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Today, the Queensland Rugby League has gone into damage control, with the shock leaking of the recent selectors panel minutes. Confidential sources have made these minutes available exclusively to the Roar.
Location: A private room at an undisclosed Caxton St venue.
Des: Come on guys, settle down and take your seats. Refreshments and snacks are on the table. You will find you each have a full dossier on the available players in front of you.
Mal: Hey, are those sandwiches? I said I wanted to move us more into the donut and pastry direction this year.
Allen: Mal, please, we have discussed this before. It’s the same caterer we use every year and they are very good at what they do.
Des: He’s right Mal, we all know you’ve eaten quite a few things in the past – more than most in fact – but lets not try to second guess the pros on the ground ok? Here, try one of these, Salmon and Watercress (pause)…(*sigh*)… it’s a type of fish Mal.
Mal: I know they’re good, I was just saying if they added a few heavier donuts and some sort of light pastry it wou… uhmm… wow, that is good. A type of fish you say?
Des: Yes, fish Mal. Now, if you would all open the selection report, perhaps we could discuss the problems we face?
Allen: NSW seem pretty set on Mitchell Pearce, what are we going do do about that?
Des: Mal? Your thoughts?
Mal: How do they make it so light and crem… oh, sorry, Pearce?… Umm, hope they pick him?
Des: That’s pretty much it Mal, do try some of those ones on the side of the platter. And please, open up your folder.
Allen: Guys, Greg Inglis, Billy Slater… Billy’s mum will have a fit if we move him, where do we put Greg? Mal?
Mal: I can’t figure it out.
Des: Well you’re the coach Mal, you should have some idea, it might help if you opened your folder.
Mal: No, I mean I have no idea how they can put caviar on a sanga and make it not taste fishy, it’s fabulous. I have to say these guys know their stuff. Oh, Inglis? It, ahh, It doesn’t really matter where we play him, or if we play him?
Des: Good… and that’s because…?
Mal: It only matters that we have him and NSW don’t? Hey, my folder’s only got last year’s Courier Mail team lift out in it.
Allen: Yes Mal, same as we did last year, thanks for your input and have a great series. Are we done?
Mal: Can I take those sangas home with me?
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