How the hell was Paul Gallen not charged? Yet more inconsistency from the NRL

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    Somehow Paul Gallen has escaped even being charged for a high tackle he perpetrated during Saturday night’s game against the Raiders.

    It is a yet another example of the inconsistency and ineptitude that we have unfortunately come to expect from those running the National Rugby League.

    There was a mass of hysteria that surrounded the non-send off of Sia Soliola in Round 20 when he collected a slipping Billy Slater late and high. A lot of people thought that we’d see a knee jerk reaction from the officials and that players in the following weeks would be sent off for such misdemeanours as a sly facial or farting in the scrum.

    The reaction of General Manager Officiating Tony Archer to the Soliola non-send off strongly suggested non-decisions from his officials would no longer be tolerated. Soliola’s non-send off would be the offence that broke the dismissal-shy referee’s back.

    The video referee, Bernard Sutton, and the pocket referee, Chris Butler, were both singled out by Archer as the men who failed to send Soliola off (notably, Matt Cecchin was cleared of all responsibility).


    (AAP Image/Mick Tsikas)

    Both Sutton and Butler were dropped for the next round and, although Sutton has once more taken his spot in the Bunker, Chris Butler has been relegated to the touch line, swapping his whistle for a flag.

    And when it comes to sending players from the field it seems that the referees are as gun shy as ever. This was highlighted by two incidents on the weekend.

    The first was a spear tackle by Bronco Joe Ofahengaue on Titans Lock Max King in the 58th minute of Saturday evening’s game on the Gold Coast. Whether intentional or not, the tackle was awful and we were lucky that Max King was not very badly injured.

    Given the fate of Sutton and Butler, it was a very good bet that Henry Perenara, his pocket referee Jon Stone, and video referee Jared Maxwell – who himself sat out three rounds following his role in the awarding of the Akuila Uate ‘try’ in Round 14 – would give Ofahengaue his marching orders.

    As it transpired, Ofahengaue was only put on report for an offence. The Match Review Committee subsequently deemed it a dangerous throw worthy of five weeks on the sideline. That clearly tells us that they thought it was a send-off worthy offence.

    Yet again, the officials lacked the courage to enforce the rules. That was especially strange as, at that point, the score was 28-0 to the Broncos and a send-off was highly unlikely to affect the result.

    The second incident occurred on 56 minutes at Shark Park on Saturday night.

    Just minutes after Josh Papalii was correctly sin binned by Gerard Sutton, hulking six-foot-four Raiders prop Shannon Boyd ran the ball completely upright towards the Sharks line. The five-foot-eleven Cronulla captain, Paul Gallen, ran out towards Boyd and leapt into the tackle, leaving the ground and collecting the Canberra prop flush in the throat with a swinging arm.

    These are the facts.

    Paul Gallen is still displaying staggering speed, aerobic fitness and strength for a man turning 36 next week. However, Shannon Boyd is a huge lump of beef and was bred very tough on the farm in Cowra. He was able to take a shot that would have laid out the likes of Billy Slater and possibly killed the likes of us punters.

    However, the replays of the hit were damning. Gallen unequivocally ran at the ball carrier and jumped into the hit, getting a significantly taller man in the throat with a swinging arm.

    Paul Gallen Sharks

    (Photo by Jason O’Brien/Getty Images)

    “Oooooooh! Gee whiz! Will the 300th be played next week?” said Fox commentator Brenton Speed on seeing the replay.

    “Boy oh boy, that’s a high tackle there from the Cronulla skipper… He’s got big forearms too,” spoke expert commentator and former teammate Michael Ennis.

    The tackle was indisputably high and, in my opinion, it was reckless.

    Yet it was not even put on report.

    Gerry Sutton, his pocket referee Adam Gee and even the chastened Bernard Sutton in the Bunker let it go with just a penalty.

    It beggared belief.

    However, what happened – or rather didn’t happen – next was a total disgrace.

    The Match Review Committee did not even charge Paul Gallen for the hit. He will not even cop a fine, let alone any suspension.

    And he will play his 300th game next week, ironically against Joe Ofahengaue’s team.

    I asked the boss of the NRL Media unit, Glenn Jackson, just who was on the MRP that reviewed the Gallen high tackle. I have received no response. If I were one of the people responsible for letting this incident go without charge, I’d certainly want to be anonymous.

