The depressing reality of the NRL’s meat market

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    I can’t take it anymore. I know it’s very easy to say that rugby league was better in the old days, but we should consider the possibility that the reason it’s so easy to say it is that it’s true.

    I freely admit I might be just being grouchy and middle-aged when I complain about the changes to the way the game is played on-field – although I will maintain with my dying breath that bringing back contested scrums, allowing striking in the play-the-ball, and permitting ball-stripping in any tackle would only improve the game.

    Nostalgia is a powerful force and when we lament the things we think the game has lost we must not be blinded to the things the game has gained, like acrobatic wingers and the retirement of Michael Ennis.

    But the changes that have gone on off the field are becoming too much for a man to bear. When I began watching rugby league, back in the 80s – that mystical era of ball-playing forwards and Tina Turner – the days of clubs actually being made up of born-and-bred locals from the district they ostensibly represented was already long past, if it had existed at all. But nevertheless there remained a sense of identity in teams that stayed consistent from year to year.

    Most players who were good enough to command a regular first-grade spot tended to find a club they liked, and stick with it – with the obvious exception of those players who, you know, didn’t.

    Players did switch clubs, of course they did. Michael O’Connor started with St George and went to Manly. Ian Roberts started with South Sydney and went to Manly. Cliff Lyons started with North Sydney and went to Manly. There was a solid orderly system in place, whereby players who’d made the grade had the choice of either committing long-term to their club, or going to Manly, and everyone was fairly pleased with the situation.

    The main thing was that, although players could be lured to different clubs by bigger pay packets, and those who were undervalued by their current side would look for a home where they were more appreciated, from year to year your team looked, basically, the same.

    The stars stayed put, and if they upped stakes it was cause for commotion and distress. You couldn’t imagine Peter Sterling being anything but an Eel, or Wayne Pearce anything but a Tiger.

    Terry Lamb started as a Magpie, but once he was a Bulldog it became ludicrous to imagine him as anything else, and given he played approximately eight thousand games after heading to Bankstown I say we count him as a one-clubber.

    Perhaps the state of affairs could be best summed up by considering the career of Phil Blake, who played for six different clubs, not counting his stints in England. Nowadays it feels like six is the bare minimum for any player who doesn’t want to feel unloved and neglected in the market, but back then pinballing around the league in such a reckless fashion was liable to make people see you as some kind of… well, as some kind of Phil Blake.

    Everyone is Phil Blake now. One-team men like Cameron Smith seem positively quaint, and raise questions as to whether their agents have been sleeping on the job.

    Even Cooper Cronk is willing to leave. The start of a new season is the signal for every player in the NRL to decide which club he’ll be moving to for next season. Loyalty is something players pledge to boot manufacturers more than teams.

    And for a fan, it makes you wonder just what a “team” means anymore. Is it really just the jumper and nothing more? Does it not matter who’s wearing it? Is forming an attachment to the players on your team a silly move now, as it’ll be a miracle if your favourite is still playing for your team in two years’ time? Are we expected to live and die on the fortunes of a constantly rotating lineup of guns for hire?

    And most painful of all, do we just have to accept that any time we watch our team go around, a significant portion of them will have already promised themselves to someone else?

    Unhappy Gold Coast Titans fans

    Is it even possible to feel the same as we once did? When I was a boy, I fell in love with Balmain, and at the same time with Benny and Blocker and Junior and Jimmy and Sirro.

    Could I have loved the team so fiercely and so uncompromisingly if Benny had left two years after I decided he was my favourite? If I’d had to watch Junior captain the Tigers while knowing he’d already agreed to terms with the hated Bulldogs?

    The thought of the Pearce headband topping off a blue and white uniform would have been as disturbing as… as the sight of Kevin Proctor’s mop bobbing about above a Titans jersey is today. It just doesn’t compute.

    But that’s because I’m old. The game is the way the game is, and there’s no way of changing it. And obviously we wouldn’t want to – every player has the right to maximise his value, and decide for himself where he should play. Nobody has any right to restrict a man’s earning capacity (except for the NRL, which imposes a salary cap to do exactly that).

    And once you’ve admitted that everyone should be free to travel wherever they like, why be coy about it? Why pretend? Better to be upfront and let the deals carry on without restraint throughout the season – if a player’s going to sign, let him do so as quickly as possible and get the announcement out of the way as early as we can. There is no reason to do anything differently nowadays.

    Except for what I see as the biggest and most persuasive reason of all: it sucks and it makes me sad. And if that’s not enough reason to change the system, I suppose I might as well give up on contested scrums too.

    Ben Pobjie
    Ben Pobjie

    Ben Pobjie is a writer & comedian writing on The Age, New Matilda and The Roar, whose promising rugby career was tragically cut short the day he stopped playing rugby and had a pizza instead. The most he has ever cried was the day Balmain lost the 1989 grand final. Today he enjoys watching Wallabies, Swans, baggy greens, and Storms.

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    • Roar Guru

      April 21st 2017 @ 7:35am
      The Barry said | April 21st 2017 @ 7:35am | ! Report

      I agree that it would be much better if this constant conjecture about where players are going next year wasn’t going on mid season but I’m yet to hear a system that would prevent it. The most common response seems to be an end of season trading period but I don’t think that solves the issue.

