It can't be true, surely, that Ashley Giles is in line to take over. The world's most boring cricketer and unsuccessful coach of the T20 team but, seemingly, a darling of the England cricket authorities.
Thinking about this, probably it would be a great thing - for Australia - if Giles did get the plum jop.
I know that Ryan Harris bowls heavy ball but breaking Cranberry's bat suggests that it is an extremely heavy, bat-breaking ball!
What are the chances of England batting into the fourth day?