    Want to know what is totally broken about rugby league?

    1. We’ve got refs who don’t send players off, no matter how blatant the crime,
    2. We’ve got a referees boss who takes little responsibility himself but seems trigger happy when it comes to scapegoating his charges, and
    3. We’ve got a match review committee that can give totally inconsistent assessments that sees one player handed a large penalty while another one – who has quite the list of priors to his name – is deemed to have done nothing wrong whatsoever, when most students of the game would not be able to separate the offences in terms of severity.

    President Harry S Truman has the ignominious legacy of being the commander-in-chief that ordered the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. He famously had on his desk a sign that said, “The buck stops here.”

    He was the boss and he would not shirk the hard decisions.

    The question is will the leader of our NRL, Todd Greenberg, make the hard decisions and fix this fiasco? Will the buck ever stop with him?

    Todd Greenberg

    (Image: The Roar)

    Greenberg needs to step in ASAP, because the inconsistencies perpetrated by referees, Match Review Committees and judiciaries may lead to charges of restraint of trade being levelled against his organisation in court.

    Rugby league is no longer the part time game it was in the 1980s. It is a full-time professional sport. The broadcast deals are in the billions and the player payments we punters actually know about total over nine million dollars a year per club. It is big business.

    The organisation administrating this big business must be professional, smart, effective, consistent and fair.

    For all the NRL’s talk of tribunals and judiciaries, they are in no way a legal body. If they are going to suspend a player, they better be damn sure that the processes they’ve followed were clearly set out and followed fairly and consistently.

    If they don’t, they’ll once more inevitably consign the game to lawyers at ten paces, like we had during the war between Packer and Murdoch for control of the game in the 1990s. We all remember what damage that did to the game we love.

    However, if I was the CEO of a club that had a vital player up on a high tackle charge at a crucial point in the season, I’d be thinking very hard about fighting any subsequent suspension in court on the basis of restraint of trade, based on the precedent the MRP set in saying Gallen had no case to answer.

    When Paul Gallen runs out onto Suncorp Stadium this coming Friday night to play his 300th game, he won’t just be booed by the Lang Park faithful because he’s a New South Welshman they love to hate, it will also be because their own Joe Ofahengaue will be sitting out up to five games for an offence that wasn’t that much worse than the one Gallen perpetrated.

    But don’t boo Gallen. Just like it wasn’t Sia Soliola’s fault that he wasn’t sent off, it’s not Gallen’s fault that he wasn’t suspended. Given his reaction when returning to the defensive line following the hit on Boyd, I bet he is the most surprised of anyone that he doesn’t have to front the tribunal.

    His avoidance of punishment is because of scared referees, caused in turn by their blamestorming boss, and compounded by an inconsistent Match Review Committee.

    Take a bow, the lot of you.

    Enjoy your 300th, Gal.

    Tim Gore
    Tim Gore

    Tim has been an NRL statistician for ABC Radio Grandstand since 1999, primarily as part of their Canberra coverage. Tim has loved rugby league since Sterlo was a kid with lots of hair but was cursed with having no personal sporting ability whatsoever. He couldn't take a hit in footy, was a third division soccer player making up numbers, plays off 41 in golf and is possibly the world's worst cricketer ever. He has always been good at arguing the point though and he has a great memory of what happened. Follow Tim on Twitter.

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    • August 7th 2017 @ 8:01am
      Luke Smith said | August 7th 2017 @ 8:01am | ! Report


      Gallen’s hit wasn’t as bad as Joe’s but Gallen’s past form meant he was probably out for the next 4 games on an early plea but the NRL wanted another 300 game celebration for free to air TV viewers to watch (even if it’s in enemy country)!

      Shame MRP, Shame!!

      Do you think the NRL will include in Gallen’s 300th game celebration montage, pictures of the texts he sent that the NRL fined him for? I’m sure that’d be a good look for the game!

    • August 7th 2017 @ 8:11am
      Paul Chapman said | August 7th 2017 @ 8:11am | ! Report

      Good well researched article Tim. As a Queenslander who has played (regional level only) & followed the game for over 60 years I am now at the point of believing that Gallon has to really injure someone really badly before the MRC takes his “collective multiple offences” seriously.
      The Ofahengaue tackle was really bad & he needs to spend time on the sideline but he is a young bloke & still learning & isn’t in the class of Gallon. By the way wasn’t there a “Lifting above the horizontal” in the Raiders V Sharks game that also missed the MRC??

