The talking points: Weird mid-season rugby-free weekend

Brett McKay Columnist

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    I still don’t get it. And I don’t really know how it took me until a fortnight ago to put two and two together. But here we are. Super Rugby ended last weekend; the first June Tests start next weekend.

    It signals dangerous times for the southern hemisphere rugby fans.

    And there’s no point me telling you what to do this weekend, it’s every rugby fan for themselves. Some will elect to head down the sappy path and go and ‘reconnect’ with their ‘families’. Others will see an opportunity for the long overdue comeback on the playing field.

    I don’t know what path you’ll take, I just hope you avoid the ambush of odd jobs around the house.

    Here are the talking points for whatever we’re supposed to call this weekend.

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    So, why do we have a weekend off?
    Honestly, why do we?

    It’s not like the British and Irish Lions are lobbing into town anywhere, so why did the free weekend need to be plugged into the draw?

    The Test teams needed to start preparations, you might say? Well yeah, maybe. But was a full fortnight really needed?

    As it was, New Zealand and South Africa didn’t name their squads until Saturday night or Sunday. Australia decided – strangely, as I pondered last week – to name their squad last Thursday, supposedly because the players couldn’t possibly find out Sunday morning they were in the squad, print out the ticket attached to the email, and make their way to the Sunshine Coast later that same day.

    Supposedly there was also the reason that they wanted to gather on the Sunday so they could start training Monday. But we know the Force and Rebels players didn’t leave Melbourne until 8pm Sunday night, so all those guys wouldn’t have done a lot Monday morning anyway.

    And if the gather Sunday, train Monday idea really was a thing, why was the Rebels-Force game scheduled for the Sunday? Why couldn’t that have been Saturday afternoon?

    Last weekend didn’t make much sense to me and this weekend makes even less sense to me. I don’t get it.

    Judiciary lotto strikes again
    I need to state from the outset that this isn’t me having a go at ‘dirty Argentineans’ again. It just so happens that the judiciary handling of a Jaguares player has sent me over the edge again.

    Jaguares lock Tomas Lavanini was on Tuesday suspended for two weeks – but one game, because of this weekend – for dangerously charging into a ruck, and once again, the SANZAR judiciary box-ticking exercise has managed to come to a conclusion in spite of itself.

    After receiving submissions and accepting that Lavanini’s charge should come in at the lower end of the scale, judiciary officer Michael Heron QC then went into the area of the checklist that never fails to disappoint.

    “Mr Lavanini has three previous citings and a yellow card for similar dangerous play,” Mr Heron found.

    “Because of his previous conduct and repeated offending, I indicated I would add a week to the suspension [to three weeks].”

    All makes sense to this point. But, wait…

    “Given his remorse, cooperation and early plea, I was prepared to reduce that by one week to a resulting suspension of two weeks [covering two matches] and I gave that indication,” Heron found.

    Seriously. Three previous citings and a yellow card indicates a clear pattern of play here, yet because Lavanini was a good boy during the conference call, he won a one-week discount! You can’t make this up!

    But there’s more. Sunwolves and Japanese veteran lock Hitoshi Ono was given a yellow card for what TMO Ian Smith described as “deliberately [using] his head to back into the [Brumbies] defender”.

    As the yellow card was held up, referee Jaco van Heerden told Ono, “I think you know what you were doing; a deliberate head butt, that’s a yellow card offence.”

    Come the judiciary hearing, Mr Heron QC had other ideas, suggesting that after starting at an entry point of four weeks, and handing Ono the maximum 50 per cent discount for an unblemished record over 96 Tests and what must be four decades of professional rugby, he was “accepting that this was reckless behaviour and not intentional use of the head”.

    “In particular, the player’s exceptional disciplinary record made it very unlikely he would intend to strike another player with his head. The statement from the referee supported that.”

    Except that both referees said that it was a deliberate action!

    For the record, I don’t really have an issue with either finding. Lavanini’s record perhaps did deserve an extra week, but it’s really neither here nor there.

