My name is Curtis and I am a footy addict
By Curtis Woodward, 13 Oct 2012 Curtis Woodward is a Roar Guru & Live Blogger
My name is Curtis Woodward and I am an addict. The thirst for the sweet taste of rugby league is unbearable. I have to have it. I need it.
So why do you take it away from me in this thing you call summer?
Saturdays are not so super anymore, Phil Gould can’t love his Sunday footy and nobody is going to lead from the front on Monday night. Actually Warren Smith will probably still walk around his house screaming that one, to be honest.
How can they do this to us?
You can see them taking down the goalposts. Daylight savings are already with us and you can hear Mark Nicholas’ smug British voice in the distance. It all means cricket is here and footy is almost done for 2012.
But do we really have to have a break?
Cant these blokes just keep playing all year round?
The Australian Kangaroos face New Zealand in Townsville tonight in the last 80 minutes of football for the year. I’m already getting the shakes.
Both teams are building toward the 2013 World Cup.
“We’ve got to look ahead to the World Cup and there is not a lot of time to blood new players before it,” Kiwi assistant coach Tony Iro told the Courier Mail.
“This is a chance to give a few boys their debuts, but it is also a reward for their good form this season and in the finals.”
Australian fullback Billy Slater has the Cup on his mind too.
“All international teams, whether its the English, the Kiwis, us, they’ll all be focusing on the World Cup” Slater said.
“This game is a great preparation leading into this tournament so we are looking forward to performing well on Saturday night and then taking that form with us into the ANZAC Test next year.”
But what do we do after tonight?
Footballs will be replaced by cricket bats, Ray Warren’s dulcet tones replaced by Victorian Bill Lawry’s continuous jabs at Sydney and an endless summer of nothingness on sport reports right across Australian television.
At least the Sydney Kings might get a run on the TV now.
Every man and his dog are going to be at the beach, having picnics and sweating over barbecues. Cooking (and some overcooking) meat for people they don’t really like in the first place.
Give me a chilly night at ANZ Stadium any day of the week.
There is a bright side though. Thankfully there is only 120 sleeps until the All Stars clash at Suncorp Stadium.
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October 13th 2012 @ 2:36am
Johnno said | October 13th 2012 @ 2:36am | Report comment
I want the all stars match and city v country scrapped.
All stars to tough a match on player welfare issues, just like the world club challenge is a problem too if you ask me.
City VS Country hasn’t been a rep match for 20 years scrap that but keep ANZAC day test otherwise more kiwis will leave set up.
Bring back ashes tours too. But just play 3 tests and a 1 test vs france and 1 tour game vs Wigan etc.
October 13th 2012 @ 2:54am
Adam Everitt said | October 13th 2012 @ 2:54am | Report comment
“We’ve got to look ahead to the World Cup and there is not a lot of time to blood new players before it,” Kiwi assistant coach Tony Iro told the Courier Mail.
Are they any issues with playing international games against PNG and a Pacific 13 when Australia take on NZ mid-season? Get a load of the young kids together and put them up against a load of blokes who will give them a game.
October 13th 2012 @ 11:51am
Curtis Woodward said | October 13th 2012 @ 11:51am | Report comment
Nice idea
October 13th 2012 @ 8:01am
james said | October 13th 2012 @ 8:01am | Report comment
I’m struggling too. seems that nothing is happening on the internet in the off season
October 13th 2012 @ 11:00am
Curtis Woodward said | October 13th 2012 @ 11:00am | Report comment
Its a barren time of year..almost like an apocalyptic future where people stumble around a deserted wasteland looking for footballs
October 13th 2012 @ 8:37am
Zippa said | October 13th 2012 @ 8:37am | Report comment
Good article and it is a shame there is no 4 nations this year. This is the only time of the year where we can have some sort of international tournament.
October 13th 2012 @ 9:27am
jamesb said | October 13th 2012 @ 9:27am | Report comment
well, theres 21 weeks of the offseason.
so 2 weeks down, 19 to go.
October 13th 2012 @ 11:00am
Curtis Woodward said | October 13th 2012 @ 11:00am | Report comment
World Cup next year though.. GO THE USA!
October 13th 2012 @ 2:12pm
oikee said | October 13th 2012 @ 2:12pm | Report comment
If you lived in Melbourne, the papers still think afl is still running. Imagine waking up to the front page with a afl dude on the cover, some collingwood superstar to light your morning.
Mate, thank god i live in Queensland, the f,,,,,,,,greatest country in the world, yeah baby , mooon doggy.
Here get some of this into ya. Whip cracking in America by our Queensland boy.
Yeah baby, that is art, cracking 2 stockwhips like they are ya baby sister, mate, come-on.
You guys need to get out more,. Get some country into ya. Your losing the plot baby.
I love my league as well, but art and bullriding is also great in the down time Curtis.
Brisbane Triennial is coming up. Broaden your mind.
http://qagoma.qld.gov.au/exhibitions/coming_soon/apt7_asia_pacific_triennial_of_contemporary_art
Trust me, it gets no better in the world than these 2 links. Guy Mclean, worlds best, Goma Triennial, best asian pacific art.
Dont sell yourself short Curtis. Lots happening in the off season.
October 13th 2012 @ 2:13pm
Curtis Woodward said | October 13th 2012 @ 2:13pm | Report comment
I know mate. I know.
October 13th 2012 @ 3:12pm
jojo said | October 13th 2012 @ 3:12pm | Report comment
you can always watch the A-league….. if only it was on free to air….
October 13th 2012 @ 4:26pm
Curtis Woodward said | October 13th 2012 @ 4:26pm | Report comment
Honestly I tried to watch it last week. Watched about 10 minutes of Wellington v Sydney FC and almost vomited on my plasma. Enough said. I can watch the EPL, but not that rubbish.
October 13th 2012 @ 5:09pm
oikee said | October 13th 2012 @ 5:09pm | Report comment
I remember watching the English soccer in the 70′s, mate, a-league is 50 years behind 70′s England.
Anyone who pays to watch a-league is being robbed, besides my mighty Roar, they are OK.
October 13th 2012 @ 5:14pm
Curtis Woodward said | October 13th 2012 @ 5:14pm | Report comment
If Foxtel rang me and said they were taking A-League away from me I reckon I wouldnt even blink.
October 13th 2012 @ 5:42pm
Emric said | October 13th 2012 @ 5:42pm | Report comment
Why have a go at the A-League is a good competition I’d rather watch the A-League then the AFL which is just rubbish.
October 15th 2012 @ 8:41am
Pot Stirrer said | October 15th 2012 @ 8:41am | Report comment
I dont know what to do with myself on the weekends now, I think being an NRL supporter is almost a life style, for me any way. I live in the country and i love going to the club or pub for a few drinks while the missius plays the pokies and then going home to watch the footy.
October 15th 2012 @ 9:25am
Matt_S said | October 15th 2012 @ 9:25am | Report comment
Pot Stirrer, you had me at pub….
October 15th 2012 @ 12:21pm
Curtis Woodward said | October 15th 2012 @ 12:21pm | Report comment
HAHA
October 15th 2012 @ 5:33pm
Jack M said | October 15th 2012 @ 5:33pm | Report comment
It’s a match made in heaven!