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Dane Eldridge

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Lifetime sports enthusiast, but mainly just the funny bits. Author of 'The TRUTH about Rugby League' and 'Facebook Rugby League's 2022 Digest', two stories showcasing the unhinged ramblings of a disturbed troll regarding The Greatest Game of All. Rorts, conspiracies and NRL paranoia, all wrapped up in tight burrito of Boomer Outrage. Out now!

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About time that horse was called out

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

A commercial silver lining in the club’s darkest era

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

Very true, Tony. He should’ve shown some respect to the club’s predicament, and done it at halftime

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

Darius’ status as protected species has seemingly extended in to retirement

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

Thanks for the feedback again everyone. Will be keeping an eye on Todd to see if Tim’s prophecies come to light too

The next Bellamy: Rookie Todd Payten on track to be game's biggest stress-head

Thanks for all the feedback, legends! Bloody good for footy to be back. Bring on the unattainable ref standards and bickering

Consumer warning: New Melbourne probably the same as Old Melbourne

It’s well-worn, isn’t it? Should attract an immediate 10% penalty on the cap IMO

Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents

Bloody NZ, always one step ahead

Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents

Bloody excellent idea Zac, and for this reason, totally inappropriate for rugby league!

Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents

Wow Paul, I would love to answer that but regrettably I didn’t graduate from Yale with honours. Something tells me there would be some kinda fringe benefit tariff payable to the IRS or someone more powerful, ie Khoder Nasser

Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents

Big D, you raise a fair point. Players are buggers too. Unfortunately they are a necessary evil. We need the herd immunity

Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents

G’day Beath, a ripper suggestion mate, and one that has proven quite popular in outer climes. Maybe the double contract is too passé for the industry though; perhaps a triple contract, with the extra to go to Buzz?

Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents

Good morning JA, and once again, superb advice. Based on recent developments, I’m not sure who is more reputable betwen an NRL agent and an NRL doctor. Perhaps they would be better served googling

Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents

I like how a 4 game series will always deliver a clear winner too

The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court

Thanks TLN, an honour to be mentioned alongside such a luminary of dribble

The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court

Gould’s comms are sometimes WC

The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court

We could do with another 5/8 too

The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court

Wow, thank you John. I guess I can only say, I draw great inspiration from evil global leaders

The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court

Thanks John. Kicking myself for not consulting your deep legal advice prior. Reckon Todd Woodbridge could’ve been a clincher

The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court

Too right Barry, they are majorly suspect! Surely Qld’s points can be challenged under the relevant legislation, ie rule 1.4 subsection 25a of Michigan electoral guidelines

The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court

The best I’ve seen, KK. That’s why he deserves this kinda respectful farewell

Cameron Smith has earned right to retire on his terms, provided he retires before the grand final

Paul may combust, I truly believe that

Cameron Smith has earned right to retire on his terms, provided he retires before the grand final

I think this is a great idea Paul. Give him the entire arts budget

Cameron Smith has earned right to retire on his terms, provided he retires before the grand final

Beathy, I like your statue idea. It is a gesture that implies an immediate departure. You don’t play on in front of your copper bust, it’s unedifying. Cameron would know this

Cameron Smith has earned right to retire on his terms, provided he retires before the grand final

Will need to shave down but I’m def keen mate

The Dogs of War mentality wasn’t intended for the board room

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