If this is the standard referee banter, every park footy ref needs to be mic'ed up!
The other defenders can count themselves lucky - the winger was lining up for a second!
As any coach will tell you: 'play the whistle'.
As any coach will tell you: 'play the whistle'.
As any coach will tell you: 'play the whistle'.
He's either helping out the goalkicker or getting his mate off the nudie run!
Look at all the bodies flying around this one!
Ohh dear!