Chris is a sports humour writer dedicated to proving his theory that professional sport is just an excuse for grown men and women to earn big bucks for having a good time.
Also loves a God Damn snack.
- Member Since:
- June 2011
- Based In:
- Gold Coast
- Favourite Sporting Team:
- Thirroul Butchers
- Favourite Sports:
- AFL, Cricket, Cycling, Football, League, Motor, Netball, Rugby, Tennis,
There is always a certain mystique that surrounds an NRL off-season as fans endlessly ponder what will occur in the year to come. But now that we’ve seen a match, we should all feel free to make some wild assumptions! Sure, the prudent out there will tell you that you need to watch the entire […]
It’s the most exciting Tuesday of the year for NRL fans today, with the release of Round 1 teams in addition to cheap pizza. So perhaps it’s time to have a look at what your club recruitment officers have actually been up to. With their different needs, strategies, junior depths and rate of player behavioural […]
As the most persecuted Shark not to be swimming around in the Indian Ocean right now, you would think exiled Cronulla coach Shane Flanagan would be pretty dirty on the world of rugby league. But, you’d be more wrong than Russell Smith. Contrary to a few grumblings in the papers, the Flan is loving life […]
Since the beginning there has raged a great battle between rugby league’s two warring tribes; the jocks and the nerds. But with the season just about to get underway, have the nerds already won? History shows for a long time now, it has been the jocks’ job to give the nerds a hard time. This […]
It’s supposed to be the Roosters time to shine this weekend but look out, oh no, Sydney’s little Rabbit-bros have gone and hogged the headlines with big cry baby Sam Burgess. And hasn’t it been one hell of a headline? For those with their head under a Dwayne Johnson for the last week, squirrelling Sam […]
As Australians there will always be choices that divide us: Labor or Liberal. Holden or Ford. Kylie or Danni Minogue. All of these battles pale in comparison however to the ultimate barn burner debate…AFL or NRL. 1,2,3,4 – I declare 2014 footy code war! While many choose to throw another log on the fire to […]