Gold for Australia in Olympic gloating
Australians love a winner. Sure we relish cutting down the tall poppies, but before we do that we love seeing said poppies grow. Of course, if there’s one thing Australians love more than winning, it’s gloating.
It’s something of which I myself am guilty of. Frequently.
Just last weekend, after the Australian women’s 4x100m freestyle relay took our first – and, at time of writing, only – gold, I spent the rest of the evening asking my British co-workers, “how many gold medals have you guys got?”
It’s not as though I’m the only Aussie who’s ever gloated at the expense of the British – it’s something of a national pastime Down Under. What may surprise, however, is that our gloating was rarely over how much better our athletes (once) were than those of the mother country.
No, what we enjoyed instead was gloating at how quickly the Brits cut down their own athletes who failed to live up to expectation.
It’s one thing to say Australians suffer from tall poppy syndrome, but it seemed the Brits suffered from short poppy syndrome.
Those who failed to raise themselves above the pack and shower themselves in glory didn’t deserve sympathy, they deserved an absolute pasting.
As recently as last week the Aussie papers were feeding the home crowd with stories of the infamous British tabloids carving up their failed gold medal chances.
“If a British team bombs, no one lets them know like their own press.” Read the lead-in to a story on the Sydney Morning Herald’s mobile site.
The story was about how the British cycling team, led by Mark Cavendish, had been panned by the British press after they failed to come anywhere near the podium in the men’s road race, an event they were expected to win.
Naturally, the British had been disappointed by the Manx Missile’s misfire. But the general level of goodwill by the Pom press toward their athletes who aren’t making the podium is immense.
Phrases like “great effort”, “couldn’t have tried any harder” and “we’re all so proud” are being relished upon British athletes coming fifth, sixth and seventh by the BBC’s commentators.
Meanwhile, SMH mobile ran a story directly above the one on the British press savaging their own which had a lead-in reading, “Aussie 4x100m relay team bomb and only finish fourth”.
Apparently if an Aussie team “bombs”, our own press are pretty quick to let them know about it.
We have always been gracious winners (except on a cricket pitch), which obviously makes it easier to gloat at bad losers.
But now that the shoe is on the other foot, are our true colours finally showing?
It wasn’t exactly in the Olympic spirit for Emily Seebohm to compare her silver medal to ninth place but her tears would probably have been worse the next day if she read the Aussie papers concerning her efforts.
No athlete has copped it worse than James Magnussen. His mouth may have written a cheque his body couldn’t cash but he missed gold by one 100th of a second.
Silver by literally the slimmest possible margin is still silver. But the level of scrutiny heaped upon athletes who produced two of our best results at this Olympics was embarrassing.
What was more embarrassing was how our media was so keen to heap it on Aussie athletes they’re even having a go at retired champions.
On the BBC, Ian Thorpe has proven himself an astute and articulate pundit on swimming, yet stories have been run over his choice of clothes and habit of starting sentences with the word, “look”. The sources used for these stories? Twitter.
Apparently a negative comment from a nobody on social media is worth reporting in a national newspaper these days. Well, it is if it’s a negative comment on an (ex)Aussie athlete.
The games of the XXXth Olympiad are looking like they’re going to be a pretty forgettable affair for our athletes. However, if we aren’t careful, they’re going to be a turning point for Australian sport.
With the emergence of so many other countries in the pool, the resurgence of the British in both cycling and rowing and our continuing lack of depth on the track, this could be the start of a dark age for Australia at the Olympics (or, as it’s referred to in sport, a rebuilding phase).
So how do we want this dark age to be reported? Are we going to simply follow the lead of those famed losers the British and tear our athletes apart for not winning gold?
Or are we going to do it the way we always have – cheering on the underdog, applauding effort and being proud of those who gave it a fair go.
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August 5th 2012 @ 12:25am
Roger the Alien said | August 5th 2012 @ 12:25am | Report comment
Well, if you judge medals the way the Americans do- total medals- we are actually 8th on the table.
August 5th 2012 @ 11:04am
Tom Callaghan said | August 5th 2012 @ 11:04am | Report comment
Touch of desperation there Roger mate!
August 5th 2012 @ 2:59pm
Roger the Alien said | August 5th 2012 @ 2:59pm | Report comment
Not at all Callaghan. The Americans count total medals. This is a fact. And under this system we sit at number 8 in the order. What is so difficult to understand about that?
August 5th 2012 @ 3:13pm
James said | August 5th 2012 @ 3:13pm | Report comment
gold is what matters, yes it is great to have won silver or bronze but no athlete ever competes and aims to get silver. even if you know you have no real chance you still aim for gold. that is why we only count gold. anyone who has ever played a sport knows that its how many gold that counts.
