Wallabies no hope to halt Bledis-woe
By SamClench, 23 Aug 2012 SamClench is a Roar Pro
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Well, Australia, you had your chance. With two of the three Bledisloe Cup tests at home this year, here was your prime opportunity to win back the trophy that is closest to Antipodean hearts.
Instead, the Wallabies’ diabolical performance in Sydney has delivered New Zealand a tenth consecutive year of trans-Tasman rugby dominance.
Yes, there are still two matches to go, in Auckland and Brisbane. And yes, victory in both would bring the Bledisloe back to Australia. But the chances of that actually happening are laughable at best.
For a start, the Wallabies have not won consecutive games against their fiercest rivals in more than a decade. Does anyone really believe that this squad can go back-to-back against the world’s best?
No team has beaten the All Blacks at Eden Park since the French miracle of 1994. New Zealand has not lost at any home venue in the last three years. History will certainly not be Australia’s friend on Saturday.
More importantly, the All Blacks will be keen to improve upon their display in Sydney, which was rusty to say the least. They really did have an off night last weekend, even if the Wallabies were too inept themselves to take advantage of the situation.
New Zealand lacked rhythm and ruthlessness in attack for long periods of the match. Some of that can be attributed to the enthusiastic refereeing of Alain Rolland, though the whistle-happy Irishman cannot be held accountable for the visitors’ poor finishing.
A strong defensive line and great intensity at the breakdown saved the All Blacks, but you can expect other aspects of their play to lift markedly on Saturday. Their attitude, which was exemplary in Sydney, will be complemented by better execution with the ball.
This team never underperforms in consecutive games. Just ask the Irish squad that toured New Zealand in June. The kiwis played poorly in the second test, and had to steal victory with a drop-goal in the final minute. A week later, they spanked Ireland 60-0.
Meanwhile, an injection of mere mediocrity would constitute improvement for the Wallabies this weekend. Last time they faced the All Blacks at Eden Park, their main playmaker suffered the sporting equivalent of a mental breakdown. It is difficult to imagine the Wallabies even coming close to a performance of sufficient quality this time around.
Of course, the Aussies will also be without captain David Pocock for the game. Though after the lesson he was given by Richie McCaw a week ago, that may actually be something of a silver lining.
Nothing points to an Australian victory on Saturday. Literally, nothing. And even if the impossible does happen, and the Wallabies do win, they will have to beat the world champions again in Brisbane to regain the Bledisloe Cup. Good luck with that.
Between 1951 and 1978, the All Blacks won 12 consecutive Bledisloe series. That record has not been challenged since, but having achieved double digits, the current New Zealand squad will soon be searching for a new milestone to surpass.
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August 23rd 2012 @ 6:34am
sheek said | August 23rd 2012 @ 6:34am | Report comment
Sam,
I say this sincerely – I’m very impressed that a young fella like you has actually done some historically research. Very impressed indeed…..
August 23rd 2012 @ 10:18am
Tissot Time said | August 23rd 2012 @ 10:18am | Report comment
Sheek, history paints an even Blacker picture in that the Wallabies have very limited consecutive wins against the ABs. 2 wins in a row twice and 3 wins in a row five times over 144 matches. They have never won more than three in a row. Winning back the BC will be hard for the Wallabies given consistency is an obvious prerequiste.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_rugby_union_matches_between_Australia_and_New_Zealand
August 23rd 2012 @ 12:43pm
SamClench said | August 23rd 2012 @ 12:43pm | Report comment
Thanks sheek. You’re absolutely right Tissot Time, consistency IS an obvious prerequisite. Hence my point that even if the Wallabies do pull off a miracle in Auckland, they are unlikely to go back-to-back in Brisbane.
August 23rd 2012 @ 1:00pm
Jokerman said | August 23rd 2012 @ 1:00pm | Report comment
I have to agree with you, Sam. Australia had their best chance last week. Cooper may help this week, but it is a huge ask, and he will be targeted by the All Blacks especially in Defense. Nonu, SBW, they will run at him.
I would expect the power in forwards and backs to be too much for Australia to handle. The simplicity of that makes the All Blacks not needing to do anything to outrageous
I look forward to the game, as an All Black supporter there is a bit of comfort with how far ahead we are…so I can watch it without being nervous, that said look what Ireland nearly did in the second test. Australia has a 4% chance of winning.
August 23rd 2012 @ 2:35pm
Aware said | August 23rd 2012 @ 2:35pm | Report comment
I suppose the only time you support Australia is when you pick up your dole cheque in Sydney?
