If this is the standard referee banter, every park footy ref needs to be mic’ed up!
Gone in 20 seconds!
Bit of a shoe on him
The other defenders can count themselves lucky – the winger was lining up for a second!
Not even his own winger can keep up!
As any coach will tell you: ‘play the whistle’.
I volunteer as tribute!
He’s either helping out the goalkicker or getting his mate off the nudie run!
Look at all the bodies flying around this one!
Well, that didn’t take long!
Look at him go!