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Ten things the Waratahs will do to address their issues

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19th April, 2009
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19th April, 2009
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They say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and I am pretty low after watching the Tah’s continue to be absolutely inept in attack. So here goes my top ten predictions of how the Waratah admin and coach will try to address the poor offensive performances that continue to mount.


1. As NSWRU is the premier rugby state in Australia, push the ARU to have a clause in the S14 rules that the Waratah’s will be awarded 3 converted tries before the start of each local derby, because they deserve it.
2. Bring back the ball up the jumper, or maybe some other place
3. Transfer to the Sydney touch football competition
4. Change the jersey to an incredibly bright iridescent colour to try to blind the other backs
5. Attach name tags to each player so they can recognise them in the match
6. Put rattles in the balls so the players know when the ball is coming their way
7. Introduce the wingers to the rest of the team
8. Introduce the team to the concept of the advantage line
9. Buy another league player
10. The Waratah admin will recognise they need to address the poor coaching and will fire Foley.

Happy to receive other suggestions.

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