Such are the countless occasions I’ve typed him in a furious rage, anything from Pizza Hut to Pork Hoarder to Pants Hustler is now corrected by my predictive text to show one name.
Not only did Russian hackers influence the outcome of the US presidential race, they are now ensuring Chadd Sayers never wins Australian Test selection.
Cricket Australia is not concerned about the threat of a player strike, most probably because the players go on strike all the time.
Aaron Finch’s slump has pushed him closer to Test selection, with many believing his hot streak of fallibility is a perfect fit with the collapse-happy baggy green.
Australia’s leadership group has controversially handed down a fine to Glenn Maxwell for speaking, but has stopped short of rebuking him for years of batting like a lunatic.
Faux-clusive: Cricket Australia medical staff have instructed Pat Cummins to withdraw from the upcoming Chappell-Hadlee series so he may be available for national selection after he retires.