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- Member Since:
- March 2012
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- Central Coast, NSW
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- Roosters, Swans, Waratahs and Australian Cricket
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Latest Articles
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked email reveals pre-meditated send-off
4 days agoIn an exclusive, The Roar has obtained a copy of an email that proves the decision by Matt Cecchin to send-off Jared Waerea-Hargreaves against Manly on Monday night may have been the pre-conceived actions of a raving madman that were inspired by a directive from above. The email, sent on Sunday from senior official Shayne [...]
Hey NSW, Queensland has State of Origin problems too
6 days agoListen to all of those whining rugby league people from NSW. Like myself. As another State of Origin loss approaches, it’s nothing but headlines of impending terror from the tabloids, chaff-bagging from the shock jocks and verbalised doom and gloom from the fans like the following. (For best realistic grouchiness, I suggest reading these out [...]
AFL marking contest: I'm Hawking for clarity
10 May 2013Has anybody heard much from Stephen Hawking lately? Nah, me neither. I reckon that’s because he’s been spending all of his time locked away in his research laboratory applying every ounce of his significant cognitive clout to nutting out the solar system’s latest perplexing enigma. No, I’m not talking about translating a piece of Seal’s [...]
Are the Dogs back?
6 May 2013In the interests of perpetuating the stereotype of rugby league’s fickle water cooler, where memories are short, determinations are rash and a week is a long time, I’m going on the record today by saying the Bulldogs are back, baby! For those reasonable and sensible who don’t exaggerate while canvassing over a plastic cup, this [...]
Who's your favourite panel-beaten revival story?
2 May 2013Modern footy has always been an extreme high-risk venture with a reputation for inflicting severe long-term injury upon those who take part. Recently however, the mutilating hasn’t always been caused by an overseas trip with the West Coast Eagles or one of Richie Fa’aoso’s many spear tackles. In 2013, footballers have hit a new jittery [...]
The Ashes squad: I can't be angry at you
24 Apr 2013Silver selection patriarch John Inverarity has unveiled Australia’s squad just in time for the upcoming Ashes tour in July, with the whole experience of the announcement being just plain weird. I feel the restless unease usually saved for the breaking-in of a brand new set of rigid corduroy trousers in its aftermath. Like for any [...]
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