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20 more useful things the NRL could spend the Bunker money on

NRL video bunker. (The Roar)
Roar Guru
26th July, 2016
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I can think of at least 20 other things we could spend the bunker money on.

The NRL has splurged on new technology in 2016, technology that can be seen as the biggest waste of money since Chris Sandow’s Parramatta Eels contract.

The NRL bunker gave fans fresh hope and excitement for the 2016 season, but so far has only been able to get us giddy over the power of zooming in.

Unfortunately, this $2 million equipment has done more harm than good, and the fact that it is so expensive means that criticism is not kept quiet.

However, there are many other things, simple things, that you can spend this amount of money on, and feel like you’ve actually got your money’s worth.

1. 40 diamond-encrusted Bluetooth headsets
2. One and a half years of Daly Cherry-Evans
3. Two weeks of Lionel Messi
4. Two orca whales
5. 80 ‘Almas Caviar’ fish eggs
6. Two ruby-studded spandex suits
7. Roughly 6% of Floyd Mayweather’s last fight.
8. One McDonalds restaurant
9. A seventh of a gram of Californium 252
10. Commission two new ‘Warnie murals’
11. One Sidney Mobell Monopoly Board
12. Less than half of a Lamborghini Veneno
13. Ten Kieran Foran contract payouts
14. 1666 square meters of Tokyo
15. 1.4% of Painting: Number 5, 1948
16. 250 Huia bird feathers
17. Two parking spots in Manhattan
18. Roughly 0.3% of ANZ Stadium
19. 7143 Wests Tigers full season memberships
20. One George Rose dinner

Well I can safely say that I’d rather have any of those 20 things over the NRL bunker.

The improvement we have seen is nothing, and it does not look like getting better any time soon.

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Todd Greenberg, go buy yourself a couple of whales and stop wasting our time.

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