Hey NRL, why so serious?
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Chris is a sports humour writer dedicated to proving his theory that professional sport is just an excuse for grown men and women to earn big bucks for having a good time. Also loves a God Damn snack.
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There's too much dummy half running, the players won't talk to the journos and the game's hottest prospect has signed with another club seventeen…
There is always a certain mystique that surrounds an NRL off-season as fans endlessly ponder what will occur in the year to come. But…
It's the most exciting Tuesday of the year for NRL fans today, with the release of Round 1 teams in addition to cheap pizza.…
As the most persecuted Shark not to be swimming around in the Indian Ocean right now, you would think exiled Cronulla coach Shane Flanagan…
Since the beginning there has raged a great battle between rugby league's two warring tribes; the jocks and the nerds. But with the season…
It's supposed to be the Roosters time to shine this weekend but look out, oh no, Sydney's little Rabbit-bros have gone and hogged the…
As Australians there will always be choices that divide us: Labor or Liberal. Holden or Ford. Kylie or Danni Minogue. All of these battles…
On the weekend responsibility sometimes calls you; work needs you; your to-do lists on fire. And do you run from it, run from it…
Even with its greatly increased coverage down under, it is probably still safe to assume that for many Australians the only game of NFL…
Sport's greatest show on Earth is only days away but what's that, you don't know who to cheer for? Maybe your favourite team was…
Like the crumbling concrete dinosaur that signals your impending arrival at Ulladulla Funland park, another sign that the footy season is nigh arrived yesterday…
You've heard the hype, marvelled at Brad Fittler’s physiotherapist and burnt your eyeballs on the one-off jerseys. But now, just when it seemed footy…
In a titanic clash of two in form teams the San Francisco 49ers travel North to take on bitter NFC West foes the Seattle…
Now that the much lauded NRL Auckland Nines have morphed from rugby league off-season mirage into hastily approaching reality, perhaps it's time we ran…
While the Super Bowl is still a few weeks away, NFL fans get a taste for it this weekend when good guy Peyton Manning's…
Just like the post-work lunch hours on a Friday afternoon, so too has the NRL off-season entered into a torturous, unproductive time warp. While…
Winter came to Green Bay yesterday. Unfortunately for Packers fans, so did Colin Kaepernick. Despite a regular season of fluctuating fortunes, Green Bay headed…
The end of the year is a time for reflection, for closure, for trying to fake your way through a rendition of ‘Auld Lang…
In the big, bad, world of the NFL, individual players can often find themselves demonised by supporters to a fanatical degree over one tiny…
In all of world sport, what is the toughest gig? Australian cricket captain? Siberian beach volleyballer? American Samoa goalkeeper? Bzzzz wrong! The most difficult…
Ahh some great games there…after SL that 98 game was a belter, real see-sawing contest
Five best Origin moments: Queensland
Yeh it was hard mate, the Brett Dallas try to seal game 2 deserved to be in there for sure
Five best Origin moments: Queensland
Shhhh, that may be coming in another installment 😉
Five best Origin moments: Queensland
Is there a game in California again?
Queensland Maroons team for 2014 State of Origin Game 1: Expert reaction
Ha ha good to hear PNG MS, lets hope Mal can transfer his form with the Maroons to the Kumuls soon eh
Just a question, what’s the Blues vs Maroons support like in your part of the world?
Queensland Maroons team for 2014 State of Origin Game 1: Expert reaction
Think Tuquiri is actually going round for NSW this year…residents i.e.
Queensland Maroons team for 2014 State of Origin Game 1: Expert reaction
Not sure mate, by all reports he’s doing pretty well in Q-Cup for Souths-Logan
Ricky Stuart's five-point plan for success
Well the Titans just (stupidly) dropped Srama and he’s off-contract this season…
Ricky Stuart's five-point plan for success
Personally I think the Raiders side looks pretty good on paper …or overhead transperancy…
Ricky Stuart's five-point plan for success
Well at least in Canberra’s favour there are a few good coaches on the market
Err…..like Matthew Elliot and David Furner
Ricky Stuart's five-point plan for success
Cheers Conor, I thought it was like a Botanical Gardens sort of set-up, was ten the last time I was there…it’s just that i’d used up my Cockington Green joke allowance
Ricky Stuart's five-point plan for success
Can’t say I have Arnold but I would like to, looks like an interesting sort of place to spend a drizzly Sunday afternoon watching some lower grade footy.
What’s doing with those weird sight lines on it though? If Canberra had a team in the NSW cup would it be a good place for them to play?
Ricky Stuart's five-point plan for success
To be fair most footy fans are still paying him out…
Ricky Stuart's five-point plan for success
Probably just because he’s a nice guy
No wait…
Ricky Stuart's five-point plan for success
Well it’s the thought that counts, and I’m sure he’s thought plenty about winning….
Ricky Stuart's five-point plan for success
Come to think of it the Seiffert grandstand foundations might not be up for that…
Ricky Stuart's five-point plan for success
Johnny Football just dodged a bullet there! #Jags
2014 NFL Draft: Live blog, updates [VIDEO]
Wow…can you imagine?!!?!!
#casinoleak #schlossyshoe #lightingkidindolphinsuitonfire
The NRL's social media fail XIII
To be honest I’m just hoping England reacts…
What was hot and what was not in rugby league’s rep weekend
Nothing to do with Konrad Hurrell I promise
What was hot and what was not in rugby league’s rep weekend
It will be International rules and I don’t believe that any of the new rules intorduced by the NRL this year http://www.nrl.com/clock-to-stop-under-rule-changes/tabid/10874/newsid/75996/default.aspx have been ratified on an international level yet…incl the one you mention
Should Stephen Kearney be allowed to coach New Zealand?
Had the chance to speak to Trevor Gillmeister about that game last year at a mag I write for…rated it even above the 1995 wins in terms of courage
Five best Origin moments: Queensland