    Once again, it’s the ridiculous contradictory findings from a judiciary officer that has left me dumbfounded. I don’t get how three previous citings and a yellow card for the same charge can be ignored for good behaviour during the hearing. I don’t get how two referees saying something was a deliberate action can be interpreted as them supporting that the action was not deliberate.

    None of it makes sense. And it’s getting seriously ridiculous.

    ARU takeover has a lot of potential for the Western Force
    Alby Mathewson said beforehand that Force players were a bit nervous about the impending ARU takeover, but Matt Hodgson and come out since and said the players were much more at ease with the situation. Essentially, the Force will continue to run themselves in Perth, it’s just that now the cheques will be sent from ARU HQ.

    It means that immediately, the ARU will get a very real, first-hand look at the kind of challenges the Force regularly face. They will very quickly realise the lengths Rugby WA has to go to in order to get noticed and gain traction in a town dominated by two rather big, heavily supported AFL clubs.

    Which means it will be in the ARU’s best interests to make the Force an on-field, well, force, in the quickest timeframe possible. You’re thinking about coming home, Nic White? You’d like to coach back home in Australia, Les Kiss? Well great, we’d love to help bring you home, but have we told you how nice Perth is?

    It potentially opens sponsorship doors, too. Remembering that the Force haven’t had a front-of-jersey naming rights partner for the past few seasons, the ARU could – and should – get clever.

    If the ARU is renewing Qantas, for sake of picking one as an example, they could suddenly throw the front of the Force jersey into the mix and do the deal for not a massive amount more. Or working the other way, a major WA-based company could suddenly get access to say, the Wallabies coaches’ training kit, for a couple of hundred thousand more, if they were willing to stump up for the front of the Force jersey.

    The future of Michael Foley, and whether he stays on for his final year in 2017 or not, will probably give us an idea of how the new arrangement will work. But ultimately, the ARU literally cannot afford to allow the franchise to go any further downhill.

    Sonny Blues Williams
    In what we should recognise as a significant move, given the typical length of contract he’s signed for the last seven or eight years, it was fantastic that Sonny Bill Williams committed his future to New Zealand Rugby and the Auckland-based Blues for three seasons.

    It’s a clear sign that Williams wants to down roots and establish himself as a rugby player, and in doing so in Auckland, it’s just win-win-win as far as I can see.

    The Blues, finally, have a player they can build around. The Tana Umaga lure would’ve been strong for some players, but it wouldn’t be hard to imagine the SBW lure is stronger again. I’ve mentioned this a few times since the news broke, but you can’t help but wonder if Beauden Barrett might not be now similarly tempted.

    Some pretty handy midfielders down the highway at the Chiefs will be resting a little easier, too. And no doubt that would’ve played a part in the New Zealand Rugby Union’s pitch; Charlie Ngatai, Seta Tamanivalu and Anton Lienert-Brown have got a nice little battle going there in Hamilton, without having it further complicated by throwing a 30-cap All Blacks centre into the pot as well. Four clearly wouldn’t go into three spots on game day.

    And obviously, Steve Hansen will rest a little easier, as well. It was Hansen’s call after the Rugby World Cup euphoria had died down, that convinced Williams rugby – and New Zealand rugby – was where he needed to be. Just one simple phone call. It could turn out to be New Zealand Rugby Union’s best return on investment ever.

    Oh no, Eddie Jones is on to us…
    Eddie Jones and his England squad landed in Brisbane on Thursday, to commence preparations for the first Test against the Wallabies down on the Gold Coast. And there’s just no putting one over the man with the English Rose on his chest and a very distinctive accent.

    “It’s all orchestrated, mate,” he said on arrival, after being delayed in customs while his bags were checked good and proper. “You guys should know, you’re part of it,” he told reporters at Brisbane Airport.

    But see, we knew that he’d know that we all knew it was part of the plan. The first thing ‘Cheik’ said to Payto, and Panda, and Georgie, and Smithy, and Bret, and Jim, and Lutts, and Blocker, and Beth, and Vince, and Daz, and Nick from The West, and Spiro, and me, and the GAGR boys when he sat us all down at the first secret media planning and catch-up day on an undisclosed Sunday during the Super Rugby season was, “Eddie will know we’re all in on this”.

