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Lifetime sports enthusiast, but mainly just the funny bits. Author of 'The TRUTH about Rugby League' and 'Facebook Rugby League's 2022 Digest', two stories showcasing the unhinged ramblings of a disturbed troll regarding The Greatest Game of All. Rorts, conspiracies and NRL paranoia, all wrapped up in tight burrito of Boomer Outrage. Out now!
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What triggered the greatest outpouring of emotion in 2022? Probably Tom Dearden rupturing his testicle. But a close second was the death of Queen…
If you haven’t heard of Origin, you’ve probably been living under a rock in some uninhabitable wasteland like Antarctica or Adelaide.
With Manly's premiership hopes on tenterhooks following Tom Trbojevic's injury, one major aspect of panic has emerged – what rampant potencies will this ailment…
After another season of upheaval around scheduling, the NRL can at least provide some certainty by including Parramatta’s August nosedive in next year’s draw.…
Following their sacrifices throughout this year's covid-affected Origin series, it's time to repay the selfless Blues by playing all three fixtures in Queensland next…
With the Maroons being mercilessly smashed by the Blues and the state in the grip of lockdown, Queensland will send another SOS to Wayne…
The relief was palpable among Tigers fans after being destroyed by Melbourne on Saturday night – and not only because the loss wiped out…
It was a history-making night in Townsville on Wednesday, with the regional centre hosting its first execution of a sacred cow since the sacking…
In much the style that has bedecked his tenure, ARLC chairman Peter V'landys must hastily introduce another radical rule change to address the game’s…
Excited pundits have earmarked teen sensation Reece Walsh as the game's next transcendental superstar, but only provided we don't burden him with too much…
Kyle Flanagan is fighting to regain his position in the Bulldogs first grade side, with insiders claiming he’s ready to “do whatever it takes"…
With the Raiders nosediving after four straight losses and the players craving sunnier locales like Bradford, the euphoric days in Canberra of grand finals…
The Brisbane Broncos are in damage control, with bosses desperate to reverse the club’s frenetic spiral from becoming a once-mighty powerhouse to a feeder…
With Tom Trbojevic firing on all cylinders upon returning from injury, Manly must now smartly manage his workload by frontloading bulk matches before his…
Cronulla are reportedly on the cusp of rewarding John Morris a much-deserved contract extension, thus granting the underrated coach an extra two years of…
Todd Payten is on pace to finish among the coaching greats, with the rookie clipboard holder's short career already producing compounding irritation at the…
All these players complaining about being tired after one round of footy need a healthy dose of perspective. They should be sent for national…
Despite the mysterious disappearance of Cameron Smith in to full-time media tormenting, there is nothing to indicate Melbourne won't shock us by doing the…
Australia faced more questions than answers in the lead-up to the first Test. What to do with Joe Burns? Who is actually broadcasting the…
The Big Bash League continues to suffer fading interest levels, once again asserting the famous adage that T20 is to blame for everything. However,…
Too right again KK. This financial saga could take years to repair, possibly the covid economic crash of rugby league but worse
The Dogs of War mentality wasn’t intended for the board room
Agreed Paul. A few years back, I would’ve frolicked in the streets at their misfortune. But rugby league needs a strong Dogs (mainly for the TV deal)
The Dogs of War mentality wasn’t intended for the board room
Well said, TB. The Dogs, for want of a better term, were always bastards. Still have nightmares in September of stony-faced Folkes hatching plans behind Oakleys. Seems forever ago. What’s Cement up to?
The Dogs of War mentality wasn’t intended for the board room
Thanks Nat, it hurt me more than it hurt Newcastle. That’s how I justify it, anyway
Newcastle addresses inconsistency by simply moving it up the table
Hello kk, and thank you for your generous praise. When are you going to regale us again with your distinctive take on the GGOA? I will refresh page furiously in anticipation
Newcastle addresses inconsistency by simply moving it up the table
Thanks Barry- no worries here mate, I’m a Roosters fan. So it’s a different type of disturbed
Newcastle addresses inconsistency by simply moving it up the table
Thanks Paul. You’re right mate, this was my exact aim- and to make 3 paragraphs of jokes about Chad Townsend
Newcastle addresses inconsistency by simply moving it up the table
You’re right, Tim, I am a touch lost. However if there’s two things on earth I adore, it’s Bradman and fancy dress. Give me more!
Newcastle addresses inconsistency by simply moving it up the table
Did he play for the Bears? If so, definitely!
Psychologists to apply for Jobkeeper if Eels win 2020 NRL premiership
K-Man, we are on the same wavelength! Another superb read mate. It’s almost worth the crippled economy just to see you poor buggers achieve something that isn’t the Nines or a retrial
Psychologists to apply for Jobkeeper if Eels win 2020 NRL premiership
Big Daddy, this combination would be more devastating to their chances than recalling Steve Kearney or Chris Thorman
The changing social behaviours of Covid #645: Respecting the Eels
Thank you Kman, love your feedback. I’m glad this has struck the right tone for you poor beleaguered Eels fans. As for my intimate knowledge, I would like to thank my research manager Mr. G. Oogle
The changing social behaviours of Covid #645: Respecting the Eels
KK, your prose is tremendously intoxicating, as per usual. And who amongst us hasn’t craved the smell of Thirsty Lynch’s socks? A sensory delight!
The changing social behaviours of Covid #645: Respecting the Eels
Very good Nat, wished I’d thought of that
The changing social behaviours of Covid #645: Respecting the Eels
Very true Paul, you have summed up the beauty of Parramatta nicely. The thing that separates them from competitors is their range. No team can boast a wider spectrum of potential calamity
The changing social behaviours of Covid #645: Respecting the Eels
Yes, hard to disagree TB. But I also think a statue outside Bankwest of Gutho hoisting a tiny star could catch on
The changing social behaviours of Covid #645: Respecting the Eels
Yes Bazza, the Eels are one thing, but I’m still pinching myself about Nick
The changing social behaviours of Covid #645: Respecting the Eels
Thanks for the lovely feedback KK and K-Man, my head has inflated to Paul Kent proportions. You could post a billboard on my forehead. Very humbled. Great read too K-Man!
Alarm bells ring as Wests Tigers enter the top eight
Thanks for the lovely feedback everybody. Will definitely be revisiting this topic when Smith brings up his next 400 games
Melbourne’s future long-term hooker and Harry Grant
Good afternoon Kooka. Like you say, Seibold was a pop-up promising the world, and the Broncos immediately provided their credit card details. Maybe delivery is delayed due to coronavirus, or he’s just a box of styrofoam
Seibold software incompatible with Bennett-operated Broncos
TLN, you’ve got me there. I would say unspeakable for Broncos fans but euphoric for others
Seibold software incompatible with Bennett-operated Broncos
No probs Watda. A worthy cause to which I proudly release this line
Seibold software incompatible with Bennett-operated Broncos
Monorchid, thank you very much for your kind feedback. Here’s to a pre-season confined to the back page
The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away
Sounds like a regular Mad Monday
The return of rugby league is a timid racoon and we mustn't startle it away
Yep BD, spot on mate. It wouldn’t be rugby league or Sydney if it were a harmonious board full of selfless administrators
The Dogs of War mentality wasn’t intended for the board room