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Ben Pobjie is a writer and comedian whose promising rugby career was tragically cut short the day he stopped playing rugby and had a pizza instead. The most he has ever cried was the day Balmain lost the 1989 grand final. Today he enjoys the frolics of Wallabies, Swans, baggy greens, and Storm.
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Big game specialist Roy ‘Crackling’ Pork and small game ignorer Wayne ‘Spanks’ Spankle grapple-tackle the week in sport to within an inch of its life.
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Is there anything more disgusting than a sportsperson being friends with their opponent? This eternal question came to mind this week after seeing Bernie Vince, after his Melbourne Demons went down in a close one to Geelong, chatting amiably with Cats star Patrick Dangerfield.
We all love sport, and what we love most about it is how easy it is to identify all of the things wrong with it.
Now that the World Cup is over, it’s time to examine how Australia can do better next time and we can assume our rightful place as world champions in 2022.
We continue our in-depth look at the ins and outs, the ups and downs, the rights and lefts and the protons and electrons of the nations of World Cup 2018.
You’ve probably read a lot of World Cup ‘guides’ written by ‘experts’ and ended up shaking your head in exasperation, crying, “Goodness gracious these people are fools”.
Looking for an in-depth examination of the combatants in the upcoming State of Origin clash?
So you’re a fan of rugby? You like violence. You like brutality. You like a game with a decent chance of a man having his head stapled together at some point.
I have for some time thought it might be a good idea for sporting bodies to give up attempts to act as moral arbiters, to restrict their jurisdiction to sporting matters only and get out of players’ private lives altogether.
If it doesn’t matter, why not bring Trevor Chappell out of retirement?
Who cares who opens the batting for Australia in the first Test?
You could’ve at least mentioned what people who DID see him bat said. Completely ignoring what eyewitnesses thought of Pollock is very convenient. And for someone who doesn’t think stats are everything, you’ve written an article judging Pollock on nothing but.
Was Graeme Pollock a great batsman?
I thought Yeo was great *considering* he was out of position and lacking in a centre’s speed. But he was good “for a lock playing centre”. And Gutho was good too. A genuine backline replacement would still have been preferable. Even so, losing Tedesco will always be a huge blow no matter who replaces him. Just bad luck and you can have contingencies but you can’t eliminate luck from your game plan.
Six talking points from State of Origin Game 3
I think Cleary was very good, Cook was fine although vastly outshone by Grant, Walker went missing and the whole forward pack was a huge letdown. But if Tedesco stays on the field I still think NSW wins. His injury turned the game on its head – the effect hugely magnified by NSW carrying four forwards on the bench, which I think is always a bad move.
Six talking points from State of Origin Game 3
1999 it must’ve been: NSW won 3-0 in 2000.
Six talking points from State of Origin Game 3
Reckon you’ve given Allan five times as many points as he earned
State of Origin 3 player ratings: Queensland Maroons
If Cordner is the GOAT, the club ain’t that strong in that position.
The Sydney Roosters' greatest NRL team
That’s how good a judge Duncan was – he knew that Dave Brown would end up proving himself.
The Sydney Roosters' greatest NRL team
I’d take Beetson over JWH every day of the week. I’d take Beetson over almost any other prop who ever took the field.
The Sydney Roosters' greatest NRL team
I reckon weight gaps would close if you placed players in the same eras. Full-time professionals who spend days in the gym get to bulk up a lot more.
The Sydney Roosters' greatest NRL team
Dan Frawley for Tupou. Viv Thicknesse for Hastings. Ray Stehr for Morley (can’t believe Morley was even considered). Bunny Reilly for Cordner.
The Sydney Roosters' greatest NRL team
Oh come now, I bet you’ve read two or three bigger loads in your time.
For the love of God, stop letting the Wallabies play us like this
I think you mean they were slow out of the blocks in 2020, as you’d already covered their 2019 clash?
Missing from the Richmond dynasty? A legitimate rival
You’ll get over the grand final one day.
Time to update the NRL rule book to reflect the actual rules
Penrith isn’t far from Parramatta though, and if the Riverside Theatre isn’t enough of a draw for these guys…
The Panthers' greatest issue? Um, Penrith
I always loathe the “what else was he to do” style of commentary. The fact is, if there is no way a player can prevent a try without breaking the rules, what he is *supposed* to do is let the try be scored. That’s the whole point of, you know, “rules”. Might as well see a player throw a pass ten metres forward to get a try and ask, “well what else was he supposed to do, there were defenders in the way!”
"I'm always honest", says Phil Gould who reckons his NRL grand final call wasn't biased
You’re right. It’s entirely legal to tackl feet-first and kick the ball out of the hands of a player in the process of scoring a try. The bunker just made up a fictional rule in order to benefit the Storm. Good article.
The penalty try was wrong. Change my mind
It’s not so much that Gould wants his team to win, as that he deludes himself into thinking they ARE winning, when they’re not.
Also, “witty”. Heh, good one.
The problem with 'bias': Why this Queenslander backs Phil Gould
Greg Alexander, to his enormous credit, a while back decided he would not call Panthers games.
"I'm always honest", says Phil Gould who reckons his NRL grand final call wasn't biased
They were more in touch with their feelings. They came out of the game more well-adjusted.
"I'm always honest", says Phil Gould who reckons his NRL grand final call wasn't biased
India must be relieved the pitch eased out.
Who’d have thunk it? A few takes from the first Test