August 23rd 2012 @ 2:40pm
Riccardo said | August 23rd 2012 @ 2:40pm | Report comment
At least he can address the subject matter in a positive and thoughtful manner.
Are you AWARE that you are embarrassing your erstwhile countrymen?
It’s OK – look it up – I’ll be waiting…
August 23rd 2012 @ 2:47pm
Aware said | August 23rd 2012 @ 2:47pm | Report comment
Don’t you have your own sports forums over there? Go home.
August 23rd 2012 @ 2:59pm
katzilla said | August 23rd 2012 @ 2:59pm | Report comment
He mad
August 23rd 2012 @ 3:08pm
Riccardo said | August 23rd 2012 @ 3:08pm | Report comment
Are you AWARE that the Author is, in fact, an All Black fan?
So let’s just reflect:
You’re posting hatred and vitriol on a site well known to be patronised by both Australians and New Zealanders although I’ll grant you it’s domicile is in Australia.
You’ve chosen to do this in reply to an All Black supporter who is commenting on an article posted by another All Black fan who has sufficient clarity and knowledge to pen a constructive article concerning the Wallabies’ current predicament that is universally well received.
I’m loathe to “connect the dots” for you my friend but I’ll wager that the moniker AWARE is something your therapist has suggested you adopt to keep you positive and remind you to consider the larger picture.
Respectfully it may be time to engage that therapist again.
August 23rd 2012 @ 3:09pm
Aware said | August 23rd 2012 @ 3:09pm | Report comment
The only Kiwis I ever liked were Split Enz and John Clarke….and that chick from Underbelly wasn’t bad either.
August 23rd 2012 @ 3:33pm
garth said | August 23rd 2012 @ 3:33pm | Report comment
kiwis haven’t been able to aussie dole for years, it all goes to “true blue aussies”.
August 24th 2012 @ 1:05am
Ra said | August 24th 2012 @ 1:05am | Report comment
Stick to the rugby Aware dude, stupid comments like that are equal to soccer hooliganism
August 23rd 2012 @ 6:46pm
silegusta said | August 23rd 2012 @ 6:46pm | Report comment
Australia are at long odds, The word Laughable is not out of place.
but…. BUT…
Looking down the team list. the group have the ability and the talent, SHOULD they perform, to be competitive and with the right stars aligned, win at Eden Park. I know that the majority of commentators on this website abhor any alternative thinking to the primary and dominating Rugby community viewpoint, yet they do have the talent on board.
The combination of Genia Cooper and Barnes is mouth watering if they are given the space to work their magic. This space can be achieved through a strong Forward performance. Hooper could provide an injection of much needed energy and vigor.
Sharpe, Moore, Robinson and Dennis have shown and proven aggression in the past. If by some incredible stroke of luck they decide to all perform on the same night, they are worth opponents.Anything can happen on the right day, and I am looking forward to another clash between the All Blacks and the Wallabies. Last week was disappointing and as a sports fan I choose to look forward and upwards.
If the wallabies backs align, if they have the amount of space they need and front foot ball, if the forwards regress to their (at present) dormant animalistic agressive nature and control the breakdown and set pieces. Then the Wallabies have a team to beat their primary rivals. Unfortunately, that is just a few too many ifs for my fantasy to become a reality…
August 23rd 2012 @ 7:14am
defunkt said | August 23rd 2012 @ 7:14am | Report comment
It ain’t over yet. Sure the ABs are clear favourites this weekend but the WBs are stung to a man and will put it all out there. I reckon Hooper’s ball carrying might yield a net gain after losing Pocock and I see a lot of team picks this week include JOC which would be a huge boost if he is returned. Then there’s Cooper and Beale both with something to prove. That’s a lot of ‘ifs’ but if the stars do align it’s still game-on.
August 23rd 2012 @ 7:20am
Blinky Bill of Bellingen said | August 23rd 2012 @ 7:20am | Report comment
That’s the attitude defunkt.
And it’s Attitude that we need right now. The sooner we get that right the sooner we will turn things around.
August 23rd 2012 @ 7:42am
defunkt said | August 23rd 2012 @ 7:42am | Report comment
Heh, though I’m a Kiwi, I just want that frisson of fear that playing the Wallabies has always given us AB fans.
August 23rd 2012 @ 1:05pm
emric said | August 23rd 2012 @ 1:05pm | Report comment
with QC back the Wallas now stand a chance he is unpredictable and with enough ball and open space he will excel
August 23rd 2012 @ 8:47am
formeropenside said | August 23rd 2012 @ 8:47am | Report comment
pfft, counting on Hooper’s “ball-carrying” to save the game for us is grasping at straws. Lets aim for “ball-catching” first.
