Why Melbourne deserves to lose the F1 Grand Prix

By Luke Doherty / Roar Guru

If Melbourne is intent on making Australia look bad in front of the rest of the world, they should be stripped of hosting rights for the Formula 1 Grand Prix. That’s not to say the event should leave Australian shores. No, now more than ever, Sydney should give more serious consideration to snatching the festival of speed.

This week, the eyes of the sporting world are firmly fixed on Melbourne.

Some of the fastest cars and most skilful drivers on the planet are in town for their annual high-octane party.

It’s a high profile get together that a lot of people are keen to attend, but the hosts are making it less Woodstock and more like the 80th birthday bash of your mum’s second cousin.

This week former F1 driver David Coulthard said Melbourne was the only place where the locals made the drivers feel unwanted.

Who cares, you may ask? They’re paid millions of dollars to travel the world and drive finely tuned machines. Why do they need to feel loved?

Well, athletes like to know their talents are appreciated and don’t really want to perform in front of an audience that couldn’t care if they raced or stayed in pit lane for four days.

Am I the only one embarrassed by Melbourne’s indifference to this event?

This isn’t like the opening round of the AFL season, where everyone from Bob from Beaconsfield to Bill in Broome is on the edge of their seats.

This is one of only 19 Grands Prix every year in motor sports premier class. This isn’t a domestic powerhouse, but a worldwide spectacle.

To motor sport fans, this is the Melbourne Cup on wheels.

The event is beamed into every country capable of picking up a signal. Even others, who only have a passing interest, should be capable of admiring the skills of those in the cockpit.

Melburnians, including Lord Mayor Robert Doyle, aren’t thrilled the event reportedly lost taxpayers around $50 million last year. Over the past three years the event has reportedly lost about $130 million.

Think about how much of taxpayers money gets squandered every year on projects that may not even see the light of day. At least with this, you can see an end result.

F1 supremo Bernie Ecclestone also wants organisers of the Australian Grand Prix to move the event to a purpose built track.

Those are the stumbling blocks.

But the Victorian government shouldn’t be looking at the list of demands. They should be looking at the long line of officials from some of the biggest cities in the world, all trying to convince Ecclestone they should host an event.

Ecclestone is even missing the Australian Grand Prix this year to attend a sales pitch from New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg.

So what is Melbourne missing that everyone else is seeing? Why are they treating this like the NAB Challenge when it’s actually the Grand Final?

If Victoria doesn’t want to play host, then maybe it’s time for Sydney to start making some noise.

The V8 Supercars currently hold an event around the streets of the Olympic precinct at Homebush. It’s not exactly Monaco, but it could be a start. The track is exciting and the surface is getting better every year.

Sydney isn’t blessed with an ideal street circuit location like Albert Park in Melbourne that is close to the CBD, so somewhere that takes in the likes of the Opera House and the Harbour Bridge will never be a reality.

Regardless, this shouldn’t stop Events New South Wales launching a raid on their southern neighbours sporting stocks. They don’t even want the jewel they should be trying to steal!

Sydney doesn’t have a marquee-sporting event.

Melbourne already has the Australian tennis Open, the Grand Prix and will host golf’s Presidents Cup this year. These are events that capture the attention of sports fans worldwide.

The NRL Grand Final, one or two State of Origin games or the fifth cricket test of the summer just don’t cut it for a city that is meant to be one of the best in the world.

The Crowd Says:

2021-05-24T18:19:42+00:00

Matty B

Guest


Firstly, as I've said elsewhere here, an (not "the") AGP was staged all over the country almost twenty times before Albert Park's couple of efforts, on EXISTING public roads in the Formula Libre era, in '53 and '56. Secondly, again as I've said elsewhere, the move had more to do with external maneuvering and political gain than with cost. About $12 million, in today's terms, was by no means inhibitive and the Adelaide event was still seen as financially helpful in light of the State Bank collapse. Kennett, Walker and Ecclestone simply took advantage on the quiet of the short term political termoil in the months leading up to the '93 election, before leadership was settled and local organisers were in a better position to negotiate. The FIA event was very much required, affordable and well supported in its birthplace. Any 'news' to the contrary at the time was spin and propaganda, no doubt an effort to make the "coup" less than the politically expedient, parochial, unAustralian bastardry that it was. It was not in danger of leaving Australia if it had stayed in Adelaide, not for the forseeable future at least, and thus not "saved" by Melbourne in any way at the time.

