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Looking beyond the winner/loser four points system.

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The cats at the GEE is a thing
Some folk keep imagining
But there’s no disgrace
The cats love the place
To beat them your best game need bring

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

I wrote me a cool Cleriwho
Bout a rhyme that stops at two
It seemed to work fine
Without the last line
I snuck one in for something to do

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

If MEL.F.L darlings wont come
To the land of sun surf and fun.
Well stay away then
Don’t dare come again
Just boss and bully and run.

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

When all the teams jumpers are new
Like Sir Dougs Indiginous crew
Everyone raves
About their new faves
But change the old top and they spew

Friday's jumper clash was a long time coming

The average score of all grounds
Is the same no matter the bounds
If the score is the same
Then it’s a level game
The big sticks are easily found

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

The Dimensions you mention have served
For the life of ten men well preserved
So get off the grass
It’s a fad that will pass
Make the trip if you dare book reserved

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

There was a chance for one and all
To let the Cats come to the ball
But an interstate game
The shut out was the same
The MEL.F.L just wants it all

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

The cats like all players (and coaches) to varying degrees are learning to confront their fears.
The Pies were more Poised.

There’s nothing to fear but the fear
That’s the lesson to learn when it’s near
So you best be prepared
Too scared to BE scared.
Cos in Danger the chances appear.

Geelong need Patrick Dangerfield's chaos to be contagious

There’s two in my Dangerfield Show
The mystery and the one that I know
I only know bad
Which is a bit sad
When the other makes everyone glow.

Geelong need Patrick Dangerfield's chaos to be contagious

There once was a man named Danger
His team found the concept a stranger
So they chucked out the plan
And went with the man
With more grit that the old Texas Ranger

Geelong need Patrick Dangerfield's chaos to be contagious

There once a man named McGuire
Who’s team wore the jumper required
With the shake of a hand
The view from the stand
Left a lot to be desired

Friday's jumper clash was a long time coming

Paul Roos and Caroline Wilson.
What a cosy pair suggesting Cats should play even MORE home games at the MCG.
Media stirrers like a dog with a bone.
The MEL.F.L at work.

There was an Journo named Caro
Who pushed a particular barrow
‘Bout the cats and the Gee
But anyone can see
It’s just another MEL.F.L Arrow.

Straight-sets exits await Geelong and Brisbane

The player we all loved named Frawley
Shared the fact he was doing quite poorly
He opened up bravely
Both funny and gravely
He’ll be missed both well and sorely

Friends, colleagues and teammates deliver emotional tributes to Danny Frawley

A footballing star named Spud
Flew high then fell with a thud
Because that other ego
Put paid to where he go
There’s stars in the sky and there’s mud.

Friends, colleagues and teammates deliver emotional tributes to Danny Frawley

The Poms tried to boo and to scowl
Now all they can do is to howl
Cos when a plan crashes
And off go the ashes
You can only cry cry cry fowl

Australia retain Ashes in a thriller

There once was a host they called Tony
Who smile was real but looked phony
A live cross went awry
When the Ashes were nigh
Which spoke more than the normal baloney

'Chompers!': Aussies hilariously wreak havoc during reporter's live cross

There was a big Nic Nat with hair
That made people stop and stare.
But when it was yanked
The Yanker got spanked
And sat on a fence not a chair

Nic Nat says he'd 'react the same way again' to having his hair pulled

There was a cat coach called Chris
A September he would rarely miss.
All so well prepared.
But still they got scared.
Instead of a scratch and a hiss.

'People want Chris Scott to fail': Robbo slams critics of embattled Cats coach

There once was a team called the cats.
Topped ladders and lead in the stats.
They fluffed the big stage
Like a team half their age
Then curled up asleep on their mats.

Pies into prelim after conquering Cats

They gave young Toby a fine
They said Toby your but is mine
Get up to the Gabba
And no one will blabber
We’ll take care of the bottom line.

WATCH: Toby Greene sent straight to tribunal for serious misconduct

There was a small giant named Toby
As pale and Rare as old Moby
He scratched a new font
On the face of the Bont
Made his face into tomatobi

WATCH: Toby Greene sent straight to tribunal for serious misconduct

There once was on old AFL
But that one went straight to hell
The new one is here
So let’s all have a beer
Cos the FIFA is here can’t you tell

WATCH: Toby Greene sent straight to tribunal for serious misconduct

There’s no point creating an entity like GWS to capture that enormous market of Western Sydney unless you back it up with the correct promotional tools (like wins and rules and stars).
It’s just business.
This was a business decision made by businessmen.
To adhere a sporting culture application would be missing the point.
We all agree GWS exists so let it perform it’s role.

WATCH: Toby Greene sent straight to tribunal for serious misconduct

There was a small giant named Toby
A talent as Rare as the whale named Moby
He scratched a new font
On the face of the Bont
Now he has to watch from the outer Mongolian Gobi

WATCH: Toby Greene sent straight to tribunal for serious misconduct

the plan was effective proven by close result even when poorly executed.

Pies into prelim after conquering Cats