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Lifetime sports enthusiast, but mainly just the funny bits. Author of 'The TRUTH about Rugby League' and 'Facebook Rugby League's 2022 Digest', two stories showcasing the unhinged ramblings of a disturbed troll regarding The Greatest Game of All. Rorts, conspiracies and NRL paranoia, all wrapped up in tight burrito of Boomer Outrage. Out now!
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What triggered the greatest outpouring of emotion in 2022? Probably Tom Dearden rupturing his testicle. But a close second was the death of Queen…
If you haven’t heard of Origin, you’ve probably been living under a rock in some uninhabitable wasteland like Antarctica or Adelaide.
With Manly's premiership hopes on tenterhooks following Tom Trbojevic's injury, one major aspect of panic has emerged – what rampant potencies will this ailment…
After another season of upheaval around scheduling, the NRL can at least provide some certainty by including Parramatta’s August nosedive in next year’s draw.…
Following their sacrifices throughout this year's covid-affected Origin series, it's time to repay the selfless Blues by playing all three fixtures in Queensland next…
With the Maroons being mercilessly smashed by the Blues and the state in the grip of lockdown, Queensland will send another SOS to Wayne…
The relief was palpable among Tigers fans after being destroyed by Melbourne on Saturday night – and not only because the loss wiped out…
It was a history-making night in Townsville on Wednesday, with the regional centre hosting its first execution of a sacred cow since the sacking…
In much the style that has bedecked his tenure, ARLC chairman Peter V'landys must hastily introduce another radical rule change to address the game’s…
Excited pundits have earmarked teen sensation Reece Walsh as the game's next transcendental superstar, but only provided we don't burden him with too much…
Kyle Flanagan is fighting to regain his position in the Bulldogs first grade side, with insiders claiming he’s ready to “do whatever it takes"…
With the Raiders nosediving after four straight losses and the players craving sunnier locales like Bradford, the euphoric days in Canberra of grand finals…
The Brisbane Broncos are in damage control, with bosses desperate to reverse the club’s frenetic spiral from becoming a once-mighty powerhouse to a feeder…
With Tom Trbojevic firing on all cylinders upon returning from injury, Manly must now smartly manage his workload by frontloading bulk matches before his…
Cronulla are reportedly on the cusp of rewarding John Morris a much-deserved contract extension, thus granting the underrated coach an extra two years of…
Todd Payten is on pace to finish among the coaching greats, with the rookie clipboard holder's short career already producing compounding irritation at the…
All these players complaining about being tired after one round of footy need a healthy dose of perspective. They should be sent for national…
Despite the mysterious disappearance of Cameron Smith in to full-time media tormenting, there is nothing to indicate Melbourne won't shock us by doing the…
Australia faced more questions than answers in the lead-up to the first Test. What to do with Joe Burns? Who is actually broadcasting the…
The Big Bash League continues to suffer fading interest levels, once again asserting the famous adage that T20 is to blame for everything. However,…
A commercial silver lining in the club’s darkest era
Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely
Very true, Tony. He should’ve shown some respect to the club’s predicament, and done it at halftime
Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely
Darius’ status as protected species has seemingly extended in to retirement
Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely
Thanks for the feedback again everyone. Will be keeping an eye on Todd to see if Tim’s prophecies come to light too
The next Bellamy: Rookie Todd Payten on track to be game's biggest stress-head
Thanks for all the feedback, legends! Bloody good for footy to be back. Bring on the unattainable ref standards and bickering
Consumer warning: New Melbourne probably the same as Old Melbourne
It’s well-worn, isn’t it? Should attract an immediate 10% penalty on the cap IMO
Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents
Bloody NZ, always one step ahead
Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents
Bloody excellent idea Zac, and for this reason, totally inappropriate for rugby league!
Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents
Wow Paul, I would love to answer that but regrettably I didn’t graduate from Yale with honours. Something tells me there would be some kinda fringe benefit tariff payable to the IRS or someone more powerful, ie Khoder Nasser
Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents
Big D, you raise a fair point. Players are buggers too. Unfortunately they are a necessary evil. We need the herd immunity
Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents
G’day Beath, a ripper suggestion mate, and one that has proven quite popular in outer climes. Maybe the double contract is too passé for the industry though; perhaps a triple contract, with the extra to go to Buzz?
Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents
Good morning JA, and once again, superb advice. Based on recent developments, I’m not sure who is more reputable betwen an NRL agent and an NRL doctor. Perhaps they would be better served googling
Rugby league desperate for vaccine against player agents
I like how a 4 game series will always deliver a clear winner too
The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court
Thanks TLN, an honour to be mentioned alongside such a luminary of dribble
The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court
Gould’s comms are sometimes WC
The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court
We could do with another 5/8 too
The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court
Wow, thank you John. I guess I can only say, I draw great inspiration from evil global leaders
The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court
Thanks John. Kicking myself for not consulting your deep legal advice prior. Reckon Todd Woodbridge could’ve been a clincher
The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court
Too right Barry, they are majorly suspect! Surely Qld’s points can be challenged under the relevant legislation, ie rule 1.4 subsection 25a of Michigan electoral guidelines
The only way NSW can beat Wayne Bennett is in the Supreme Court
The best I’ve seen, KK. That’s why he deserves this kinda respectful farewell
Cameron Smith has earned right to retire on his terms, provided he retires before the grand final
Paul may combust, I truly believe that
Cameron Smith has earned right to retire on his terms, provided he retires before the grand final
I think this is a great idea Paul. Give him the entire arts budget
Cameron Smith has earned right to retire on his terms, provided he retires before the grand final
Beathy, I like your statue idea. It is a gesture that implies an immediate departure. You don’t play on in front of your copper bust, it’s unedifying. Cameron would know this
Cameron Smith has earned right to retire on his terms, provided he retires before the grand final
Will need to shave down but I’m def keen mate
The Dogs of War mentality wasn’t intended for the board room
About time that horse was called out
Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely