SPIRO: Hurrah! Australia has finally won more gold than New Zealand
By Spiro Zavos, 9 Aug 2012 Spiro Zavos is a Roar Expert
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Alan Moir, the brilliant cartoonist from The Sydney Morning Herald, once again nailed home his point in today’s newspaper.
Two Australian Special Services soldiers, armed to the teeth and with their guns cocked ready to blast away, have burst into the bedroom of a couple lying in bed reading a paper with the headline: Gold Tally.
The soldier with his gun pointing at the startled couple tells them: ‘We have reason to believe you’ve been barracking for New Zealand…’
As it happens, the day the cartoon was published was the day that Australia finally won more gold medals (four) at the London 2012 Olympics than New Zealand (three). If history is anything to go by, at the end of the London Games, Australia will have extended this now narrow lead by a substantial margin.
After all, Australia won 14 gold medals in Beijing. The most gold medals New Zealand has ever won was the eight at the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics.
New Zealand has a population of 4,327,944 people inhabiting the Shaky Islands. The outstanding fact about this is that about one million more New Zealanders live out of New Zealand. Like Scotland, New Zealand’s greatest export is talent of every kind, including sporting talent.
Moir himself, for instance, is part of a distinguished Dunedin sporting family.
So what does it say about the pysche of some Australian commentators that they got so worked up about the fact that little New Zealand had scored more gold medals than Australia?
Pathetic is perhaps the most kind word.
Loony is probably more accurate. We had Channel Nine, for instance, deliberately running the top nine countries on the medal tallies when New Zealand was in 10th place and Australia was 16th. And a desperate Daily Telegraph started to publish an Australia versus New Zealand medal tally.
This obsession that being behind New Zealand on the medals tally is somehow unacceptable, even though it was never going to be like this at the end of the tournament, shows a gross lack of maturity by the hype-merchants posing as commentators and by a number of the athletes.
The hysteria and lack of perspective of most of the commentators on Channel Nine (there are some honourable exceptions in equestrian and athletics) resulted in an unedifying chauvinism that demanded nothing less than gold from the athletes.
This madness was contagious and we had second place medalists behaving as if they had come last.
When all the behaviour is analysed, hopefully not by academics, but by former champions (Herb Elliot is a name that comes to mind) the accusation may well be made that Generation Y has too great an opinion of itself and not enough respect for other competitors and for the tradition of the Olympics.
Sorry to harp on, but I also blame so many uninformed commentators dragged in from the highways and byways (Michael Slater doing the diving, for instance) who gave out false propaganda about the performance of various athletes.
Many of these athletes were over-awed by the occasion and the sheer difficulty of competing at the Olympic level.
John Coates did not help things much with his prediction that Australia’s goal was to win 55 medals (on Wednesday the tally was 25) and that anything less would be seen as a failure. The only time Australia has won 55 or more medals was at Sydney when 58 were won.
49 medals were won at Athens in 2004 and 46 at Beijing in 2008 and 41 at Atlanta in 1996.
The Greeks have a word for the sort of boasting about gold, gold, gold for Australia from Coates, some of the preening athletes and the media. The word is hubris – arrogant pride.
Nowhere is this arrogant pride been more apparent than in the failed swimming team.
And nowhere has there been less hubris than in the sailing team. Tom Slingsby, for instance, came 22nd in his sailing discipline at Beijing. At London, four years later, he became Australia’s first individual gold medalist.
And after his triumph, he foreshadowed the possibility of three more gold medals for the Australian sailors.
‘I think we will be the top nation here,’ he told the media.
This turnaround from a poor Beijing Olympics for sailing followed an intensive review. An interesting article in The Australian Financial Review gave details of how this review found that sailing’s high performance unit failed in its task of implementing successful strategic initiatives.
A new coaching structure was set out, the Australian Institute of Sport was used more, 18 patrons were co-opted to provide more team finance, and competition with the world’s best, rather than Australia’s best, was made the standard practice.
When the London Games came around the sailing team knew exactly how they rated against their potential opponents, and how they could beat them.
Swimming is going to be subject to a review. Will it be as hard-headed and as unforgiving as the sailing review? Bill Sweetenham, an official from Swimming Australia is part of the review, an appointment that does not augur well for its prospects, in my opinion.
As it happens, the New Zealand sailing team, admittedly in a more modest way than their Australian counterparts, has helped the New Zealand medal tally slowly grow towards one of its most successful hauls.
Trying to make sense of the unpredictable elements has given the sailors a sense of perspective that many of their fellow athletes seem to have lacked this Olympics.