August 5th 2012 @ 3:17pm
Roger the Alien said | August 5th 2012 @ 3:17pm | Report comment
So our triathlete girl making the podium with a bronze the other day is a failure? This is the girl who recovered from a heart condition.
August 6th 2012 @ 3:16pm
micka said | August 6th 2012 @ 3:16pm | Report comment
Not as much of a success as a silver or gold.
Personal success, yes.
Australian competetive success, notta somuch.
August 5th 2012 @ 12:54am
lolly said | August 5th 2012 @ 12:54am | Report comment
Thorpe is doing a great job as a pundit, but I can’t imagine he’d fit into the swimming presentation on the Aus channels from what I’ve heard of it. His ability and willingness to explain technical things about swimming in an easy manner is very good. The other presenters on the BBC seem to like having him on the team as well.
I stopped reading the Aussie press after Magnussen’s 100m as I found it – in general – embarrassing and insular as well as offensive towards athletes who are doing the best they can. But then not any real surprise there.
August 5th 2012 @ 7:45am
lolly2 said | August 5th 2012 @ 7:45am | Report comment
I agree…….Ian Thorpe has been a very welcome addition to the BBC swimming presenting team. His experience and objective views have been both informative and enlightening.
August 5th 2012 @ 3:15am
Johnno said | August 5th 2012 @ 3:15am | Report comment
-Ian thorpe is such a class above ray hadley, ray warren, or rebecca wilson it is a joke. I feel sorry for susie o’neil having to listen to ray hadley and rebecca wilson. Thorpey and susie o’neil would be great together.
-Australian culture is such a weird one,maybe it stems from our geographic isolation.
We are a nation that suffers tall poppy’s , yet complains and bags out most talented when we don’t perform.
-We look down upon smart people, calling them nerds a lot of the time , or annoying or just not recognising them enough for there achievements, and tall poppies towards smart people, eg like scientists .
-Basically as a ntions it is very hard to win over the masses in Australia and have them love you. Susie o’neil and pat rafter were the 2 nearest things to what aussy fabs or the media defined as acceptable or much loved.
-Brash types we watch but hate or have a love hate relationship with eg shane warne, micheal clarke. That is another funny thing, we love and hate the warnes but spend all eke talking about them not the quiet types like susie o’neil who just go about there business in a orderly fashion.
-Do channel 9 really think we love listening to ray warren, is he a reflection of the majority of australians view on reality or is Ian thorpe, phill liggett who used to do sbs, fox and les, and mike tomaliris who was a total professional when doing a rugby test match.
-Give me the smooth and intellectual sounds of gordon bray any day of the week over ray warren or ray hadley. And dennis cometti was intelligent but could relate to the common man too much better than the parocial ray warren or ray hadley or rebecca wilson.
-I think often if australians do not want intelligent commentary like a Ian thorpe, or gordon bray, or mike tomalaris, or les murray and foz.
August 5th 2012 @ 3:35am
King of the Gorgonites said | August 5th 2012 @ 3:35am | Report comment
The bbc is just a step above what Australia can offer. I have 24 channels to choose from. Thorpe has been very amusing.
August 5th 2012 @ 8:37am
Dean Vincent said | August 5th 2012 @ 8:37am | Report comment
“Those famed losers” now have fourteen gold medals.
August 5th 2012 @ 11:07am
Tom Callaghan said | August 5th 2012 @ 11:07am | Report comment
To add to the 19 0f Beijing and the 211 gained since 1896 putting GB third on all time olympic medal table. GB has recent TdF winner, Ahes winning cricket team, RWC winners, etc…..
August 6th 2012 @ 12:41am
I still call Australia Home said | August 6th 2012 @ 12:41am | Report comment
Lol you’re loving it; 50 comments per day gloating. Not only can you beat us at the Olympics but you put a lot more effort into rubbing it in as well, nice work. Even a crack at our economy, clearly out of jealousy. They key to gloating is to not sound jealous, otherwise it doesn’t work.. write that down for future reference.
I suppose I’d be as chuffed as you if my country was consistently beaten in all the sports they invented. Because when you finally win something, like Ashes or RWC, it must be so sweet! Make the most of it because it might be another 50 years champ.
August 6th 2012 @ 1:58am
Tom Callaghan said | August 6th 2012 @ 1:58am | Report comment
I STILL CALL AUSTRALIA HOME ( but I would not want to go back and live there?)
Mate,
I take it that you are not a student of history. look at the all time Olympics medal table. Britain are third and Australia a long way further down. Look at rugby union and cricket results going back to 2000, say, and it seems that Australia rarely win against British teams. Cripes! Strewth Mate! Call me a flaming golar and I’ll call you a whinging bludger!
