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Dane Eldridge

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Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

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I absolutely love this, Paul, and have now cancelled my afternoon to deeply cogitate the matter

Relocation now a fruitless annual debate alongside mooted Bears comebacks and Titans rebrands

This new mega-footprint would also allow the NRL to shift Newcastle, probably to PNG

Relocation now a fruitless annual debate alongside mooted Bears comebacks and Titans rebrands

Now we’re getting somewhere!

Relocation now a fruitless annual debate alongside mooted Bears comebacks and Titans rebrands

I like all of this, Robert, except moving the Chooks to Adelaide. I’ve heard the city’s soy goat’s milk honey frappe is sub-par

Relocation now a fruitless annual debate alongside mooted Bears comebacks and Titans rebrands

Meet you there with the cherry-picker and the long lens, Baz

Relocation now a fruitless annual debate alongside mooted Bears comebacks and Titans rebrands

KK, I have bookmarked cargo cult programming, and thrown my hands aloft in ‘amen’ style in endorsement of your final line

Relocation now a fruitless annual debate alongside mooted Bears comebacks and Titans rebrands

Indeed, Max. I too like my relocations cold and spreadsheet-based

Relocation now a fruitless annual debate alongside mooted Bears comebacks and Titans rebrands

Good morning KK and top of the season to you. Once again, you speak sense. Leave the man at fullback, and get him to Easts. We need another utility and preferably an Aries

Kalyn Ponga's 2019 set to exceed exaltations

Cheers matth. Sean Rudder was always wonderful at carrying a team, seems he’s done it again here

Kalyn Ponga's 2019 set to exceed exaltations

Cheers Griggso. Season 2030 is not looking good. Scurvy could be the new ACL

Round 1 is here, now we can finally talk about the football

I was already fired up for the footy, but hearing Big Daddy talk religion has surged me to new levels

Round 1 is here, now we can finally talk about the football

I swear I’m immune, Shane. Tom Cruise told me so

Round 1 is here, now we can finally talk about the football

G’day TB, it is wonderful to again be blinded by the reflection of the tinfoil. As for Latrell’s knees, I haven’t slept since the Waratahs game. Which is crazy because it was rugby

Round 1 is here, now we can finally talk about the football

G’day KK, its wonderful to smell the liniment again. Wishing you a fruitful 2019 season. Please be careful down there with Todd and Peter, you could find yourself in an executive role in refereeing

Round 1 is here, now we can finally talk about the football

Got me there

The Dukes debate: Maybe we should just concentrate on hitting our own ball

Thanks James, much appreciated! Our internet is painful, after all

The Dukes debate: Maybe we should just concentrate on hitting our own ball

Good shout. And perhaps one of those rubber superballs for T20 (or a zorb ball for games involving Australia)

The Dukes debate: Maybe we should just concentrate on hitting our own ball

Thanks James. It’s an uncontrollable bodily reaction

The Dukes debate: Maybe we should just concentrate on hitting our own ball

Bloody fantastic view, KK. Using our own ball seems a much more plausible proposition than what I originally hoped, which was to play with no ball at all

The Dukes debate: Maybe we should just concentrate on hitting our own ball

Kay, I need to get you on a cliché consultancy role

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

You’re right, FQ. Tennis is badly lacking naked horseplay

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Too kind mate, thank you

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Seeing them like footballs!

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

Thanks Harold. Self admonishing for missing the betting irregularities. Shall include in my next League in Crisis piece, which should only be minutes away

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version

He’s sending plenty of texts lately Big D- don’t speak too soon, there could be a ‘slip-up’. Also known in league circles as a ‘hacking’

Rugby league pre-season article template: Updated 2019 version