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Choppy Zezers

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England sucks. Queensland sucks. NSW rules everything ever.

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15 minute is too small a sample size to capture the rubbishness of the Knights. Go over 10 years and that will leave you in abject hopelessness.

NSW Origin II team: Maguire wields axe to shake up Blues squad with five changes

Well sure the capybara is hard to toss cause roller skating is his passion. So sure he will stay balanced but seriously how on earth does it get anywhere near Elvis and Yoko Ono singing a duet of “In The Ghetto”?

NSW Origin II team: Maguire wields axe to shake up Blues squad with five changes

Worries? Your biggest worry is Billy Slater explaining to the players that Billy Slater won Billy of the Series.

NSW Origin II team: Maguire wields axe to shake up Blues squad with five changes

Cohesive? Was he considered for a NSW bench spot?

'Not quite 100 per cent': Slater explains brutal Cobbo call as Maroons recall veterans for Origin II

Oh it’s just a week of first world problems jn Queensland, isn’t it? Cobbo’s a bit banged up but it won’t matter who you bring in cause you will win and win well.

Just raise the damn trophy and leave NSW to moan and complain and blame who wasn’t selected.

'Not quite 100 per cent': Slater explains brutal Cobbo call as Maroons recall veterans for Origin II

In as much as it will mean Queensland roll on as expected and win by 20. Queensland could replace him with a can of XXXX and still win

'Not quite 100 per cent': Slater explains brutal Cobbo call as Maroons recall veterans for Origin II

Yeah but only against the rubbish Knights.

NSW Origin II team: Maguire wields axe to shake up Blues squad with five changes

As a New South Welsher I’d rather Queensland not play at all. Forfeit?

NSW Origin II team: Maguire wields axe to shake up Blues squad with five changes

I don’t understand any of it. Hudson was in, then out. McInness in, then out. Hynes struggled but Moses has been out for ages and we now have 10 days for them to build a combo

I feel like we are going into Eurovision with a roller skating capybara up against the Beatles featuring Elvis.

NSW Origin II team: Maguire wields axe to shake up Blues squad with five changes

DP, let me be the first NSWokeman to congratulate Queensland on winning this series 3 nil. It really just emphasises the dominance Qld has over Origin now that if NSW wins, it’s a bizarre anomoly that is being looked into by NASA.

Bringing in Edwards on debut in a must win match when you have a former skipper with loads of experience?
And Connor Watson. Connor Watson. It’s far from elementary. What position does he play?!?!? He was rubbish at centre, 5/8 and fullback at Newcastle. Korisau is a better back up option at hooker and McInness is better as the 9/13 back up. So he’s being picked cause he is average but average in a lot of positions in a good team. He will be out for someone big and beefy come Origin 3. And I’d take Shane Watson to Connor Watson.

So kudos to Qld and Slater Of the Series, DCE.

NSW Origin II team: Maguire wields axe to shake up Blues squad with five changes

Gently gliding a Swiss army knife?

NSW Origin II team: Maguire wields axe to shake up Blues squad with five changes

He is out of place cause he’s not in the top 20. If he can’t reach top 10 soon he won’t get another record deal.

NSW Origin II team: Maguire wields axe to shake up Blues squad with five changes

A red card for Joseph and a blue card for Reece.

Pick a card any card

Suaalii SENT OFF after seven minutes of debut but Fatty reckons he's hard done by: 'Reckless and careless but not deliberate'

It’s origin. If NSW players aren’t hitting the ribs late or squirrel gripping or cattle dogging then they aren’t doing their job

Suaalii SENT OFF after seven minutes of debut but Fatty reckons he's hard done by: 'Reckless and careless but not deliberate'

It’s a send off in union
It’s a send off in league
It’s probably a send off in MMA

Rugby looks at sudden lowering of height, sure. But that was marginal lowering and wouldn’t have changed the point of contact. At force. High impact. It’s almost three red cards that one

Suaalii SENT OFF after seven minutes of debut but Fatty reckons he's hard done by: 'Reckless and careless but not deliberate'

A part. Apart. Same diff.

Copycat Blues keep trying to match Queensland's spirit - why that approach will never work

Aaah, reverse psychology. I like it. By sending them south, we have seen title domination from Penrith, Melbourne and the Roosters.

It’s devilishly clever and I put it down to Gilly’s time in Bondi. Now Lindsay Collins carries that huge privilege

Copycat Blues keep trying to match Queensland's spirit - why that approach will never work

We have. Well the NRL has. I mean, most “Queenslanders” live in NSW and Victoria now and win premierships for non-Queensland teams. Billy. Daly. Fatty. Big Mal (dunno what Canberra counts as). Harry. Cooper. Hell Ben Hunt lost one for Brisbane before seeing the light and moving to Kogarah.

Copycat Blues keep trying to match Queensland's spirit - why that approach will never work

😁 😁 😁 😁

Blues Origin team: Tedesco, Api axed, Trbojevic to captain, Maguire picks SEVEN debutants, Hynes in doubt

This could be the NSW team for the Sheffield Shield cause Queensland’s gonna run up a cricket score

Blues Origin team: Tedesco, Api axed, Trbojevic to captain, Maguire picks SEVEN debutants, Hynes in doubt

Sharon is bigger than the game.

Burton vs Luai vs Walker for Blues No.6 jersey should be no-brainer decision for Maguire

It’s about time NSW are allowed to play the 20 – 25 players we throw up for selection. Why should good players miss out on the opportunity to lose to Queensland?

In that respect, NSW starting centres will be Mitchell, Talakai, Crichton, Ramien and Suualii playing outside Luai, Burton and Brooks at 6.

Out of Origin: Enough injured talent to form a third quality line-up as coaches face selection dilemmas for game one

Shayne Hayne

'We needed that': Manly put close game hoodoo to bed by ending losing streak in Storm nail-biter

I see Teddy more as Paul Stanley, Moses as Gene Simmons and Luke Brooks as Ace Frehley.

Ace Frehley would have been the best footy player name ever.

Burton vs Luai vs Walker for Blues No.6 jersey should be no-brainer decision for Maguire

I have to have Moses, Brooks, Sharon and Teddy back together. I just have to.

It’s a three match series so it won’t be the last time you mention the hell is J. Hastings

Burton vs Luai vs Walker for Blues No.6 jersey should be no-brainer decision for Maguire

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