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Choppy Zezers

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England sucks. Queensland sucks. NSW rules everything ever.

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I prefer Gary Cowshotcorner to Gary Cowmeadow. The former is more attacking while the latter is incredibly solid and will bat till the cows come home

Neser selection doesn’t matter much now to Test team but it slows down fast bowler development for the future

Again with the troll blaming. I tell you, how can trolls ever get a fair go when they are constantly being trolled? They should sue for defamation.

Crown V Shrek

'Ignore trolls who grabbed my phone': Panthers star charged by NRL over 'Boxing Day lines' post

Maybe he should get some work done and finally get reorder his first and last name. Graham Campbell is clearly the right name to go by.

Double blow for Bunnies star out SIX months on sidelines after surgery blow and another leaving for Super League

I thought Streaky batted mostly 6 or 7 but he only batted 10 innings at 6 for 59 runs. He scored most of his runs (700 +) at 7 and 8. I refuse to quote his stats at 9 or lower because Heath Streak batting at 9?!?!? Or lower?! For Zimbabwe!?!?!? No I won’t have it.

Trust the lower order or farm the strike? Smith follows Waugh path but tail ends poorly after his crucial late error

The hell with that.

There is one batsman to blame for this loss: Damien Martyn

Trust the lower order or farm the strike? Smith follows Waugh path but tail ends poorly after his crucial late error

Heath Streak (RIP) was a really good lower order bat for Zimbabwe. Really gave it all everyone he played.

Trust the lower order or farm the strike? Smith follows Waugh path but tail ends poorly after his crucial late error

Now Pollock is on that list. And I’m here saying that any South African named Pollock is a gun bat. Every and all these Pollock’s were a better bat than ol Warney

I think Warne also got a record for ducks and getting caught off non-called no balls when on 99.

Trust the lower order or farm the strike? Smith follows Waugh path but tail ends poorly after his crucial late error

I’m calling it now: this is the start of the rise of the Windies back to their late 70s and 80s standards. They will dominate the world and we will go back to hating them and wondering when the pain will end

Besieged batting duo face moment of truth with Windies setting Aussies tricky target as Marnus slump continues

He looked bulk average but it doesn’t help when he’s 18 feet tall. He looked like a praying mantis trying to balance a matchstick.

But it’s his 2nd test at 4 after being dropped from the team. Give him time especially given Warner just retired, Marnus is struggling deluxe and theres not really anyone from NSW ready to call up

Besieged batting duo face moment of truth with Windies setting Aussies tricky target as Marnus slump continues

I’m going 25 May which was the start of the first match of the Aboriginal Cricket Team to England. They did amazing and I’d name the day Mullagh.

'Choose a better date': Cummins wants Australia Day moved as CA chief sledged for 'bizarre' trainwreck interview

Damn right. And he deserved every penny for belting the minnows time and time and time again during his career.

Change Australia Day to Gilly Day

'Choose a better date': Cummins wants Australia Day moved as CA chief sledged for 'bizarre' trainwreck interview

Oh go and eat an onion

'Choose a better date': Cummins wants Australia Day moved as CA chief sledged for 'bizarre' trainwreck interview

He spoke better than Hockley

'Choose a better date': Cummins wants Australia Day moved as CA chief sledged for 'bizarre' trainwreck interview

Yeah but he’s the NSW cartel

'Choose a better date': Cummins wants Australia Day moved as CA chief sledged for 'bizarre' trainwreck interview

The wisest thing I’ve ever heard coming out of the HR Department

'Choose a better date': Cummins wants Australia Day moved as CA chief sledged for 'bizarre' trainwreck interview

See even the Vaticans numero uno gets it.

Anyone remember the ad with Adam Gilchrist telling us what to do on Australia Day to celebrate Aussie? Instructions on how to public holiday. That’s woeful.

'Choose a better date': Cummins wants Australia Day moved as CA chief sledged for 'bizarre' trainwreck interview

I’m a lefty and I’m all for cricket. I don’t particularly care about Australia Day and if smarter people than me think it’s time to move it, then move it.

I just want more public holidays. Canberra seems to have about 7 more public holidays than everyone else. We need to unite under the National capitals public holidays extravaganza

'Choose a better date': Cummins wants Australia Day moved as CA chief sledged for 'bizarre' trainwreck interview

And get their name in the paper

Every Aussie rated from first Test vs West Indies: Call the cops, Josh Hazlewood - you've been stone cold robbed

Lesser players against lesser teams? Or a sentimental team of players who could or would or should have played more tests like Maxwell and Neser and Sayers and Dwarshius. And pick more home town players in their home tests. Makes it more competitive and sentimental, yet lesser.

Hazlewood rips Windies apart but Head gets nod for top honour as Aussies extend home unbeaten streak to 14

I give Green an additional point for his height and another for his IPL earning potential. He’s already up to 7 for this match, then add another 1 for forcing one of our best ever batsman to open so he can slot in at 4.

He’s nearly MOTM now after adjustments.

Every Aussie rated from first Test vs West Indies: Call the cops, Josh Hazlewood - you've been stone cold robbed

What did Shamar Joseph score out of 10? 465 I reckon. He deserves MOTM cause as one sided as this test finished, imagine if they left Shamar out.

Go Shamar. The best Joseph since Jesus’ dad.

Every Aussie rated from first Test vs West Indies: Call the cops, Josh Hazlewood - you've been stone cold robbed

You’re onto something here. And with the increased bowling workload, the NSW cartel will need to be rested so it’s hello Morris, Scobo, etc.

Love it. Let’s do it!

Hazlewood rips Windies apart but Head gets nod for top honour as Aussies extend home unbeaten streak to 14

The Davis Cup. Never a better comparison. Even Kyrgios loves Davis Cup and getting the opportunity to represent his country. But it’s a pimple on the body of the WTA tour schedule.

Hazlewood rips Windies apart but Head gets nod for top honour as Aussies extend home unbeaten streak to 14

If Cam Green goes out and scores big this test, it kinda justifies moving Smudge or asking him if he wants to open or forcing him to. Smudge could go out and score 200 in the next test and he will be sweet.

I’ve written off many champions in the past, and normally I’d like to think I was spot on but that’s just my tormented mind playing tricks again.

First-up failure: Smith falls cheaply in opening gambit as Windies show spirit to fight back from woeful start

Sunil Smith. If he was still captain he’d lead his team off the field. Like good captains should.

First-up failure: Smith falls cheaply in opening gambit as Windies show spirit to fight back from woeful start

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