Some people are born tone deaf. Some people are born having no ability to tell left from right. I was born with both those problems, and also with a complete lack of fashion sense.
Will that stop me from rating the red carpet fashion at the Dally M awards? Not a chance.
However it does mean we need a crucial disclaimer here which is for the love of Gucci don’t take anything I have to say seriously. You’re all beautiful.
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Can we all agree that it would be a serious missed opportunity if Cam Munster doesn’t just talk entirely in Austin Powers quotes all night? 7/10.
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I find it impossible to believe that a dress like this meets the OHS requirements literally anywhere. 5/10.
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Is this dress equipped with some incredible high-tech spy equipment that can make it blend in with its surroundings, or just really really shiny? We’ll never know. 6/10.
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In my first brief glance I thought Nicole Slater here was wearing a dress with the Tobasco sauce logo all over it. Still a decent dress, but I would have more highly rated one honouring the great taste of Tobasco sauce. 6/10.
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How many innocent muppets were killed to make this dress? 5/10.
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Does Kalyn Ponga’s costume have a slight astronaut theme, or is he just wearing a moon boot? I choose to believe the former. Got to rate a bloke who takes his mum too. 7/10.
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I suppose if you forget to organise a dress for the big night you can always just wear your bathrobe. 5/10.
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Sam’s going out with a bang! Or perhaps just got extensively drawn on with crayon. Either way, looking slick. 7/10.
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