    The very first part of the plan he told us was, “Bruce is going to pull him up in customs in Brisbane”.

    So Eddie knows we’re working against him. But knowing what’s coming is only part of it. He’s still got to actually stop the next part of our coordinated and occasionally dastardly plan.

    I can’t say too much more at this point, except to say that he still hasn’t worked out that Karmichael Hunt not training is all part of the plan, too. Straight out of Kevin Walters’ Queensland State of Origin preparation playbook, in fact.

    So welcome back to Australia, Eddie. We hope you enjoy your stay. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

    Enjoy your rugby this weekend. Oh, that’s right, you can’t…

    Brett McKay
    Brett McKay

    Brett McKay is one of The Roar's good news stories and has been a rugby and cricket expert for the site since July 2009. Brett is an international and Super Rugby commentator for ABC Grandstand radio, has commentated on the Australian Under-20s Championships and National Rugby Championship live stream coverage, and has written for magazines and websites in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, and the UK. He tweets from @BMcSport.

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    • Roar Guru

      June 3rd 2016 @ 5:29am
      Corne Van Vuuren said | June 3rd 2016 @ 5:29am | ! Report

      Hi Brett, I actually saw the “reverse” head butt if there is such a thing.

      I ponder one issue, is a player who headbutts on a regular basis more dangerous than a guy that only headbutts once?

      I would think previous record should have no influence when it comes to deliberate foul play. By their very nture a head butt is a deliberate act to injure, and should therefor not have a “sliding scale”

      • Columnist

        June 3rd 2016 @ 8:06am
        Brett McKay said | June 3rd 2016 @ 8:06am | ! Report

        Biltong, I absolutely take your point. And there’s more than enough evidence this season to suggest that a player who headbutts many times will have previous charges ignored anyway..

        • Roar Guru

          June 3rd 2016 @ 8:52am
          Harry Jones said | June 3rd 2016 @ 8:52am | ! Report

          If you are going to headbutt, the lesson is:

          -be old
          -do it in reverse

        • June 3rd 2016 @ 9:31am
          Rugby Tragic said | June 3rd 2016 @ 9:31am | ! Report

          Yes but Brett, assuming they toughen up on the penalties which might mean disqualification for X number of weeks.. after that has been served and the offender repeats …shouldn’t the penalty be increased to the point of eventually banning the perpetrator from the game for all time?

          • Columnist

            June 3rd 2016 @ 9:45am
            Brett McKay said | June 3rd 2016 @ 9:45am | ! Report

            well, you’d like to think, RT, yes!

            • June 3rd 2016 @ 11:06am
              Rugby Tragic said | June 3rd 2016 @ 11:06am | ! Report

              Sorry mate, I mean to pose that question to biltongbek who was advocating similar penalties for all for foul play. I suggest the a serial perpetrators potentially are more dangerous … meaning if they did not maim from the first offence and the continue with foul play they should be sent a message before they commit an act that does severely maim a player, that it will not be tolerated. So a ‘sliding scale’ with heavily increased penalties for repeats should be adopted. A bit of common sense I guess..

              • Roar Guru

                June 3rd 2016 @ 4:51pm
                Corne Van Vuuren said | June 3rd 2016 @ 4:51pm | ! Report

                Makes sense RT, I just think foul play is not dealt with in a severe enough manner.

                There are to many discounts available.

                This isn’t a K Mart, it is a jusdiciary.

              • Roar Guru

                June 3rd 2016 @ 8:30pm
                Harry Jones said | June 3rd 2016 @ 8:30pm | ! Report

                Also, it’s a bit of an old boys club. They are starstruck. They like to be liked by the players.