Spiro Zavos, a founding writer on The Roar, was long time editorial writer on the Sydney Morning Herald, where he started a rugby column that has run for nearly 30 years. Spiro has written 12 books: fiction, biography, politics and histories of Australian, New Zealand, British and South African rugby. He is regarded as one of the foremost writers on rugby throughout the world.
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August 9th 2012 @ 1:20am
Brett McKay said | August 9th 2012 @ 1:20am | Report comment
Spiro, the new high mark for Channel 9′s parochialism came for me on Tuesday night at the conclusion of the men’s triathalon. I had literally just swiched it on to hear Eddie McGuire full of superlatives about the amazing effort of Courtney Atkinson who is a genuine champion, a performance that will be one of the highlights of his career, and that Australia as a nation can be very proud of Courtney Atkinson as he crosses the line in …….. NINETEENTH!!
Honestly, Eddie was backing him home like he was Black Caviar or something!! It was only a bit later when I saw the highlights of the race did I see the much more measured descriptions of Alistair and Jonny Brownlee’s gold-bronze triumph.
I know I shouldn’t expect less of Eddie, but this was genuinely embarrassing..
August 9th 2012 @ 3:17am
AndyMack said | August 9th 2012 @ 3:17am | Report comment
Not sure where the negativity towards the kiwis comes from. Sure we dont want to lose to them, but happy to see them win some medals, just because we are doing less than expected, doesnt mean we need to be such poor sports to our friendly rivals.
(michael slater called the diving?? really?? he is barely qualified to call the cricket….)
August 9th 2012 @ 8:22am
Bazza said | August 9th 2012 @ 8:22am | Report comment
Not only that, Slater was doing his utmost to impersonate that other “flake” Mark Nicholas” by using a gravelly voice to make himself sound manly.
August 9th 2012 @ 6:37am
KarIn said | August 9th 2012 @ 6:37am | Report comment
Nearly everyone in Aus is annoyed by the crap coverage and the commentary. People are going to desperate measures such as attempting to stream the BBC to get some actual commentary. One example, an athlete comes second and the commentator asks, ‘ You must be disappointed with this. What went wrong in your preparation?’. This actually started before the games with one journalist calling Leisel Jones fat. As of this games she is the most decorated Australian Olympian of all time – but you would never know it because she didn’t come home with a gold. Channel 9 commentators hate on everyone – not just kiwis. We love you guys and hope all your athletes do well. I hoped that Andrea Hewitt had been up there with Erin Densham. That lady is a machine. It’s a shame that our country can’t get behind our athletes the way that you guys do.
August 9th 2012 @ 8:26am
Bazza said | August 9th 2012 @ 8:26am | Report comment
Ch 9 commentators don’t hate everyone, they are just boringly thick and stupid. The lot of them come across as “egg shells” with their obvious lack of substance. They should sit in boiling water for 7 minutes. If they are reading twitter and blog sites it’s possible a lot of them will have mental breakdowns after the Olympics such is their inability to handle criticism.
August 9th 2012 @ 8:20am
Johnno said | August 9th 2012 @ 8:20am | Report comment
-When federation in Australia happened in 1901 NZ had the chance to join Australia but they didn’t, and so the 2 nations remained separate. So we could have more golds if NZ joined and became part of Australia, also a better rugby league and rugby team to.
-Oh well glad we have got back at the kiwis , they still may get gold in women’s hockey and maybe in the mens 1500m athletics but we ahead again, now all we have to do is win the rugby championship , we won the tri nations last year, and winning the rugby league world cup in 2013, and rugby world cue in 2015 back of the kiwis would be nice. And a few less kiwis in state of origin would be lovely too.
August 9th 2012 @ 5:00am
Steve said | August 9th 2012 @ 5:00am | Report comment
There you go Spiro: it’s not just commentators on TV, and it goes a lot further than the Olympics. Analyze that!
August 9th 2012 @ 7:07am
KarIn said | August 9th 2012 @ 7:07am | Report comment
The name “Johnno” says it all really.
August 9th 2012 @ 10:33am
Cathy said | August 9th 2012 @ 10:33am | Report comment
In the erly years of the Olympics, Australia and New Zealand did compete together under the name Australasia
August 9th 2012 @ 8:23am
chris alison said | August 9th 2012 @ 8:23am | Report comment
On another tack, when will all of our commentators 9 and Foxtel alike show a little maturity and refer to female athletes as women rather than ladies or girls? Women is fine for Steve Ovett, Daley Thompson and even Sebastian Coe. The event is called the “women’s” whatever, why ever can’t we use it.