Deans wont make enough changes to win, but all I really want to see is at least the Wallabies actually try and be angry when they lose.
August 23rd 2012 @ 8:56am
mania said | August 23rd 2012 @ 8:56am | Report comment
fos – its all good being agressive and passionate bout the game but i reckon aus have to learn to catch first. its just the little things that wb’s need to work on and its these little things that could’ve tipped this game in their favour. lets not forget that wb’s were in this game right up till the final whistle.
August 23rd 2012 @ 12:22pm
Kevy said | August 23rd 2012 @ 12:22pm | Report comment
I think the wallabies needs to perform something equivalent to the Haka….
August 23rd 2012 @ 12:44pm
SamClench said | August 23rd 2012 @ 12:44pm | Report comment
Maybe they should bring back Waltzing Matilda for every game. That used to REALLY intimidate us kiwis. *cough*
August 23rd 2012 @ 12:46pm
mania said | August 23rd 2012 @ 12:46pm | Report comment
sam – i couldnt help but sing along. its a bit slow tho, they need to add some drum and bass to it
August 23rd 2012 @ 12:50pm
SamClench said | August 23rd 2012 @ 12:50pm | Report comment
A heavy metal version maybe?
August 23rd 2012 @ 12:54pm
mania said | August 23rd 2012 @ 12:54pm | Report comment
heavy rock version with slash and eddieVanHalen battling
August 23rd 2012 @ 12:59pm
SamClench said | August 23rd 2012 @ 12:59pm | Report comment
Now we’re talking.
August 23rd 2012 @ 1:22pm
jeremy said | August 23rd 2012 @ 1:22pm | Report comment
stick with the Aussie national anthem, but set it to a different tune.
August 23rd 2012 @ 4:55pm
SamClench said | August 23rd 2012 @ 4:55pm | Report comment
Love it.
August 24th 2012 @ 12:26pm
Sage said | August 24th 2012 @ 12:26pm | Report comment
C’mon Sam. It isn’t always about you guys. Matilda was/is all about what it did for us, not you.
August 24th 2012 @ 2:48pm
SamClench said | August 24th 2012 @ 2:48pm | Report comment
Y’all need a bit more mongrel in ya though Sage!
August 23rd 2012 @ 7:18am
moaman said | August 23rd 2012 @ 7:18am | Report comment
” Meanwhile, an injection of mere mediocrity would constitute improvement ” That’s a lovely line Sam…..very nicely written piece.I have been doing a little research the past day or two-my interests aroused by what seems to me to be an unprecedented level of pessimism in Australian circles.
The Wallabies have only a 21% success rate v NZ over the past ten years–well down from the historic 29%.Two of their meagre six wins have been in recent memory (Hong Kong & Brisbane) and perhaps those (narrow) wins papered over some cracks and led to some unrealistic expectations.
The Wallabies need to knuckle down and get back to basics.Be honest about their shortcomings and find the quickest and best way to utilise their strengths.
August 23rd 2012 @ 12:46pm
SamClench said | August 23rd 2012 @ 12:46pm | Report comment
Ta. I think those narrow wins have papered over some cracks at times. On several occasions the Wallabies have edged out a victory, started getting cocky and then had their backsides handed to them in the next outing.
August 23rd 2012 @ 7:58am
Krasnoff of Noosa said | August 23rd 2012 @ 7:58am | Report comment
What about Genia’s lack of form and ponderous delivery? Why no Nic White? Why is tear-away winger Dom Shipperley nowhere in sight? Why is Alexander (notorious for collapsing the scrum) on the bench ahead of players proven better than him? Poor team selection. As long as Deans runs this show the Wallabies are dead in the water.
August 23rd 2012 @ 8:46am
formeropenside said | August 23rd 2012 @ 8:46am | Report comment
Genia needs Barnes to want the ball before he can pass it to him.
August 23rd 2012 @ 10:12am
Handles said | August 23rd 2012 @ 10:12am | Report comment
Amen, FOS. Genia is copping a lot of crap for slow ball, but anybody who has played that position knows that the surest way to turn over the ball to the opposition, and put them on the front foot, is to sling it out whan your receivers are not ready. Genia’s style is to be patient when it calls for it, and to lift the rate when he can. This is particularly so when you have defenders as powerful as the ABs.
August 23rd 2012 @ 11:02am
Invictus said | August 23rd 2012 @ 11:02am | Report comment
There is a definite lack of urgency in the Wallabies across the board. They appear disinterested.