      • Columnist

        August 7th 2017 @ 9:45am
        Tim Gore said | August 7th 2017 @ 9:45am | ! Report

        No, Wade Graham has copped a fine for that. A fair result. Nothing more required in my opinion.

        • August 9th 2017 @ 6:09pm
          Larry1950 said | August 9th 2017 @ 6:09pm | ! Report

          Beg to differ Tim, Wade Graham deserved a charge of reckless at the least but my conspiracy theory goes along the lines of “they play the broncos next round so let’s leave Gallen & Graham alone”. Gallen threw the dead set old fashioned coat hanger tackle, old BRL followers will remember it as a Norm Pope tackle. Joe Ofengaue got a deserved suspension & you could tell from the press conference that Bennett wasn’t going to defend him.

      • Roar Rookie

        August 7th 2017 @ 2:26pm
        3_Hats SSTID 2014 said | August 7th 2017 @ 2:26pm | ! Report

        The tackle Gallen did on Kyle Turner in the All Stars game in 2015 was also NOT Charged, that was an unsavoury incident where everyone agreed he should have received at least a 4-week suspension.
        Again, he was not charged.
        Gallen definitely is a protected species!

    • Roar Guru

      August 7th 2017 @ 8:12am
      The Barry said | August 7th 2017 @ 8:12am | ! Report

      It’s really hard to understand how the NRL has lost its way here.

      I don’t think Gallen’s tackle was an automatic send off. Contact was high but there was enough gray in it at full speed to support the ref not sending him off. But how the hell does he escape suspension? Glad he’s not because he’s a vital cog in my SuperCoach team but he should be spending a couple of weeks on the pine.

      Ofahengaue was an immediate send off. It was an awful tackle and had all the indicators. Lifting once players momentum was stopped, lifting past the horizontal, driving him into the turf, neck and shoulder first point to make contact with the ground. It’s as bad a spear tackle as you can get. While the outcome wasn’t as bad as the McKinnon tackle, from a technical point of view it was at least as bad and probably a bit worse.

      I have a little bit of sympathy for refs and how hard it must be to make a call to send someone off when it happens so fast, and will be blown up post game. But there’s no excuse for the match review committee and judiciary missing these things.

      • August 7th 2017 @ 8:55am
        Oingo Boingo said | August 7th 2017 @ 8:55am | ! Report

        I asked you a week or so ago what the numbers were like at junior level in your neck of the woods .
        You said they were pathetic and that mothers considered the game a brutal farce.
        I’ve since asked my nephew ( who was a fantastic magpie junior ) in Wagga if his 8 yr old is playing league .
        He said he wasn’t and that they would have to travel to towns like Harden and Temora ( hundreds of kilometres) because Wagga and surrounding areas can no longer support a comp due to the low numbers of kids .
        I stand by my previous comments, “League is dead”, it’s just a matter of time before they put it in the ground.

        • Roar Guru

          August 7th 2017 @ 9:46am
          The Barry said | August 7th 2017 @ 9:46am | ! Report

          It’s going to be tough.

          In 10 years time league is not going to get the cream of athletes coming through as they’ll be playing other sports. It’s hard to see how the massive TV deals will continue because what is the NRL doing to bring new fans into the game or indoctrinate kids to footy at a young age?

          • August 7th 2017 @ 10:17am
            Oingo Boingo said | August 7th 2017 @ 10:17am | ! Report

            It ain’t gunna change mate , the experts would have you believe that kids are made of meringue and parents are lapping it up , to their own detriment.
            They’ve created generation of fat little pasty electronic dependent brats that embrace failure as an equal to success .

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              August 7th 2017 @ 2:30pm
              3_Hats SSTID 2014 said | August 7th 2017 @ 2:30pm | ! Report

              Very true mate, kids are soft these days.
              We used to play tackle footy in the back lane with a half-brick.
              Oh, times have changed.

              • Roar Guru

                August 7th 2017 @ 4:59pm
                Con Scortis said | August 7th 2017 @ 4:59pm | ! Report

                That explains a lot 3 Hats

              • August 7th 2017 @ 5:22pm
                Oingo Boingo said | August 7th 2017 @ 5:22pm | ! Report

                A couple of falcons perhaps ?

