Alternative ways to find a World Cup winner

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    If the 2010 World Cup taught us anything, it’s that you don’t necessarily have to be armed with an overload of facts to make bold, correct World Cup predictions. Sometimes you just have to go with your gut.

    Tipster extraordinaire Paul the Octopus, from the tournament in South Africa, had eight correct tips from eight predictions – proof using an alternative method can pay off.

    So, in the spirit of Paul, who sadly died within a few months of the conclusion of the 2010 World Cup, here are alternative methods for making World Cup predictions.

    Using an animal like Paul the Octopus

    Since it worked so well for Paul, and so many have tried since, it would make perfect sense to start off some alternative predictions by using the closest, friendliest animal.

    In this case, it is the family pet dog.

    Placing a dog biscuit in boxes marked ‘home’, ‘draw’, and ‘away’, the much-loved Muttstradamus prediction was based on which biscuit was eaten first.

    Unlike Paul, who only did Germany games and the final, our animal tipster offered up predictions for every single match, including the finals (over three days so not to make the dog sick).

    To save on boredom, only the highlights of each method are shown.

    Final four: Uruguay, England, Germany, and surprisingly Iran
    Winner: Uruguay to beat Germany in the big match
    Surprse: Iran and England in the semi-finals, and Spain dead last in group B
    Australia: third in group C

    Uruguay are the ultimate winner over Germany in the final. No luck for Australia, but even less for one of the big guns in Spain. One could say then that the bark is better than the bite for Uruguay.

    Am I smarter than a two and five-year-old?

    They say never to work with children or animals, but since the first set of predictions used a pet, let’s continue to break the ‘rules’.

    The children selected mainly on flags of the teams, or some of the country names they could recognise. How could it go wrong?

    Final four: Portugal, Brazil, Spain, Belgium
    Winner: Brazil beat Belgium
    Surprise: France don’t get past the group stage, Germany knocked out in the round of 16
    Australia: win group C but knocked out by Portugal in the quarters.

    Perhaps the kids know more you would think, as their final four are very realistic. Great for Australia too.

    Best bets

    As a more statistical method, using the odds.

    The head to head odds are used to determine the group match winner, with the favourite getting the prediction, unless the difference is within ten per cent, then a draw is declared.

    For the knockout stages, the tournament odds are used as there are currently no markets.

    Final four: France, Brazil, Spain and Germany
    Winner: Brazil beat Germany
    Surprise: nil
    Australia: last in group C

    Using odds throws up a reasonably predictable result, with the final four being France, Brazil, Spain and Germany. Anyone can back a favourite though.

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    Tim Cahill (Photo by Mark Metcalfe/Getty Images)

    Various stats

    Since odds aren’t completely foolproof, another method is using on-field stats from qualifying, performances at World Cups, and my own metric of two years’ worth of internationals corrected by FIFA rankings.

    The stats of average points from qualifying, the goal difference in qualifying, the average points from each team’s performance at past World Cups based on three points for a win and one for a draw, and an enhanced, in-house creation metric of each team’s record in internationals for the past two years were ranked 32 to one, and all ranking points added up. The most overall points win each game.

    Final four:  France, Brazil, Spain and Germany
    Winner: Brazil beat Spain in the final
    Surprise: Nigeria beat Argentina to second place in group D
    Australia: no points and at the bottom of group C

    A similar story to the best bets method, as the final four sees France, Brazil, Spain and Germany. And Brazil win.

    Non-sport-related national stats

    Perhaps we haven’t spread ourselves wide enough to find alternative ways to pick a winner, by only including sport-related stats, children and animals. Why couldn’t we use a few measures for each country off the field, under the theme of a happy country is a winning country?

    I used three key stats – inequality-adjusted human development index (IHDI), GDP, and murder rate – and ranked them best to worst, then handed out 32 to one points, based on position. The higher total points gets the game.

    Final four: Australia, England, Spain, Japan
    Winner: Japan beat England in the final
    Surprise: Russia win group G
    Australia: Aussies beat Spain to finish third

    Politics and football just don’t mix.

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    The Crowd Says (7)

    • Columnist

      June 12th 2018 @ 9:10am
      Mike Tuckerman said | June 12th 2018 @ 9:10am | ! Report

      Haha, awesome.

    • June 12th 2018 @ 9:31am
      Fred said | June 12th 2018 @ 9:31am | ! Report

      Does anyone fancy Mexico’s chances? Or for that matter, the hosts Russia?

      • June 12th 2018 @ 12:25pm
        Andrew Browne said | June 12th 2018 @ 12:25pm | ! Report

        Not really – could do okay, maybe a quarter but would have to get lucky. Who knows sometimes though, Denmark & Greece won Euros but never been anything like that in World Cup except maybe Korea and Japan in their home World Cup and they didn’t win.

      • Roar Guru

        June 12th 2018 @ 4:21pm
        JamesH said | June 12th 2018 @ 4:21pm | ! Report

        Russia?!?!? I know they have the home ground advantage but if they even manage to get out of their group they will face Portugal or Spain.

        Mexico can be dangerous and if they manage to top their group they could meet Switzerland, Costa Rica or Serbia in the round of 16. Unfortunately, if they finish second behind Germany then they will likely end up facing Brazil.

    • June 12th 2018 @ 10:46am
      KP said | June 12th 2018 @ 10:46am | ! Report

      Loved the last one! Although by using the murder rate you’ve effectively put Brazil dead last…

    • Roar Rookie

      June 12th 2018 @ 9:53pm
      Waz said | June 12th 2018 @ 9:53pm | ! Report

      For crying out loud, how can we take the “family pet dog” predictions seriously without knowing what breed of dog it is??

      And if it’s a Labrador how can we take it seriously at all? everyone knows Labrador’s just eat the first thing they come across without any thought whatsoever thereby invalidating any prediction …. other than the Labrador will get fatter every day it lives!

      C’mon man, more rigour required in these experiments!!

      • Roar Pro

        June 12th 2018 @ 10:15pm
        The Gurgler said | June 12th 2018 @ 10:15pm | ! Report

        Too true on the Lab front.

        The dog aka Muttstradamus is a Border Collie.

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