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Dane Eldridge

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About

Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

Member Since:
 
March 2012
Based In:
 
Central Coast, NSW
Favourite Sports:
AFL, Cricket, Football, League, Rugby,

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NSW Origin debate: Where even the dead are ‘in the mix’

NSW Origin debate: Where even the dead are ‘in the mix’

19 hours ago

These days, I prefer to list those who aren’t in contention for Blues selection, just because I’d like to see my baby son again before he’s 35.

Ricky Stuart issues crackdown on comfortable leads

Ricky Stuart issues crackdown on comfortable leads

4 days ago

Ricky Stuart has implemented a bold blueprint to help the Raiders stamp out crucial faults costing them games, such as building leads.

An NRL fan’s guide to that soccer tournament in Russia

An NRL fan's guide to that soccer tournament in Russia

17 May 2018

Come June, everyone from Milan to Mogadishu will pause for the most significant sporting event known to mankind. Then once Origin is done, it’s time to focus on Russia.

We’re on track to destroy Kalyn Ponga and Nathan Cleary

We're on track to destroy Kalyn Ponga and Nathan Cleary

16 May 2018

In a comforting sign of public stability, a study of expectations shows Nathan Cleary and Kalyn Ponga are tracking strongly to have their careers destroyed by evil forces such as us.

Bulldogs’ next recruitment planned for the year 3000

Bulldogs' next recruitment planned for the year 3000

10 May 2018

Following a review of their salary cap, the Bulldogs are on track to re-enter the player market in just under a thousand years.

Rugby league: Now almost 48 hours without a workplace incident

Rugby league: Now almost 48 hours without a workplace incident

6 May 2018

Rugby league has now firmly established itself as a harmonious utopia, and what a two days it has been.