      • Columnist

        August 7th 2017 @ 9:46am
        Tim Gore said | August 7th 2017 @ 9:46am | ! Report

        Agreed Baz.
        That’s scary stuff OB…

        • August 7th 2017 @ 12:02pm
          Boz said | August 7th 2017 @ 12:02pm | ! Report

          Weight divisions instead of age divisions is the only thing that will save Junior Rugby League.

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            August 7th 2017 @ 12:17pm
            The Barry said | August 7th 2017 @ 12:17pm | ! Report

            That’s got nothing to do with it.

            Most mums wouldn’t know or care the difference between weight and age divisions.

            My kid plays under 7s and he’s got more chance of getting injured playing on the trampoline in the backyard. The game isn’t rough at all.

            But there’s a perception out there that junior league is every bit as brutal as NRL and that kids are getting concussed every week.

            Seriously, I tell parents in the playground or at BBQs that my son plays league and the reaction is that I’m bordering on being a negligent parent.

            As far as I can tell the NRL does very little to market the game to parents or educate people about it.

            U7s league is not violent or aggressive at all. There’s no big hits and the injuries I’ve seen this year are no different to soccer, where kids bump their knee and have a few tears.

            • August 7th 2017 @ 12:29pm
              Boz said | August 7th 2017 @ 12:29pm | ! Report

              I agree with everything you say Barry, but any parent who’s child wants to play Junior League, and they are faced with competing against kids who are 20kg’s heavier in Under 7’s – that on its own is often enough to make them say no. It’s about making the game at the Junior level as safe and as accessible to as many kids as possible.

              • Roar Guru

                August 7th 2017 @ 1:00pm
                The Barry said | August 7th 2017 @ 1:00pm | ! Report

                I think that’s also a bit of a furphy.

                In my sons league there are a few bigger kids but not heaps and to be honest the really big kids don’t do that much damage because they’re not travelling fast enough.

                The kids that have the most potential to do damage are the ones that are a little bit bigger but are quick and mobile. Even then at u7s it’s pretty minor. Those kids wouldn’t be separated out by weight divisions.

                The other thing about the weight divisions is what happens to the bigger kid? He might weigh the same as 8 or 9 or 10 year olds but no way will he be as developed, maybe not as strong and certainly won’t have the technique of older kids.

                What about his rugby league experience or his safety?

                There’s not enough players or teams to have multiple weight divisions in each age group.

              • August 7th 2017 @ 2:37pm
                Oingo Boingo said | August 7th 2017 @ 2:37pm | ! Report

                We played British Bulldog growing up and that was every kid from every class , the big kids wouldn’t deliberately hurt the little ones and as you’ve quite rightly pointed out they didn’t have the technique to inflict damage , other than a few bumps n bruises, which were regarded as a badge of honour back then.
                The only reason it was banned was buttons and collars needed to be replaced daily.
                Now FFS they won’t even let kids play on swings at school and a lot of SC parents agree with it …
                I’ll be interested to ask about Auskick and junior AFL over here now , 10 years ago my sons age groups at HBL through 10-15 would field 3 teams at times and other clubs around Bunbury would quite often have two .
                I’ll be interested to see if there is also a decline there.
                I doubt there will be , as the media over here is in love with Freo and the Eagles , whereas the Sydney media loves nothing more than a public NRL hanging.

              • August 7th 2017 @ 2:36pm
                JVGO said | August 7th 2017 @ 2:36pm | ! Report

                Junior rugby league up to the age of about 13 or 14 was always safe. Anyone who has played it knows this. Young kids can’t really hurt each other at their weight and strength. After that things get tougher but by then you should have the skills to deal with it or decide on another path. I played other sports at a high level but the intensity and enjoyment of playing junior league was never bettered in my mind

            • August 7th 2017 @ 2:59pm
              matth said | August 7th 2017 @ 2:59pm | ! Report

              I played in primary school and never got more than a few scrapes. The grounds were pretty hard where I came from. But my knee is no good from playing soccer.

              My son plays soccer and he managed to knock himself out. But then he did basically somehow manage to kick himself, therefore taking his own planted leg out from under him, so he smashed the back of his head on the ground. Not another player within 5 metres.