Your rugby team has lost to Scotland, bottom of six nations, on last two occasions.
Sixteen golds to GB at time of wriiting and 0ne to Australia. It will be the same margin in Rio in 2016. That will make thrree olympics in succession when GB tops Australia. But you have less golds than New Zealand and South Africa just now.
‘tie me kangeroo down ,sport, tie me kangeroo down….
August 5th 2012 @ 10:10pm
Swampy said | August 5th 2012 @ 10:10pm | Report comment
This Olympics has been a disaster thus far for Australia – why sugar coat it?
The AIS exists for the sole purpose of producing Olympic medals. It’s 18 high performance programs are all Olympic sports.
A NSW academic estimated each Beijing gold medal cost $17m (we won 13). This did not include money for infrastructure (eg 50m pools). Without adjusting for inflation this would mean at this stage each gold at London has cost us $221m.
I want to see Aussies win gold medals but if it costs $200m per gold then serious questions need to be asked as to why failure happened and whether or not our taxpayer money been spent wisely or not.
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August 5th 2012 @ 10:38pm
Patrick said | August 5th 2012 @ 10:38pm | Report comment
QLD is leading Australia in the gold medal tally…
August 8th 2012 @ 11:41pm
EggChaser said | August 8th 2012 @ 11:41pm | Report comment
I think you’ll find that we ‘Poms’ – as you affectionately like to call us – are not gloating at all, we are just proud at seeing some across-the-board success in the last 15 years after decades of non-investment in sport. As a nation we have put up with boring and petulant Oz gloating and pomposity for years, until our funding programme was able to kick in and provide some success. Brits don’t do ‘gloating’ but we are, perhaps, guilty of revelling in major wins when we get them. However, that revelling is diminishing in level as we get used to having more and more success.
You’ll find no gloating in any papers… they are merely reporting what the Oz media is saying, and casting a wry smile at the apparent do-or-die attitude of Australia becoming obsessed with the Kiwi medal position.
The Aussies however, have now become the very label they use for us… “whinging”, and calling out ‘no fair’ just because we are on a jolt-in-the-arm sports programme that paying dividends. When Team GB mopped up the velodrome in Beijing, the Australian cycling team – along with France and the USA – started whinging and crying like babies, stating it was unfair for one country to have so much dominance. You never heard the Brits say that about the pool, or the track… imagine the UK petitioning the relevant sports bodies to disallow more than one Aussie swimmer in any event, or for one sole American or Jamaican in track sprinting? But, that’s what the Aussie’s did.
However, it didn’t work… we, in the interests of a democratic vote (whether we agreed or not), adopted the restrictive changes and have still owned the velodrome. It would have been moregolds had the actual UCI rulebook for the women’s Sprint event been applied equally – i.e. shoulder barging.
What will the Whinging Aussies do next? Perhaps propose a constitution change that disallows GB from entering more than 5 events overall?
Australia has now become the very label that is uses for the Poms… bleating, childish, petulant bores who think that their former sporting history somehow entitles them to ‘own’ a higher position in the medal table than anyone else in perpetuity. Whenever I hear a boorish Aussie in some sports pub offering his ‘worldly advice’ and opinion on a game on the screen, I think of how sad it must be to have to perpetuate some self-promoted aggrandisement to always have to gloat on another nation’s sports situation, instead of enjoying sport for what it actually is.
August 9th 2012 @ 3:51am
Tom Callaghan said | August 9th 2012 @ 3:51am | Report comment
EGGCHASER,
What a judicious comment. Very judicious.Don’t you find Australian attitudes amusing? Australians seem to alternate between threatening that their ‘weapons of mass destruction’ are going to wreak untold havoc in the pool and that their boy band is going to stick it to the poms on the one hand, but meekly claiming ,on the other hand,that ‘if Australia even gets close’ to GB on the medal table in London that this will amount to a triumph.
Australians invested heavily in sport ,especially from 1976,and attracted drug cheats as coaches like Eckart Arbeit but now claim that it is unfair that British lottery funding has contributed to Britain’s renewed sporting success from 2000 appearing to claim that Australia’s now faded sporting success was merely due to sunshine and vegemite.
What a country! What a people! They certainly deserve a medal for hypocrisy
August 9th 2012 @ 5:37pm
Steph said | August 9th 2012 @ 5:37pm | Report comment
As an Australian Brit and a British Australian,
I am pretty pleased when either nation wins.
But if Australia takes anything from this, it’s that
we need to work first on educational opportunity
and fair go for Indigenous Australians, and a new
flag to go with it. Then there would be something
decent to compete for. At the moment we are still an outpost and remnant of Britishcolonial plonkery, a lot of which was outsourced.