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Poet. Musician. Filmaker...Youknow.. Goals are the big story always. Let Goals tell the story on the ladder.

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There was culture of dirty
To play with the niggle so shirty
It appealed to the saps
We love all the scraps
But the fit list ends up around thirty

'An absolute witch hunt': Kane Cornes defends Toby Greene

There was an authority named Kane
Righteous indignation did feign
He pleaded for grace
But could not save face
With the man on the ground in such pain

'An absolute witch hunt': Kane Cornes defends Toby Greene

Sorry Son
I guess we’re just different you and I.
Are you still popping over for Tea on Sunday?

Willie Rioli facing four-year ban by ASADA over sample tampering

There was a young Eagle named Willy
Who did something probably silly
The protocol sus
Put him under the bus
So don’t hang the man willy nilly.

Willie Rioli facing four-year ban by ASADA over sample tampering

There once was this big group of cats
Big in wins and cool with the stats
But the thing in the end
To make Danger their friend.
Took them higher than where they was ats.

Cats’ leaders needed to lead – and did when it mattered

An AFL star named Tom Hawkins
For the prelim set eveyone talkin
Is a fine asking more
Than the other’s before?
If not there’s the chance he’ll be walkin

Hawkins cops one-game ban for Schofield hit

Reputation Assassin D King
At another Scott Bro had a swing
But his analysis
Though clever did miss
The backline was not the main thing

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

There was a serial face gouger
A darling of AFL dowager
But the look for the granny
Would offend way to many
So do the right thing now wouldja

Groundhog day? Toby Greene draws scrutiny for... pretty much the same thing as last time

The scribe plied his trade
Accused the ego selfish
Blinded by target
or
Reputation killer David King
The Scott bros he like targeting
He drew his long bow
Once too many and showed
It really was all about him.

or

There was a defence from Geelong
Versatile and always on song
With the pies kept to 60’s
Any conoissuer could see
But the beauty was blind to King Kong

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

Do no harm is the oath hippocratic
An attack literally not so erratic
To say it so easy
In a style not so cheesy
But your ideas appear too automatic

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

To argue the details of such
The narrowest straw that you clutch
One more thing to blame
If you’re not up for a game
It’s plain that you protest too much

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

The cats have the best defence
Ever seen that side of the fence
But like anyone
Sometimes come undone
So lets not go to far yet gents

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

How big is ground meant to be
round like cricket or so folks can see
The cigar shape
Means you don’t stretch your nape
For viewing the best it may be

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

The cats at the GEE is a thing
Some folk keep imagining
But there’s no disgrace
The cats love the place
To beat them your best game need bring

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

I wrote me a cool Cleriwho
Bout a rhyme that stops at two
It seemed to work fine
Without the last line
I snuck one in for something to do

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

If MEL.F.L darlings wont come
To the land of sun surf and fun.
Well stay away then
Don’t dare come again
Just boss and bully and run.

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

When all the teams jumpers are new
Like Sir Dougs Indiginous crew
Everyone raves
About their new faves
But change the old top and they spew

Friday's jumper clash was a long time coming

The average score of all grounds
Is the same no matter the bounds
If the score is the same
Then it’s a level game
The big sticks are easily found

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

The Dimensions you mention have served
For the life of ten men well preserved
So get off the grass
It’s a fad that will pass
Make the trip if you dare book reserved

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

There was a chance for one and all
To let the Cats come to the ball
But an interstate game
The shut out was the same
The MEL.F.L just wants it all

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

The cats like all players (and coaches) to varying degrees are learning to confront their fears.
The Pies were more Poised.

There’s nothing to fear but the fear
That’s the lesson to learn when it’s near
So you best be prepared
Too scared to BE scared.
Cos in Danger the chances appear.

Geelong need Patrick Dangerfield's chaos to be contagious

There’s two in my Dangerfield Show
The mystery and the one that I know
I only know bad
Which is a bit sad
When the other makes everyone glow.

Geelong need Patrick Dangerfield's chaos to be contagious

There once was a man named Danger
His team found the concept a stranger
So they chucked out the plan
And went with the man
With more grit that the old Texas Ranger

Geelong need Patrick Dangerfield's chaos to be contagious

There once a man named McGuire
Who’s team wore the jumper required
With the shake of a hand
The view from the stand
Left a lot to be desired

Friday's jumper clash was a long time coming

Paul Roos and Caroline Wilson.
What a cosy pair suggesting Cats should play even MORE home games at the MCG.
Media stirrers like a dog with a bone.
The MEL.F.L at work.

There was an Journo named Caro
Who pushed a particular barrow
‘Bout the cats and the Gee
But anyone can see
It’s just another MEL.F.L Arrow.

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane