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Kman

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Parramatta Eels tragic that is stuck in the 1980s golden era, touch football repeat winner of "slowest on field", below average cricketer, embarrassing golfer, lover of sport generally!

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Dane, unlike the Broncos, there’s nothing wrong with your form. This one is a peach and had me in stitches! 😂 But’s pretty close to the bone…..

Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely

Thanks andyfnq, and I will try to be a bit fairer in target zone for future articles. I appreciate the point, and definitely don’t want to alienate fans of any team.

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

Thanks for reading and commenting andyfnq. Your comment is fair. Just for the record, last year, I wrote a number of satire articles for the Roar which made (light) fun and criticism of other clubs, including the Broncos, Roosters, Tigers and my own team, the Eels. I agree that the Storm are certainly not the only culprits for gamesmanship, far from it so your point is taken. Cheers,

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

Good question Joey. Fayker is shrouded in mystery, and the line between what is real life and performance is blurred! 😂

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

I think that is the best way for the NRL to handle it GregM, great comment. It is going to be hard in the heat of the moment for referees to be able to police, but match review process may be the only way.

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

That had me in stitches kentdorf!!!! 😂 😂 😂 classic!!

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

Mushi, thanks for reading and positive feedback! Appreciate it.

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

Yep, Larry 1950, that’s pretty fair. As an Eels fan, I am embarrassed by some of Sivo’s acting (I made that comment above). I definitely acknowledge every team is guilty, and Radley definitely deserved action. So what you say is true. Just that Frank Ponissi’s comment was perhaps a bit too honest and hence this satire piece…. Anyway thanks for reading and commenting

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

Thanks for reading Lance 👍

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

spot on, DCE is right in contention, very very tough to pick, kentdorf! Still time for Dugan or Sivo to make a late claim too 😂

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

Thank you kk, always appreciate your positive feedback 👍

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

That’s very kind Hard Yards, thank you. I just hope to bring a laugh or smile 👍

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

Excellent question! There needs to be an investigation!!!

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

Thanks and appreciate the insightful comments, Emcie 👍

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

Yes, agreed Tom G! Sometimes, Sivo’s acting borders on comical (I’m a Parra fan too!) – perhaps in the ‘comedy’ class rather than serious drama 😂

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

Thanks for the kind feedback Spartacus! Much appreciated! And agreed! 👍

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

Yes, Tony! Club budgets will need to allow for support staff! 😂

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

😂 Brando would be proud 😁

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

Great comment and absolutely fair point Emcie and I agree. I don’t mean to downplay that Radley’s loose arm deserved scrutiny and action.

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

Thank you Tony! Yes, imagine Tommy Terrific reacting to Munster’s dramatic performance 😁

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

😁 Thank you Andrew for the kind words! Yes, Rabbitohs already have one of Australia’s great actors available for performance tips 😂 Another one of the “haves”. Apparently Simon Baker (actor) is a big Eels fan so maybe they’ve got a leg up too

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

That is very kind Tim, thanks for the encouragement! 😛

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

Well said Indeed Crow! Behind this satire is a real concern and issue that needs to be ironed out before the business end of the season!

Melbourne Storm at cutting edge again, appointing full-time drama coach

Another Eldridge Classic. How you keep up such consistency in form is amazing! 😁

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Just brilliant as always Dane! Good to see your form is continuing into the new season, and that you have not lost any of your edge during the off season!! 👍 Looking forward to more Eldridge magic this season.

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