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The funny side of failure

On 21 September 2018, 94,959 people turned up to the Melbourne Cricket Ground, expecting to see a game of Australian Rules Football. What they got, instead, was a masterpiece of trolling, a piece of performance art for the ages.

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The end of an era

The three most successful teams of the last fifteen years, Hawthorn, Geelong, and Sydney, are finished – at least in the short term. In fact, all three will miss the finals in 2019.

SL officials need to get a handle on that, I wouldn’t leave anything in the hands of the ICC.

Sulking Sri Lanka boycott media conference after loss to Australia

Just ban everyone, problem solved.

Fans and why I hate them

Everyone seems about two places higher than what they should be, except the marvellous & wonderful Geelong, the most beautiful group of men this land has seen.

The Eagles are a false flag contender

No normal person would hate a small group of people in gaudy uniforms, tossing a bit coloured material around a disused cricket pitch. Football is a form of entertainment.

The AFL's wasted year

Haynes. At last.

AFL Team of the Week: Round 12

I still find it odd that people like Cat have such a large emotional investment in football. Imagine being a Geelong supporter at the ’94 or ’95 Grand Finals, and thinking anything other than ‘I’m wasting my time watching these goons kick a ball around a field, doing literally anything else would be better.’

The AFL's wasted year

Sydney & Hawthorn are. Meat Loaf would say that article ain’t bad.

The AFL's wasted year

I ignored Riewoldt, because Lynch is heading for a fifty-goal season.

The AFL's wasted year

He’s safe for now, but that may not be true this time next year.

The AFL's wasted year

It’s amazing how often they miss easy set shots. Whoever’s in charge of that department needs to get the boot.

The dazzling, dreadful Demons have no plan

They can make the 8, definitely.

The AFL's wasted year

It’s 80% Rance, IMO.

The AFL's wasted year

As long as the loveable bumpkins are content with their lot, I guess everyone else should be happy too.

The AFL's wasted year

As long as your team is doing OK, Lachie, that’s all that matters.

The AFL's wasted year

This is always going to be a problem, because so many oafs & subnormals watch football.

Why the AFL is right to remove abusive spectators

Robbing Collingwood players of speccies. Some of Toby’s best work.

Outrage as Jeremy Howe robbed of a hanger by the 'Toby Greene rule'

I only caught the second half, but the Eagles were worse than Melbourne.

Five talking points from AFL Round 12

One of the reasons I thought the Blues were near-certainties was the Bulldogs-Lions match. Turned out to be nearly identical games.

Five talking points from AFL Round 12

I’m adamant that both Hawthorn & Geelong will get a wooden spoon by 2024.

Five talking points from AFL Round 12

Based on the law of averages.

Five talking points from AFL Round 12

Irrelevant. I’m talking about the next 5 years, not the last 30.

Five talking points from AFL Round 12

They haven’t finished with a wooden spoon since 1958, they are due for one.

Five talking points from AFL Round 12

I thought that they were good things, the same as the Swans. I thought the same about Richmond, though.

Five talking points from AFL Round 12

I don’t think it’s going to be a problem if WC or GWS finish fourth.

Five talking points from AFL Round 12

This is Ryan Buckland changing his prediction of a 17-5 Melbourne season to a 7-15 one. http://i.imgur.com/VAvZ9.jpg

Five talking points from AFL Round 12