August 23rd 2012 @ 11:41am
stillmissit said | August 23rd 2012 @ 11:41am | Report comment
Handles – that is rubbish if Genia has to wait for a backline to be set and that becomes our normal process then we will end up out of the top ten in the world. Fast ball to a runner with support (can be one) is the order of the day for fast rugby – have a look at what the Chiefs did to the Crusaders or what the AB’s will do to us this Sat.
August 23rd 2012 @ 2:21pm
Justin2 said | August 23rd 2012 @ 2:21pm | Report comment
Of course it is but if there is no one to pass it to what the fark is he meant to do? He had Barnes, Pocock and Beale all barking at him to slow it down until they had their sh#t sorted out.
A 9 relies heavily on the vision and organising of those outside him, particularly the 10.
August 23rd 2012 @ 10:30am
Markus said | August 23rd 2012 @ 10:30am | Report comment
I will never defend Alexander’s poor scrummaging over the last 2 seasons, but I am interested to hear who all these players proven better than him are. The only prop I can think hard done by in this year’s squad selections is Greg Holmes.
Unless you are pushing for the return of Salesi Ma’afu?
August 23rd 2012 @ 8:01am
Riccardo said | August 23rd 2012 @ 8:01am | Report comment
Well written Sam.
Depressing but well written.
While I would NEVER write off any Wallaby side the reality is that the All Blacks will lift dramatically this weekend. They were very mediocre last Saturday and even then should have won by another 2 tries at least. Hansen has announced the same team, less Woodcock who is injured. Apparently that team wanted to make amends for last weekend’s shocker.
Unless there has been an infusion of technique and attitude in the Wallaby tight five this fixture could be another spanking.
As an All Black fan that’s great but as a rugby fan?
August 23rd 2012 @ 12:49pm
SamClench said | August 23rd 2012 @ 12:49pm | Report comment
Thanks. Even as an All Blacks fan, I want strong opposition from Australia. Need some good hit outs to keep us sharp.
August 23rd 2012 @ 8:14am
mania said | August 23rd 2012 @ 8:14am | Report comment
SamClench – good article.
history has no bearing on the outcome of the game. wb’s are more dangerous now than they were in sydney. the loss will fire them up and they’ll come out all guns blazing. as other kiwi’s have said before, never never underestimate the wb’s.
“This team never underperforms in consecutive games.” they did vs the boks in 2009
August 23rd 2012 @ 12:51pm
SamClench said | August 23rd 2012 @ 12:51pm | Report comment
Make no mistake, I realise I’m sticking my neck out somewhat here! It is usually dangerous to write off the Wallabies. ’09 was a horrible year, and it stands in complete isolation over the last decade.
August 23rd 2012 @ 9:05am
Harry said | August 23rd 2012 @ 9:05am | Report comment
Wallaby side for Saturday:
Forwards :
Maa’fi
H. Edmonds,
Pek Cowan
Dean Mumm
Dan Vickerman
L Timani
MacAlman
Richard Brown
Backs:
N. Phipps (Captain)
AAC
Rob Horne
Michael Hooper
Drew Mitchell
Atieli Pakalani
Julian Huxley
Coach Deans said he was confident this side would get the job done by keeping the losing score under 20. “They’ve all got the necessary BACKGROUND and going forward are cogniscant of owning the reality. MacCalaman had his critics last time I picked him to play openside at Eden Park but his metrics were fine. AAC will welcome the opportunity at 10 I think its his best position in the backline. I’ve taken up Spiro’s madcap suggestion of playing our best fit openside at 13. Dean Mumm brings the necessary physicality and presence to rattle the All Blacks and Dan Vickerman has never been fitter.
August 23rd 2012 @ 9:33am
Pogo said | August 23rd 2012 @ 9:33am | Report comment
What’s the weather like on your planet Harry?
Has AAC ever played 10 before at a high level? Because the ABs at Eden park is definitely the deep end.
Are you proposing that Hooper switch to playing centre or that Australia use 9 forwards?
Pakalani was an inconsistent performer at ITM cup level, I don’t think the Wallabies are desperate for outside backs.
Not even going to start on the front row…
August 23rd 2012 @ 9:53am
formeropenside said | August 23rd 2012 @ 9:53am | Report comment
I think that was a broadcast from Planet Deans, actually.
August 23rd 2012 @ 10:11am
Harry said | August 23rd 2012 @ 10:11am | Report comment
Actually just seen the real side and its just a big a joke … Alexander at tighthead FFS and still Rob Horne at 13!
