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Dane Eldridge

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Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

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G’day TB, it is wonderful to again be blinded by the reflection of the tinfoil. As for Latrell’s knees, I haven’t slept since the Waratahs game. Which is crazy because it was rugby

Round 1 is here, now we can finally talk about the football

G’day KK, its wonderful to smell the liniment again. Wishing you a fruitful 2019 season. Please be careful down there with Todd and Peter, you could find yourself in an executive role in refereeing

Round 1 is here, now we can finally talk about the football

Got me there

The Dukes debate: Maybe we should just concentrate on hitting our own ball

Thanks James, much appreciated! Our internet is painful, after all

The Dukes debate: Maybe we should just concentrate on hitting our own ball

Good shout. And perhaps one of those rubber superballs for T20 (or a zorb ball for games involving Australia)

The Dukes debate: Maybe we should just concentrate on hitting our own ball

Thanks James. It’s an uncontrollable bodily reaction

The Dukes debate: Maybe we should just concentrate on hitting our own ball

Bloody fantastic view, KK. Using our own ball seems a much more plausible proposition than what I originally hoped, which was to play with no ball at all

The Dukes debate: Maybe we should just concentrate on hitting our own ball

Kay, I need to get you on a cliché consultancy role

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

You’re right, FQ. Tennis is badly lacking naked horseplay

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Too kind mate, thank you

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Seeing them like footballs!

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Thanks Harold. Self admonishing for missing the betting irregularities. Shall include in my next League in Crisis piece, which should only be minutes away

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

He’s sending plenty of texts lately Big D- don’t speak too soon, there could be a ‘slip-up’. Also known in league circles as a ‘hacking’

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Thanks Paul. Definitely disappointed in the shortfall of clichés, but I’m “working hard in the gym” to rectify and should be ready for round one

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Cheers Stirling, but I must defer to the great work of our footballers. They write themselves

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Great idea, Paul. Then once the series sweep is complete, time for a mini-series celebrating his rise. If it’s good for The Don, its’ good for Glenn.

Glenn Maxwell's career has become a 12-part crime podcast

He was overlooked again, Matt. According to Trevor Hohns, he only wants to play white ball cricket. Jesus wept

Glenn Maxwell's career has become a 12-part crime podcast

Its a sad story, Graeme. The trajectory is so predictable. Earmarked – fast-tracked – fallout with Michael Clarke – become County/Bangladesh PL stalwart

Glenn Maxwell's career has become a 12-part crime podcast

Much appreciated bigbaz – although topping selectors’ logic could also be achieved by a car tyre

Glenn Maxwell's career has become a 12-part crime podcast

Not a bad call, Tom G. And ‘Gormless’? Magnifique! *kisses fingers like Italian chef*

Sea Eagles CEO: Toovey didn't offend enough people at Manly to be asked back

Wonderful again, KK. Any position in this administrative masterstroke for T.Barrett?

Sea Eagles CEO: Toovey didn't offend enough people at Manly to be asked back

I’ll wear that with pride, Taubada!

Sea Eagles CEO: Toovey didn't offend enough people at Manly to be asked back

Thanks DP! You’ve gotta wonder about Toovey’s dwindling stocks on the Beaches. That’s even acknowledging the pot plant would qualify as state-of-the-art training equipment

Sea Eagles CEO: Toovey didn't offend enough people at Manly to be asked back

Love it, Paul, cheers mate. And apologies for haunting you with Little Paul, which sounds super weird as I type it

The crisis merchant's memorable moments of 2018

Dutski, you’re too kind! The crises have fed me bountifully this year. Kinda makes me appreciated unbalanced journalism. Not good.

The crisis merchant's memorable moments of 2018