2021-05-24T17:25:22+00:00

Matty B

Guest


"Maybe you are forgetting that the first Australian GP was help at Albert Park in 1953…" No, it wasn't. Albert Park held a couple of locally run Formula Libre anti-clockwise races under the "Australian Grand Prix" banner in '53 and '56, about twenty events in as many years and several sites after its historically accepted beginning in the thirties.

2021-05-24T17:23:55+00:00

Matty B

Guest


Ten years on but what the heck. Firstly, events known as the "Australian Grand Prix" date back the 1920s, and had been held at various places around the country including Philip Island, Bathurst and Lobethal, Point Cook, Leyburn, Nuriootpa, Narrogin, Port Wakefield, Southport, Caversham, Albert Park and Calder (among others) with the Victor Harbour run "South Australian Grand Prix" filling in in the '30s before the Australian Grand Prix banner was revived. The event was first run at Albert Park as a LOCALLY sanctioned Formula Libre race in 1953, run by the Light Car Club of Australia and Army Southern Command. It went to Southport and Port Wakefield before being run again at Albert Park under the same Formula in 1956 to co-incide with the Olympics. Melbourne did host its own "Grand Prix" in 1958 as part of the Australian championship. Decades on, an attempt to coax Formula One to Calder failed circa 1980. As did a belated bid to host a round at Sandown in the light of an advanced, superior and ultimately successful effort by Bill O'Gorman and the SA Labor Government that finally put Australia on the big stage. Would never have happened that way if Ecclestone never cared "where it was held". As for not "coughing up the dough" Kennett and Walker did nothing more than take advantage of serious, albeit temporary, political issues in 1993 as a result of the State Bank collapse. Neither Labor or Liberal would be in a position to negotiate the best deal prior to the late 1993 election and Ecclestone wasn't prepared to wait a few months, so Walker and Kennett weaseled in on the sly. In the end, Bernie was, Formula One lost its best street circuit and its Australian finale - '86 still the best season ending in history. Meanwhile Australia gained a glorified season warm-up procession which is now several times, in real terms, the cost of the event. Anyway, I trust that you've grown up enough in the last 10 years to yourself from pounding out such mind numbing parochial nonsense which, I'm sure, most knowledgeable Melbournean motor racing fans would have been embarrassed to read. Most importantly, I hope you've gained a maturity that has saved other people from having to do the thinking for you. Cheers.

2016-03-16T01:29:59+00:00

Karl Hammond

Guest


First of all the Australian GP was held at Albert Park in 1953, the track and lake where built for the event. and secondly does no one remember that during the last three Adelaide GPs it was all over the news that Adelaide could no longer afford to host the event because of the cost, Melbourne saved the event from leaving australia all together.

2011-03-30T00:10:35+00:00

Andrew Leonard

Roar Pro


Agree on this argument Luke. Consultants consultants consultants. Only this week the government has hired a professor to do a study into the state of the Taxi service in Melbourne. "The professor expects to complete his survey over the next year." Of course he does - if he's getting $000's per day I would draw it out for a year too. We all know whats wrong with the taxi service here but they hire somone to spend a year to find out... I personally love the GP - love having it in Melbourne - and would happily live in the Albert Park area if I could afford it and have first rate access to the event. Having said that - if Melbourne cannot retain the Grand Prix I would be happy for it to be somewhere else in Australia.

2011-03-27T03:53:44+00:00

bastardisedafl

Guest


I would rather see money go to ecclestone than waste of space bureaucrats or spending millions on upgrading government offices that don't need upgrading. The F1 could come to Perth and have a sleep.

2011-03-24T12:55:06+00:00

Man Up

Guest


"Yet another sad Sydney sider that isn’t content with their Gay Mardi Gras." ...... Heheehe, they are very envious of Melbourne in Sydney. They changed their laws recently to get more of a bar culture like Melbourne's which tells you how much they look at Melbourne for guidance.

2011-03-24T11:13:17+00:00

Santine

Guest


The first Australian world GP race was at Albert Park in the 1950's.. Adelaide stole it from us, we just took back what we already owned, thanks for keeping it warm for us. If Adelaide wanted to keep it that bad they should have coughed up the dough to keep it because after everything is said and done, Bernie Ecclestone could not give two hoots where it is held, aslong as he gets his money!!!