August 9th 2012 @ 8:34am
Emric said | August 9th 2012 @ 8:34am | Report comment
Well Done Australia you finally beat us at the olympics (again)…
.. Is it not time that Aus/NZ started once again on the path to union?
August 11th 2012 @ 1:59pm
Brent said | August 11th 2012 @ 1:59pm | Report comment
You had your chance 100 years ago and you stuffed it, to late,we have enough unemployed and boat people, we are full!
August 9th 2012 @ 9:21am
Roscoe said | August 9th 2012 @ 9:21am | Report comment
Good on the kiwis for having a succesful Olympics. Re medals- I regularly check American websites and they have a medal tally in order of toatl medals not by gold. Again, shows our medias facination with gold rather than effort. Look at poor old Michael Diamond. Is his performance a failure because he finished fourth?
Let’s be honest, at the end of the day we all cheer for anyone but the Poms!
August 9th 2012 @ 9:46am
katzilla said | August 9th 2012 @ 9:46am | Report comment
They only do that because they’re behind China on gold.
If they were ahead on gold but behind on total you can guarantee which side they’d value.
August 9th 2012 @ 10:50am
Rugby Fan said | August 9th 2012 @ 10:50am | Report comment
Nothing to do with China. The Americans have always ranked by total medals as opposed to giving priority to golds.
August 9th 2012 @ 9:33am
Handy Andy said | August 9th 2012 @ 9:33am | Report comment
Who is winning most medals? This web site designed by NZer Craig Nevill Manning who is Director of Google engineering in NYC.
http://www.medalspercapita.com/#medals-per-capita:2012
August 9th 2012 @ 9:43am
Cathy said | August 9th 2012 @ 9:43am | Report comment
My Fiance is a Kiwi – it is all just a bit of good fun. You are taking it way too seriusly. You should see the bucketing I get during the Rugby Union matches.
When visiting my future new inlaws last Christmas, they gave me heaps over Australian cricketers and the famus under arm bowl back in the ’70s.
Lighten up
August 9th 2012 @ 10:25am
katzilla said | August 9th 2012 @ 10:25am | Report comment
Your Fiance is a Kiwi?
Can you tell him that his NZ passport has been revoked
August 9th 2012 @ 10:31am
Cathy said | August 9th 2012 @ 10:31am | Report comment
I have told him and he is laughing
He is now noting your name so that the border is barricaded acorss the ditch lest you visit NZ LOL
Sadly it is too late for him, he’s been in Oz since 1976
August 9th 2012 @ 10:37am
Emric said | August 9th 2012 @ 10:37am | Report comment
are you sure theres any kiwi blood left?
August 9th 2012 @ 12:18pm
Cathy said | August 9th 2012 @ 12:18pm | Report comment
Plenty of kiwi in him
Got the kiwi bird tattoo…. but over time I think its grown to be a Moa
August 9th 2012 @ 9:50am
sheek said | August 9th 2012 @ 9:50am | Report comment
Spiro,
I thought the cartoon by Alan Moir of the secret service guys bursting into the couples’ bedroom was hilariously funny. Gee, I wish I had the talent of cartoonists – they so often just nail the right mood.
I had a rant yesterday (& probably on occasions previously) about the effectiveness of sports funding, & any reviews that might be conducted into our dearth of gold medals at the London Olympics.
I suggested that sports funding might go the same way as charity donations.
By the time money is taken out to pay a bloated middle & senior management at most sports levels, & money taken out to pay for marketing, advertising & sponsorship functions, there might be very little left over for all the athletes themselves.
There was an article some months ago that said the 8 highest executives of the AOC earned over AU$2 million between them, with John Coates earning a similar remuneration to the prime minister. How good is that? Talk about printing your own money!
Just this week, former Australian team head swimming coach Alan Thompson mentioned how Swimming Australia had become overblown with middle-managers. What do these people do that we need so many more of them?
Many years ago an email was sent around about a particular unfortunate rowing team. When performance suffered, the rowers were gradually replaced by more managers & in-house reviews. Ultimately, when performance hit rock-bottom, the lone remaining rower was sacked, the boat sold off, & all the managers given bonuses & healthy redundancy packages.
It’s too close to the bone, isn’t it…..!
August 9th 2012 @ 11:48am
megan said | August 9th 2012 @ 11:48am | Report comment
someone has to fill the business class seats while the athletes go economy to international competitions