Chris is a sports humour writer dedicated to proving his theory that professional sport is just an excuse for grown men and women to earn big bucks for having a good time.
Also loves a God Damn snack.
- Member Since:
- June 2011
- Based In:
- Gold Coast
- Favourite Sporting Team:
- Thirroul Butchers
- Favourite Sports:
- Cycling, Football, League, Motor, Netball, Cricket, AFL, Rugby, Tennis,
As passionate sports fans readers of The Roar will disagree on any number of things on a daily basis, however let us all hold hands and rejoice in agreement of one sporting truism: hybrid sports are stupid. Stupid in the way MP3 scooters are stupid. Stupid in the way that peanut butter and tuna sandwiches […]
Just milliseconds after the World Cup final the draw for the 2014 NRL season was announced. And wouldn’t you know it, absolutely every rugby league fan is perfectly content with it. No, hang on…no, sorry my mistake, confirmation just in from the video ref box. Turns out the 2014 NRL draw is actually the worst […]
With about twenty minutes to go of the Kangaroos master class yesterday morning, I found my rapture at Australia’s silky skills beginning to give way to a rising sense of irritation. Maybe it was watching the talented Kiwi side play well within itself, maybe the cheap cider mixed with red cordial from a mate’s farewell […]
The biggest game of the rugby league calendar is now upon us and geez, wouldn’t you know it, all the limelight has once again been hogged by one individual. Blake Ferguson. I mean, Sonny Bill Williams. By winning the RLIF’s International Player of the Year award yesterday, SBW managed to get his mug on the […]
From the moment referee Ashley Klein was forced to pick himself up off the Holiday Inn’s waxy reception floor, it became quite clear that the possibility of losing the Rugby League World Cup final was something that Australia had failed to plan for in 2008. While the almost Monstars-style favouritism of the Kangaroos in that […]
While waiting around until stupid o’clock to watch the Kangaroos play on Sunday morning footy fans are sure to take a peek at the New Zealand versus England RLWC semi-final. This begs the question, who the bloody hell are we supposed to cheer for? Yes, the choice between supporting Kiwi and Pom is an age-old […]