Greenberg revealed his bold and controversial plan in an exclusive interview with The Roar:
The Roar: So Todd, crowds have been nothing short of disast-
Todd Greenberg: Let me just cut you off there, mate, I know where this is going. We were as disappointed as anyone at the crowd attendance over the weekend, and it’s just not good enough.
TR: So what are you guys going to do to fix it? Slash ticket prices? Cheaper food and d-
TG: I’m wrestling a bear.
TR: Excuse me?
TG: We’re ditching the Under 20s pre-game, I’m wrestling a bear.
TR: When you say you’re wrestling a bear…
TG: We’ve got a boxing ring, we’ve got a 115 kilo fully grown East Siberian Brown Bear that arrived by ship today. Three rounds. No judges. Winner by knockout or submission only.
TR: Haha, very good. But in all seriousness, what’s the plan?
TG: I’m deadly serious. I don’t have time for jokes. The only thing I have time for is the NRL’s devoted fans *pauses*…and that’s why I’m wrestling a bear.
TR: That’s one of the most insane things I’ve ever heard.
TG: Look we’ve gotten rid of the shoulder charge, we’ve gotten rid of the fights, the most biff we’ve got is David Klemmer giving DCE a slap across the cheek, and the crowds have abandoned us. If the people want blood, then blood is what they’ll get.
Todd Greenberg in happier times, not wrestling a bear. (AAP Image/Dean Lewins)
TR: How did you even think of this idea?
TG: My kid was watching that movie, Amateur-Ball or Semi-Pro or something, and in the film, Will Ferrel’s character fights a bear in a cage match to get crowds to come to the big game. It doesn’t take a genius to draw the parallels there – so now here I am, about to literally wrestle a bear.
TR: Todd, I don’t know how to put this any other way…but you really shouldn’t wrestle a bear.
TG: Different strokes for different folks…
TR: And your stroke…is unregistered, inter-species wrestling matches.
TG: Look mate, the game needs a spectacle and that’s what I’m giving the people. First you media types whinge about the crowds, then you say we’re not doing enough. Now you’re saying I shouldn’t wrestle a bear. We’re rugby league players, we’re not thinkers, we’re do-ers.
TR: And what you’re doing is wrestling a bear tomorrow night at the Eels vs Cowboys game at ANZ?
TG: That is correct. See you guys there.
Our lawyers advise us to inform you that this is obviously satire, and Todd Greenberg is not actually wrestling a bear. Even though it would definitely be awesome.
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