              • June 3rd 2016 @ 6:14pm
                CUW said | June 3rd 2016 @ 6:14pm | ! Report

                in that sense , it was LAVANINI who got the deal of the year !!

                in the very first macth of super 18 , he dived on to the back of a scoring player. only reason he escaped a card was by the time jags were down to 13 ( i think that is why ref did not give him a yellow).

                then i believe, he got banned once this season ? or was it last season?

                i recall he got carded in the world cup.

                he is a thug and a serial offender in the current scene. he shud have got 8 in my book, just to teach him a lesson and maybe make him stop.

                then again , this kind of ruling is no surprise. when joe marler was cited for kicking an opponent, the presiding judge said his previous ban for racial comment has no bearing on the hearing ( a ban that had been given just a month before he tried to kick off) , that marler had an exemplary disciplinary record and gave him 2 weeks!!!!

                at times i wonder if these judges hear what they r saying ffs???

              • June 3rd 2016 @ 9:23pm
                Nobrain said | June 3rd 2016 @ 9:23pm | ! Report

                Imo the judiciary officers are having the same “consistency” that the officials at the games.

              • Roar Guru

                June 3rd 2016 @ 9:38pm
                Harry Jones said | June 3rd 2016 @ 9:38pm | ! Report

                We need 2 refs so it will add to the inconsistencies !!!

              • June 4th 2016 @ 3:13am
                Nobtaim said | June 4th 2016 @ 3:13am | ! Report

                TMO will decide which ref made the correct call!!!!

    • June 3rd 2016 @ 6:32am
      hog said | June 3rd 2016 @ 6:32am | ! Report

      Good Friday morning rap Brett, some good questions. And yes why is there no rugby this weekend ???

    • June 3rd 2016 @ 6:39am
      concerned supporter said | June 3rd 2016 @ 6:39am | ! Report

      Brett,
      Get off your butt and go to a club rugby game. Have a few beers with your mates.
      You should have an enjoyable day.

      • Columnist

        June 3rd 2016 @ 8:03am
        Brett McKay said | June 3rd 2016 @ 8:03am | ! Report

        I beg your pardon?!? Get off my butt?!? You don’t know me, and you don’t know what I do in my time.

        • June 3rd 2016 @ 5:54pm
          Akari said | June 3rd 2016 @ 5:54pm | ! Report

          Do tell us what you do during your time, Bretty….

          • Roar Guru

            June 3rd 2016 @ 8:32pm
            Harry Jones said | June 3rd 2016 @ 8:32pm | ! Report

            He runs in the Tasman, bears on his back, drinking extra virgin cold pressed olive oil from a bag like Pocock drinks Justice

      • Roar Guru

        June 3rd 2016 @ 6:29pm
        Cadfael said | June 3rd 2016 @ 6:29pm | ! Report

        I weas going up to Sydney to watch my old side tomorrow but My son’s coming up so I’ll probably watch the tv game on Seven 2

    • June 3rd 2016 @ 6:59am
      DJM said | June 3rd 2016 @ 6:59am | ! Report

      Rugby as usual for majority this w’end … Just not the coach potato .

      Comment from The Roar’s iPhone app.

      • Roar Guru

        June 3rd 2016 @ 7:22am
        Shop said | June 3rd 2016 @ 7:22am | ! Report

        Does this mean you are strapping on the boots?

    • June 3rd 2016 @ 7:04am
      Lube Goat said | June 3rd 2016 @ 7:04am | ! Report

      Brett, why is Beauden Barrett linked with a move to Auckland?

      • Roar Guru

        June 3rd 2016 @ 7:31am
        Diggercane said | June 3rd 2016 @ 7:31am | ! Report

        Yes Brett, why is that? 🙂

        • Columnist

          June 3rd 2016 @ 8:26am
          Geoff Parkes said | June 3rd 2016 @ 8:26am | ! Report

          Don’t be greedy Digger, you’ve got two top-liners and the poor Blues need a helping hand.

          • Roar Guru

            June 3rd 2016 @ 8:29am
            Diggercane said | June 3rd 2016 @ 8:29am | ! Report

            Pffffft, Crusaders have been stockpiling for years, Bugger the Blues! They have Tana, what else do they want? 😉

            • Columnist

              June 3rd 2016 @ 8:54am
              Geoff Parkes said | June 3rd 2016 @ 8:54am | ! Report

              Nothing less than what I would have expected from a true Wellingtonian!!