      • August 7th 2017 @ 6:01pm
        Ian said | August 7th 2017 @ 6:01pm | ! Report

        I disagree on the Gallen tackle. He left his feet to make the high contact. That has to be intentional and intentional foul play should be automatically a send off.

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          August 7th 2017 @ 6:08pm
          The Barry said | August 7th 2017 @ 6:08pm | ! Report

          Fair enough…goes to show how hard it is for the refs if we can’t agree with a couple of days worth of replays and slow motion.

    • August 7th 2017 @ 8:15am
      Gray-Hand said | August 7th 2017 @ 8:15am | ! Report

      The Soliola incident was more serious and more deserving of a send off due to the affect it had on the other team – they lost a player for the remainder of the match and were at a severe disadvantage as a result. in that case, a send off would balance the ledger.

      Gallen and Ofahengaue both deserve lengthy stints on the sideline and 10 minutes in the bin would have been a good punishment for them and deterrent for others on the day. But a send off, in circumstances where the other team isn’t really disadvantaged by the bad act, is probably overkill.

      Agree with everything else in the article.

      • August 7th 2017 @ 9:23am
        Alan said | August 7th 2017 @ 9:23am | ! Report

        In what other field is the outcome punished as opposed to the act?

        Ofahengaue should have been off (not just for 10).

        Gallen’s deserved a penalty at the time, a referral to the MRC and then a stint on the sidelines (and perhaps 10 in the bin).

        Our refs have no cajones and haven’t for some time.

        • Roar Guru

          August 7th 2017 @ 9:33am
          The Barry said | August 7th 2017 @ 9:33am | ! Report


          Punch someone in the street and give them a black eye, probably no consequences. Kill them and you’re going to jail.

        • August 7th 2017 @ 9:39am
          Gray-Hand said | August 7th 2017 @ 9:39am | ! Report

          Well – the law, for one.
          If you punch someone and they fall to the left, land on grass and run away, you get charged with assault, maybe bodily harm etc…very unlikely that you are going to prison.
          If you punch someone and they fall to the right, land on concrete, crack their skull and die, then you are going to prison for a very long time.
          Same in civil suits – drive negligently and break the leg of a teacher and you are maybe up for $20k. But if you drove your car negligently and broke Cameron Smith’s leg, you are looking at a far greater sum.

          • August 7th 2017 @ 10:19am
            Oingo Boingo said | August 7th 2017 @ 10:19am | ! Report

            If only assault charges were so black n white.

    • August 7th 2017 @ 8:26am
      Crosscoder said | August 7th 2017 @ 8:26am | ! Report

      After Soliola mysteriously stayed on the field with his shot on Slater and getting a few weeks only,Gallen should have had 10 minutes in the bin.Ricky of course had his usual whine about the game, no mention of the Soliola incident.

      Gallen then a couple of weeks on the sideline, nowhere near as bad as Soliola’s effort.

      And Leilua should have been pinged for a cheap shot slam on one of the Shark’s players when tackled and lying on the ground.

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        August 7th 2017 @ 9:57am
        Tim Gore said | August 7th 2017 @ 9:57am | ! Report

        Ricky didn’t whine at all CC…
        He didn’t reference this issue at all.
        No one is saying that Gallen’s tackle was as bad as Soliola’s.
        Are you saying that the Gallen tackle didn’t warrant a charge from the MRC?

    • August 7th 2017 @ 8:30am
      Womblat said | August 7th 2017 @ 8:30am | ! Report

      Agreed Tim. But I’m seeing a big picture here, and it’s a bit scary. I have a theory.

      This is modern management in a nutshell. Duck shove, butt cover, avoid blame, assign responsibility to someone else, smile for the cameras, carry on. It’s the outcome of a tree hugging, soft spined, politically correct, rights over responsibilities culture that we are all wallowing in. Even Turnbull is under fire right now as a leader that does nothing but keeps his job. It’s everywhere in our comfortable, spoiled, lazy lifestyle, and the NRL is no different.