      The main reason being that it’s the prospect of a player signing elsewhere that creates the most headlines and speculation, not the actual signing itself. Once a player has signed and confirmed the hype dies down almost immediately.

      To use a couple of examples from this season, earlier in the year there was intense speculation and daily media reports about Ben Hunt. Now that he’s signed with the Dragons for next year we don’t hear anything about him any more. Ditto Jack Bird. It’s all Woods, Tedesco and Foran. Once their futures are locked down the circus will move on.

      I think the trade period to the end of season just extends the media’s speculation window. As disrupting as it is to have a couple of months of speculation, imagine it going ALL season, through semis until the transfer window.

    • April 21st 2017 @ 7:37am
      Oingo Boingo said | April 21st 2017 @ 7:37am | ! Report

      I’m still in love with Blocker , Ben.
      He’s just a good bloke .

      • Roar Rookie

        April 21st 2017 @ 9:22am
        Squidward said | April 21st 2017 @ 9:22am | ! Report

        Good bloke but overtaken Hadley, Vautin and Lewis as worst commentator in the game. A rare miss hit from Fox

        • April 21st 2017 @ 11:34am
          Ron Norton said | April 21st 2017 @ 11:34am | ! Report

          Sorry Squidward, nobody could overtake Vautin for that honor!

          • April 21st 2017 @ 2:57pm
            tim said | April 21st 2017 @ 2:57pm | ! Report

            Ray Hadley?

        • Roar Guru

          April 21st 2017 @ 5:28pm
          Edward Kelly said | April 21st 2017 @ 5:28pm | ! Report

          Agree, Blocker isn’t up to grade as a commentator.

          • Roar Guru

            April 21st 2017 @ 6:35pm
            The Barry said | April 21st 2017 @ 6:35pm | ! Report

            He was great when they first brought him back as a one off but he’s worn out his welcome pretty quickly.

    • Roar Guru

      April 21st 2017 @ 8:42am
      Edward Kelly said | April 21st 2017 @ 8:42am | ! Report

      Player agents have more power, influence and make more money with this system. I would say that player agents are even more powerful than clubs. So nothing will change without the NRL leading, and when does that happen particularly when this period of over-inflated player salaries is a result of the speculation over the future salary cap which the NRL are mainly the cause. I couldn’t see this all happening in the AFL.

    • April 21st 2017 @ 8:44am
      Cleveland said | April 21st 2017 @ 8:44am | ! Report

      I am a little older than you Ben and I blame Dennis Tutty for all this. he also played for Balmain…

    • April 21st 2017 @ 8:56am
      kk said | April 21st 2017 @ 8:56am | ! Report

      One could say an early order for 282 kg of Export Quality Balmain Beef with delivery
      in late September is about to be finalised.

    • Columnist

      April 21st 2017 @ 9:18am
      Tom Rock said | April 21st 2017 @ 9:18am | ! Report

      The modern rugby league landscape is a foreign and scary place. We’re almost in May, and this is the first piece I have read in 2017 where someone has injected a healthy dose of anti-Manly sentiment into their article. Such unrestrained bias used to be commonplace in sports writing. Sad when we let traditions fade away.

      • April 21st 2017 @ 11:32am
        terrence said | April 21st 2017 @ 11:32am | ! Report

        Yes, felt the same way Tom. He didn’t mention that Cliffy played in 1981 for Cronulla before joining North Sydney a few years later or that Ian Roberts left Manly for North Queensland.

        Surprised he didn’t mention Johnny Raper played for Newtown before joining a rather strong St George team (in the 1950’s), Artie Beetson played with the Tigers before moving to the Roosters (in the 1970’s), Wally Lewis played for Fortitude Valley before going to Wynnum-Manly (in the 80’s). Didn’t get to read much about Dennis Tutty either?

        Players changing clubs, disgusting. Workers changing employers, no problem.

        I hope his show is better than this article.

        • April 21st 2017 @ 3:25pm
          matth said | April 21st 2017 @ 3:25pm | ! Report

          Bob Fulton Manly to Easts
          Ron Coote Souths to Easts
          Bobby McCarthy Souths to Bulldogs
          Steve Edge St George to Parramatta
          Gillespie and Langmack Wests to Bulldogs (or vice versa)
          Dorahy, Brown and Boyd all at once Wests to Manly

          And that’s before the annual pillaging of Brisbane clubs, with Canberra building their dynasty partly on Brisbane Souths and after that St George being strong in the early 90’s on the back of a bunch of Brothers players.

          It really has been going on a long time.

          • Roar Guru

            April 21st 2017 @ 6:38pm
            The Barry said | April 21st 2017 @ 6:38pm | ! Report

            Langmack, Thomas, Farrar, Gillespie to Wests

            Dunn, Tunks, Kelly, Chris Mortimer to Penrith

            Sargent and Hagan to the Knights

            Tony Currie to the Broncos

            Alchin to the Dragons

            All from the Dogs 88 premiership team…

            • Columnist

              April 22nd 2017 @ 5:15pm
              Tom Rock said | April 22nd 2017 @ 5:15pm | ! Report

              I’m still smarting from Wigan poaching George Carmont from the 07 Knights.

            • Columnist

              April 23rd 2017 @ 1:06am
              Ben Pobjie said | April 23rd 2017 @ 1:06am | ! Report

              Which just confirms my theory that all modern problems stem from the Dogs 88 premiership team.