As can be seen from the post above (Pogo, it was a joke), I’m beyond seriously thinking we have any chance.
August 23rd 2012 @ 11:25pm
Shop said | August 23rd 2012 @ 11:25pm | Report comment
“cogniscant of owning the reality”.
That’s a gem.
August 23rd 2012 @ 9:51am
Nigel said | August 23rd 2012 @ 9:51am | Report comment
Does anyone else agree that international rugby is becoming very predictable and is losing a lot of interest because of it. The world cup last year was great because there were some big upsets and there were not to many games that were foregone conclusions but since then it has been very predictable.
Last weekend NZ beat Australia and Sth Africa beat Argentina. Suprise surprise who would have thought that and we all know it will be the same results repeating itself after this weekend and the All Blacks will retain the Bledisloe cup for what is it now the 12 year in a row.
As a kiwi I love the All Blacks but the thrill of beating Australia in the Bledisloe cup for the 12th year in a row is starting to fade. Normally I would be thrilled beating Australia but it is now become a bit boring.
August 23rd 2012 @ 10:03am
mania said | August 23rd 2012 @ 10:03am | Report comment
nigel – thats 10th year in a row
international rugby is still good. its the wallabies letting everyone down
August 23rd 2012 @ 10:20am
defunkt said | August 23rd 2012 @ 10:20am | Report comment
There really is no pleasing AB fans…
August 23rd 2012 @ 10:36am
mania said | August 23rd 2012 @ 10:36am | Report comment
i dunno defunkt, the WC certainly did
August 23rd 2012 @ 1:21pm
The Other Steve - and All Black fan said | August 23rd 2012 @ 1:21pm | Report comment
you need to look for other markers of excellence than just the pedistrian who won, who lost.
Like how many shut-outs the ABs can impose ie. no points scored against them.
August 23rd 2012 @ 3:14pm
Roger said | August 23rd 2012 @ 3:14pm | Report comment
Good point Nigel. The Wallabies are supposed to be the no.2 in the world however the gulf between them and the All Blacks is enormous.
The All Blacks will humilate the Wallabies on Saturday night and this will do more damage to international rugby than it will good. Surely there will come a time when rugby will end up like a sport like Basketball or baseball a popular wordwide sport but lacks international appeal due to there only being one competitive team.
August 23rd 2012 @ 4:58pm
SamClench said | August 23rd 2012 @ 4:58pm | Report comment
Not so fast Roger. The Wallabies are just in a poor cycle. They aren’t going to be this poor forever.
August 23rd 2012 @ 11:27pm
Shop said | August 23rd 2012 @ 11:27pm | Report comment
They will be if Deans is given another contract.
August 24th 2012 @ 12:41pm
Winston said | August 24th 2012 @ 12:41pm | Report comment
They won’t be two by the end of this season.
August 23rd 2012 @ 10:22am
Harry said | August 23rd 2012 @ 10:22am | Report comment
Nice article Sam by the way. Keep the faith with the Wallabies … they are our team.
I firmly beleive it is Australian rugby’s greatest blessing to have New Zealand rugby as out perennial benchmark of excellence. I’m sure if we didn’t have the world’s best rugby nation to constantly play at all levels then Australian rugby would never have reached the heights it has. Given where we stand in the pecking order of codes in Australia I believe had we have been located elsewhere and only play the All Blacks every couple of years or less (eg Scotland) and have had no provincial games (the rise of Queensland rugby in the 1970′s and 1980′s owed a huge part to constantly playing NZ sides)then we would be somewhere between 5 and 10 in world order, and never have won a RWC, let alone 2.
Granted since 2003 its been mighty painful, but if we didn’t have NZ to aim at I really think we’d be worse off across the board, and rugby would remain like it is in say Scotland or Argentina, or worse Italy or the US.
August 23rd 2012 @ 12:52pm
SamClench said | August 23rd 2012 @ 12:52pm | Report comment
Thanks Harry. I think you’re right, Australia has really benefited from its rivalry with the ABs.
August 23rd 2012 @ 11:25am
DB1999 said | August 23rd 2012 @ 11:25am | Report comment
France beat NZ 22-8 in the first test of the series so winning the second test at Eden Park shouldn’t really be considered a miracle. If Australia win on Saturday, that will be a miracle
August 23rd 2012 @ 12:42pm
SamClench said | August 23rd 2012 @ 12:42pm | Report comment
The manner in which they won that Eden Park test was pretty miraculous. Brilliant try at the death.