              Charity is best extended to people who are really deserving of it.

              • Roar Guru

                June 3rd 2016 @ 9:42am
                Diggercane said | June 3rd 2016 @ 9:42am | ! Report

                As cold as charity

                😉

              • June 3rd 2016 @ 11:09am
                Rugby Tragic said | June 3rd 2016 @ 11:09am | ! Report

                Aww Mr Digger and you would never expect a Wellingtonian, more precisely from Lower Hutt to rape and pillar playing stock from those in the region huh?…

                Now what was the saying of yours about “one cannot steal the willing” … *grinning*

        • Roar Rookie

          June 3rd 2016 @ 3:38pm
          Shane D said | June 3rd 2016 @ 3:38pm | ! Report

          Hi Digger, BB might be looking to enhance his AB number 10 claims by forming a combination with who he expects to be the AB 12 leading into 2019.
          Great way to show the AB’s his ability to lead a team as well. Moving to a franchise that has the firepower but not the conductor & taking the reins maybe the thing that allows his ability to play the traditional 10 role to flourish.
          Look I’m not greedy. How about you guys lure Lima home & we can have Beauy. Bugger those south Islanders.

      • Columnist

        June 3rd 2016 @ 8:07am
        Brett McKay said | June 3rd 2016 @ 8:07am | ! Report

        Have you not read the papers, Lube?

        • June 3rd 2016 @ 8:30am
          Jerry said | June 3rd 2016 @ 8:30am | ! Report

          The only thing I’ve seen about Barrett & the Blues was some opinion piece by Gregor Paul which suggested a move to Auckland would be good for Barrett’s prospects of sewing up the AB 10 jersey.

          Paul never really elaborated as to why this would help his prospects given Barrett is the regular 10 for the Canes who were finalists last year and bound for the playoffs again, but apparently it would be a ‘statement’ or something.

          • Columnist

            June 3rd 2016 @ 9:22am
            Brett McKay said | June 3rd 2016 @ 9:22am | ! Report

            Yeah, and that was one of I’d reckon three or four different references I’ve seen made in the NZ press over the last little bit, Jerry.

            So the answer to Lube’s original question is because there’s evidently some interest from the Blues..

            • June 3rd 2016 @ 10:24am
              Buk said | June 3rd 2016 @ 10:24am | ! Report

              There is no way he will swap to the Blues, they appear too dysfunctional. Ton of talent, but for some reason keep on underperforming. Remind me of NSW for a few seasons pre-Cheika.
              Plus his brother is no longer in the mix there.

              If he does get lured there, I promise to tackle all those people who slip past you as a non-tackling half back. 🙂

            • June 3rd 2016 @ 10:56am
              Jerry said | June 3rd 2016 @ 10:56am | ! Report

              I’ve seen nothing that’s based on anything other than supposition.

              He didn’t sign with the Blues two years ago. The Canes have improved a fair bit since then and the Blues are the same old same old, why on earth would he want to go there?

          • June 3rd 2016 @ 10:59am
            ClarkeG said | June 3rd 2016 @ 10:59am | ! Report

            There have been attempts in the past by the Blues to sign Barrett but I like you Jerry didn’t really get the gist of the Paul’s article.

            One way Barrett might improve his chances of starting for the All Blacks is to improve his goal kicking.

        • June 3rd 2016 @ 5:05pm
          Lube Goat said | June 3rd 2016 @ 5:05pm | ! Report

          Apparently not – just a case of being out of the loop. In any event, unless money was the pulling factor, why would he want to leave his current team considering the youth and talent present?

    • June 3rd 2016 @ 7:08am
      Adsa said | June 3rd 2016 @ 7:08am | ! Report

      I saw the rugby free weekend coming and decided that I either do those jobs around the house my wife has been nagging about or take my boys to Townsville and watch the Cowdies. League won.

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