The Liebke Ratings: Australia vs Pakistan second Test
For the second time in as many Tests, Australia defeated Pakistan by an innings and, as a result, reclaimed the Lillee-Miandad Trophy by two innings and 53 runs.
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For the second time in as many Tests, Australia defeated Pakistan by an innings and, as a result, reclaimed the Lillee-Miandad Trophy by two innings and 53 runs.
Another Test summer, another futile trip to the Gabba for a visiting team. This time around it’s Pakistan who were marched to their inevitable doom at the Gabbatoir.
There have been two Ashes whitewashes in recent years.
With the Ashes safely secured, both sides ventured back to London for the fifth and final Ashes Test.
After another Headingley miracle – come on, England, get another trick already – the Ashes were locked at 1-1 apiece as both teams headed to Old Trafford in Manchester.
With Australia needing to win only one of the three remaining Tests in the series to retain the trophy, they headed to Headingley, renowned in Ashes history as ‘the ground where astonishing cricket matches are never played’, for their first attempt to do so.
England went to Lord’s 1-0 down in the Ashes, with lots of speculation about them suffering from a ‘World Cup hangover’.
Australia headed to Edgbaston, which locals insisted was definitely in the top 15 most intimidating grounds in the world.
After Australia had cunningly lost to South Africa in the final group match to avoid the rampant New Zealand cricketing machine in the first semi-final, they instead headed to Edgbaston to take on England in the second.
Australia’s final match of the group stage was against South Africa who, to their credit, had stuck around in England for eight long days to play the match, despite having no chance of making the semi-finals. Tremendous never-say-‘bye attitude from the Proteas.
Australia and New Zealand faced off in their respective penultimate group games at Lord’s. New Zealand knew that victory would guarantee them a semi-final spot. Australia already had a semi-final spot, but they knew that victory would irritate the Black Caps. So, everything to play for.
To Lord’s, where cricket’s fiercest rivalry that doesn’t involve India and Pakistan resumed. Victory for Australia would ensure them a semi-final spot, while defeat to England would open the door for a comical crashing out of the tournament. A tough game for neutrals, to be sure.
Australia headed to their spiritual home of Trent Bridge, the ground where they were once bowled out for 60 in a must-win Ashes Test match and where they also conceded 6/481 in a would-really-have-been-rather-quite-nice-to-win bilateral series ODI.
Australia moved on to The Oval, the ground from which the geometric shape gets its name. Their foe? Sri Lanka, whose cunning strategy of playing primarily in washed out games saw them perched just a point outside of the top four.
Off to Taunton for the Australians, where they faced Pakistan, a team more often described as ‘mercurial’ than even Rami Malek’s performance in the Bohemian Rhapsody movie. Here are the ratings for the World Cup match between Australia and Pakistan. Rain Grade: D The main miracle of the match was that it was taking place […]
One of the rarest sights in world cricket was on display in the most recent game of the World Cup as Australia took on India (and, indeed, vice versa) in a one day international. Did you ever think you’d see such a thing?
Australia went to their favourite ground in England, Trent Bridge, home of the 60 not out for their second game of the World Cup.
The warm-up matches have been played, allowing those of us who purport to write humorous summaries of matches to trial our second-string running gags away from the harsh spotlight of the official tournament.
With Australia 1-0 up in the series, Australia and Sri Lanka headed to Manuka Oval for the first ever Test match in Canberra.
Off to the Gabba, where Australia and Sri Lanka would begin their fight for the Warne-Muralitharan Trophy.
Nah. I didn’t say 144 was a base 12 number. But when you score as many runs as Steve Smith did in the first innings, that’s when you reach three figures in base 12. I think it’s pretty reasonable to therefore call 144 runs a century in base 12.
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Surely when a sport is played at so many grounds with ‘cricket’ in the title it just makes sense to use that as its name. Saves a lot of explanation.
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Thanks Pete. Truth be told, I may have dozed off a little in the middle overs of Pakistan’s run chase. But I got the gist and woke up again in time to see the ending. And that’s all that matters.
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It’s very dumb, very obscure and not actually all that funny. I fully accept that I may be the only person even faintly tickled by the idea that ’63’ upside down looks enough like ‘Eg’ that I can do a bit of wordplay on that. I don’t care. It made me happy.
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The font used on this page more or less gets the job done. If looked at in the right way.
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Bonus points to anybody who deduces what my favourite joke in this entire piece is. Hint: it’s not very funny and is overly reliant on both font typefaces and spatial rotation. But I don’t care. It’s my favourite.
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Paine should definitely be demoted to vice-captain immediately. What, he thinks he’s better than everybody else?
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Curse Sri Lanka and their determination to collapse over a long weekend
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Thanks for buying the book. You’re the true hero here.
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My parents have had a shocker. But they’re lovely people and I expect them to come good any time now. Deserve more opportunities at the highest level of my family.
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Glad to be back. Our long dark winter of assorted football code tomfoolery is over and a fresh cricket summer is about to dawn. The most magical time of the year.
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I like to make people suffer through a whole lot of nonsense before I get to the one good line.
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I think the ‘Home of Rugby Keague’ reference is a typo. But it may be a very subtle joke that I just don’t get.
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Thanks Peter. Good luck reattaching that a@#*
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Indeed. I still recall de Villiers bowling South Africa to victory in Sydney in 1993/4, somehow defending a target of 117 in the fourth innings. Amazing longevity.
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This is great. Furthermore, the third umpire should specifically search as hard as possible for a reason to give the batsman out.
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Excellent advice, Don. Thanks.
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I’ll try to do better/worse next time.
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I was ridiculously pleased with myself when the possibility of working ‘one-up-Bradmanship’ into the piece came up.
The Liebke Ratings: Australia vs Pakistan second Test