, 2 Aug 2012 Andrew Sutherland is a Roar Expert
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The most keenly fought premiership for many years will end on the last Saturday of September. But next week – when the Giants meet the Suns for the second time – will most likely see the culmination of another intriguing contest: the battle to avoid the wooden spoon.
In recent years, with number one draft picks there for the losers’ taking, the last rounds have been about winning the wooden spoon. The recent comments by Brock McLean have brought back soiled memories of tanking which the well-meaning system encouraged.
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This season, however, has seen pride return to the foot of the ladder, with the establishment of a new-team rivalry between GWS and the Gold Coast.
In their much-anticipated first clash in Round 7 the Giants were down at three-quarter time but kicked five goals in the final quarter to win by 27 points. The sight of them joyously singing the team song for the first time was a season highlight for many people.
The fortunes of both clubs have changed significantly in recent weeks though. In their last five matches the Giant’s average losing margin has been a whopping 124 points, compared to the Suns’ 44 points. The Gold Coast has also beaten Richmond and lost narrowly to Brisbane and Geelong.
If the Suns win next week as expected they will almost certainly be granting GWS the spoon, which is as it should be really. I felt sorry for the Suns after the loss to the Giants. There was the sense that they were the expansion guinea pigs who had lost their way.
The super kids from the Giants were expected to finish last, and have nothing to be ashamed about. They have played a vigorous style of game against bigger bodies and it’s starting to take its toll. They have been getting plenty of the ball but have conceded a huge number of goals from turnovers.
They are a potentially devastating work in progress and will put each thrashing into the memory bank. While commentating on their twenty goal loss to Collingwood on the weekend Dermott Brereton warned: “But watch out when these kids have played another fifty games”.
Although unlikely, Melbourne could theoretically claim the spoon. The Demons were sitting winless on the bottom of the ladder before they managed to beat Essendon and GWS. The re-emergence of the tanking controversy has reminded them that priority draft picks aren’t as important as a club’s culture.
And it was sad to hear Paul Roos say this week that Melbourne, one of the oldest football clubs in the world, is the only insignificant team in the competition.
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August 2nd 2012 @ 9:31am
Macca said | August 2nd 2012 @ 9:31am | Report comment
Surely this site is running out of excuses to write about the expansion teams!! I can’t imagine how much would be written about them if they had won more than 2 games between them for ther year! And I could see this article being written next week when the Suns actually play the Giants but surely there is something more important this week than the pride of finishing last!
August 2nd 2012 @ 12:01pm
D.Large said | August 2nd 2012 @ 12:01pm | Report comment
Well said Macca, well said.
August 2nd 2012 @ 8:34pm
Justin Curran said | August 2nd 2012 @ 8:34pm | Report comment
August 3rd 2012 @ 1:16am
Bee Bee said | August 3rd 2012 @ 1:16am | Report comment
GWS vs GCS. Its like Frankensteins monster vs Frankensteins monster V2.0. With less electricity. For todays environmentally friendly alco pop drinking generation.
Its like Diet Pepsi vs Diet Coke. Artificial, and leaves a strange after taste. And when you drink it you can’t help thinking you have been controlled by a giant corporation.
GWS vs GCS (the choice of a new generation) A generation that may have never handled a sherrin but they certainly can handle a television remote.
PS… For goodness sake give Tasmania and NT a team you AFL TV rights obsessed meglamaniacs.
August 4th 2012 @ 11:16am
Minister for Information for the Democratic People's Republic of Football said | August 4th 2012 @ 11:16am | Report comment
Well whoever it may be this year, I hope the team that gets the wooden spoon really deserves it. I want them be able to stick out their chest with pride and tell the world:
“No, there was no tanking involved we really were that bad and we deserve this wooden spoon more than anyone else!”
Teams trying to cheat other teams out of the spoon is just bad sportsmanship.