      But the sport of Rugby League exists within a special box in that weak environment. It’s tough, uncompromising, hard, difficult, and at it’s very core, violent. You miss a tackle or drop the ball, you are to blame. There’s nowhere to hide on the field, or off these days. It requires traits like loyalty (to push yourself through limits you didn’t know you had), discipline, teamwork, courage and determination to succeed. None of those traits are worth much in our weak society these days. Important values just don’t line up. But people, admit it or not, need them. That’s why it’s so outrageously popular.

      I actually see this as a reminder of how far we’ve come as a population, but how far we’ve slipped as people (that’s assuming these qualities are still important). Unless society values change, I can’t see a solution.

      • August 7th 2017 @ 11:12am
        Bee bee said | August 7th 2017 @ 11:12am | ! Report

        Look at the bigger picture…..

        The Rugby League player of today (and citizen) has more responsibilities and less rights than ever before.

        You. Like the League player of today are under the microscope like never before. As is every level of management in every organisation going right to the top.

        The understandable reaction is to freeze. Avoid fiasco, avoid making a call. Others know more, others will take you down. And if they know less they will still scream at you that you are wrong. They know better.

        Bigger picture… People are the same they are just responding to shifting sands… We are all more responsible than ever. If you understand that you will realise why making a call just adds to your responsibilities (That call) so why make one?

        • August 7th 2017 @ 12:56pm
          Womblat said | August 7th 2017 @ 12:56pm | ! Report

          We’re saying the same thing. You reckon we aren’t making calls because we are under more scrutiny than if we don’t. I’m saying we aren’t making calls because we’ve become cowardly.

          Same picture. Same story. Call not made.

          • August 7th 2017 @ 3:31pm
            Bee bee said | August 7th 2017 @ 3:31pm | ! Report

            But your saying League is different. There are no cowards. Yet society is weak and infecting League with its soft spineless ways.

            I remember when League was played in a much more cowardly way. Guys regularly got spear tackled and coat hung and smashed in back play. And refs often sent guys off the field.

            I would say a strong society stamps this out. Otherwise we should just bring on the thunder dome and nuke the whales.

            • August 7th 2017 @ 5:54pm
              Womblat said | August 7th 2017 @ 5:54pm | ! Report

              Yeah that’s exactly what I’m saying. 90% of our population wouldn’t know the words courage, teamwork or dedication unless they looked them up on Wiki in air conditioned comfort.

              You say cart, I say horse. Whatever, but League and society have drifted well apart and have few values in common. Hence the issue.

              I don’t think nuking whales is a valid sport but I bet you’d sell tickets.

              • August 7th 2017 @ 6:25pm
                Bee bee said | August 7th 2017 @ 6:25pm | ! Report

                I am far more optimistic. There is courage all around you. And it comes in many forms. Not just on a League field. Horse/cart, glass half full/empty. Whatever. I think we have established that we are looking at the same world through different lenses. Now back to my air con and meringue pie my butter ball kids need their dessert.

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            August 8th 2017 @ 4:57pm
            Cadfael said | August 8th 2017 @ 4:57pm | ! Report

            The problem as I see it is that referees appear to be afraiid to use the sin bin/send off. Nothing to do with society just the game. We have send offs in union (the super rugby final) and in soccer. I won’t even say this is retricted to league but to the NRL and other televised games (NSW & QldCups and the NYC). Country and park league use the sin bin and send off.

            Are referees told to not use these because that may affect a game (conversely, not using these also affects a game). The rules of the game are what causes the refereeing problem. Will the NRL look at this? No.

            • August 9th 2017 @ 1:57pm
              JRT said | August 9th 2017 @ 1:57pm | ! Report

              The problem lies with Channel 9. Their edict to the referees & bunker is to facilitate a “fast open game” of 13 on 13 to appease the Betting Agencies. ( Don’t forget bet responsibly)

      • August 8th 2017 @ 7:31pm
        Well I'll Be said | August 8th 2017 @ 7:31pm | ! Report

        This is one of the best written analysis, with more appropriate words, together, that I have seen written about a subject matter that is Political Correctness, gone berserk.
        You may well call yourself Womblat but I wouldn’t liken you to our native furry burrowing marsupial, more akin to the old adage “How can one expect to soar like an eagle when one is working with a flock, or bunch of turkeys”. Too true. Womblat – Well Done

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          August 9th 2017 @ 10:53am
          Tim Gore said | August 9th 2017 @ 10:53am | ! Report

          Strewth! Thank you. Where do I send the cheque?

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