2011-03-24T11:07:14+00:00

Santine

Guest


Blaa blaa blaa... Yet another sad Sydney sider that isn't content with their Gay Mardi Gras. If Sydney was the best place to hold the Australian F1 GP it would be there already.. Maybe you are forgetting that the first Australian GP was help at Albert Park in 1953... And you cant say that that abortion of a track at homebush could ever be suitable for cars that have the capability of reaching speeds in excess of 300km/hr. Homebush has a hard time keeping the V8 Super cars contained, I highly doubt safe racing conditions could be achieved for the Formula Ones at the homebush location. The ammount of time and effort Melbourne put into making Albert Park suitable for the F1's was amazing, I do not think the people living around Homebush would put up with months and months of road closures and road works, time spent ripping up the road surfaces and laying down new expensive surfaces.. And maybe knocking down a building or two to make room for the pits and run off areas around the corners.. If Sydney were to take the GP from Melbourne they would need something a bit better than Homebush. I think that this is the same old sook story we get every few years... Sydney cannot stand any other state having things better than them, just like a spoilt child.. Ask yourself this, when you ask people from other countries what they picture when they think of Australia, they will tell you the Sydney Harbor Bridge, the Sydney Opera House and Uluru. So maybe its time Melbourne had the Sydney Opera House for a while. We could rename it the Melbourne Opera House and paint it yellow or green... I think that you should stop sticking your nose where it does not belong and go back to planning the next gay and lesbian mardi gras.

2011-03-24T05:56:16+00:00

Luke

Guest


Luke. you genralise way too much what about the 400,000 people that go each year? Why should they have their faviroute event taken off them?

2011-03-24T05:53:34+00:00

Avalon is the future

Guest


If they build it at Avalon, they need to make it an old school track. Like the old Nurburgring, Monza or Spa. Long, fast corners to test the cajones on these modern racers. Avalon is about 25 kms from Geelong city centre. Albert Park is unfortunately full of whinging, Age, 3AW/3LO/ABC tv heads who complain about anything and everything. The annoying thing is these people move into the centre of town for all the action and attractions, then when they get there they want to make it like a farming town on a Sunday afternoon. Wish they would bring the Le Mans race down too and make it 24 hours to really shove it up 'em.

2011-03-24T05:48:36+00:00

zach

Guest


We should ditch the Grand Prix and invest in a monorail. At least that way we would only be ripped of once instead of the annual bloodsucking that goes on now.

2011-03-24T05:47:43+00:00

Ben Carter

Roar Guru


Agree Luke - Gold Coast Indy circuit would be fine :-)

2011-03-24T05:15:13+00:00

Matt

Guest


I say back to Adelaide, the best street circuit in the world, and the best end of year party. Melbourne has never matched Adelaides attendance records and old enough drivers liked the circuit better anyway, Schumi got in trouble in 96 for bagging the Albert Park track and was forced to apologise. Anyway Melbourne should get behind it fully, or give it up.

AUTHOR

2011-03-24T05:11:14+00:00

Luke Doherty

Roar Guru


Perhaps the Gold Coast Indy set up could be another option?

AUTHOR

2011-03-24T05:09:37+00:00

Luke Doherty

Roar Guru


How many projects has the state gov't wasted significantly more than that on and then scrapped? At least you'd be able to have something to show for your tax dollar.

AUTHOR

2011-03-24T05:07:10+00:00

Luke Doherty

Roar Guru


I went for the first time last year. It's amazing how you can hear the cars from the CBD. One of the most amazing events I've ever covered. Enjoy mate.

AUTHOR

2011-03-24T05:05:31+00:00

Luke Doherty

Roar Guru


I take it you're not a fan then? :-)

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2011-03-24T05:04:33+00:00

Luke Doherty

Roar Guru


Richard, that would be an amazing sight every year but i fear only 5 cars would finish. The mountain would claim the rest.

2011-03-24T04:10:26+00:00

Doug

Guest


What an odd comment. I would far prefer another city in Australia to host the event if it wasnt in Melbourne. Adelaide was a great event pretty much loved by everyone. I'm sure Sydney or any other city in Australia could put on a really good race too. But bickering between the states is just going to end up in who ever ends up with it paying more to snatch it away from Melbourne. It would be far better to negotiate as a block with Bernie if it was decided to shift it to another city or share between multiple cities.

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