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Dane Eldridge

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Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

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It’s a straight-to-DVD blockbuster just waiting to happen. You could play Honest Randy too

Slater defence to fight ban saying "at least he was wearing pants"

KK, I’m actually more interested in securing at seat at the hearing rather than Sunday at ANZ- this is a true biggun

Slater defence to fight ban saying "at least he was wearing pants"

Bloody hell, this is excellent

Happy 123rd, rugby league

Beautiful stuff EJ. Remember too: no need to pack your own plastic furniture for Suncorp either. Luxury

Barrett to depart Manly after request for facilities “not in spirit of club"

Interesting, Randy. Such is the depths of their despair, perhaps Manly need Darren Lockyer in drag

Barrett to depart Manly after request for facilities “not in spirit of club"

Madge the obvious choice there, but any idea of what percentage of him is a ‘Manly person?’

Barrett to depart Manly after request for facilities “not in spirit of club"

KK, I await this with great zeal. Trent does have the movie star looks, but in saying this, I rate him the second most attractive Manly coach after Graham Lowe

Barrett to depart Manly after request for facilities “not in spirit of club"

Left field, Paul. But we may get more sense on rugby league from a cricketer or a vocal artist

Barrett to depart Manly after request for facilities “not in spirit of club"

Forty, this is the kinda rational and intelligent insight Manly need as CEO. Got anything on for the next 2-3 months?

Barrett to depart Manly after request for facilities “not in spirit of club"

Cheers TB. I thought they were flush too. Seems shiny new stuff can just rapidly age once a team starts losing

Barrett to depart Manly after request for facilities “not in spirit of club"

Thanks for reading everyone. Some of these comments are absolute gold. Carney, Gould, barbecues, 10 year plans, yoga based pre-seasons, another Super League war? Outstanding suggestions all round! The game will be back where it belongs in no time- shrunk to a one-inch column in the details section.

The NRL is being ruined by rugby league

“Informed”? “Intelligent”? “Lower grades”? C’mon Billy, you know I’m not the go-to for research and logic!
Will work on the funny for you though.
Thanks for reading too

We should indict Hasler and Maguire for losses of Damien Cook

Hey Mushi- was definitely meant to refer to the Globetrotter’s whipping boys. Must remember to put the bottle down before hitting the keyboard!

Unsolved mysteries: Wests Tigers own the top four, reside in ninth

You’re on to something there, KK. Concord, Clearys and Concussions – the Tigers new ‘Big Three’?

Unsolved mysteries: Wests Tigers own the top four, reside in ninth

StuMac, this is poetry. I was right there with you on that undulating 10th place roller coaster. Superb stuff mate!

Unsolved mysteries: Wests Tigers own the top four, reside in ninth

Owen you legend. Thanks for your long-time readership! And I’m sorry to all other combatants of the ISP for my unfortunate comparison

Unsolved mysteries: Wests Tigers own the top four, reside in ninth

He was a master-class in manouvering himself away from the play — both in attack and in defence!

Thank you, John. This is the straight-shooting needed to save the dying artform of match reports!

Hayne needs a short-term contract, preferably to end of the next set

Thanks Phil. I’ve actually been told Jarryd was only picked in Laurie Daley’s teams due to the lack of reasons to celebrate

Hayne needs a short-term contract, preferably to end of the next set

I’ll have a whinge: There needs to be more Gore on The Roar

Festivus in July: It’s time to air my NRL grievances

You’re right, Tim. Looks like another deal stacked in Jarryd’s favour, doesn’t it?

Hayne needs a short-term contract, preferably to end of the next set

KK, this is wonderful stuff. I seriously owe you beer(s)

Hayne needs a short-term contract, preferably to end of the next set

True, Gus. Reckon Corey would give himself a better chance of staying if he reinvented as a game-managing halfback though

The Broncos new breed: We're gonna need a bigger chequebook

Bloody hell, KK. This is wonderful feedback! Let me say, the appreciation is reciprocated. Let us also give thanks for rugby league. Viva!

The Broncos new breed: We're gonna need a bigger chequebook

Would love to know what this turned up

The Broncos new breed: We're gonna need a bigger chequebook

Great idea Paul. Nick is a man who definitely knows odometers

The Broncos new breed: We're gonna need a bigger chequebook