About
Chris is a sports humour writer dedicated to proving his theory that professional sport is just an excuse for grown men and women to earn big bucks for having a good time.
Also loves a God Damn snack.
- Member Since:
- June 2011
- Based In:
- Gold Coast
- Favourite Sporting Team:
- Thirroul Butchers
- Favourite Sports:
- Cycling, Football, League, Motor, Netball, Cricket, AFL, Rugby, Tennis,
Latest Articles
Stop the clock, NRL is running out of time
12 hours agoWith news that the NRL is set to crack down on the acts of lollygagging around before scrums and dropouts, it’s time the governing bodies took a deeper look into some of the other timing issues in the game. Rugby league is a sport where, traditionally, time is only of fleeting importance. This rings particularly [...]
NRL the closest competition in the world…just not this week
3 days agoWith one match to go in Round 10 of the NRL fans got to see something they haven’t for a few years now. That is, a good old fashioned round of spankings! Yes, so far apart from the Cowboys versus Roosters rain affected arm wrestle and the Cronulla versus Canberra should-have-been spanking, the other five [...]
Penrith Panthers vs New Zealand Warriors: NRL live scores
5 days agoIt’s a must win round 10 clash as the giant slaying Penrith Panthers play host to the unpredictable New Zealand Warriors at Centrebet Stadium tonight. Join us for live scores from 7:30PM AEST. After a miraculous upset win against world club champions the Melbourne Storm on Monday night, Ivan Cleary’s working class Panthers outfit will [...]
Brisbane Broncos vs Gold Coast Titans: NRL live scores, blog
6 days agoIts round two of the south-Eeast Queensland local derby tonight as the Brisbane Broncos play host to little brother the Gold Coast Titans. Join us for live scores and commentary from 7.30pm AEST. Despite both having been involved in matches decided by a solitary point last week, Brisbane and the Gold Coast came out of [...]
What would Wayne do: bench Benji?
16 May 2013When a rugby league conundrum strikes I have a simple question I ask myself. What Would Wayne Do? The Wayne in this instance not being Collins or (heaven forbid) Bartrim, but Bennett. Aside from the odd airport exit the great man seems to be a bloke who gets most things pretty spot on, which is [...]
Is it ok to like Blake Ferguson now?
13 May 2013With his hat-trick of tries, exciting play and impending Origin selection, many rugby league fans are now faced with a moral dilemma. Is it ok to like Blake Ferguson now? While Ferguson has always been capable of lighting up a match, and his recent form has been extremely enjoyable to watch, there’s no denying that [...]

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